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The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things
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"my_qualifications: Indian" says it all, to be honest.
Canada is fucked, millions of jeets scattered around like cockroaches.
And paycheck to paycheck is how "stupid, useless trash, low IQ" Americans live nowadays thanks to your filth being imported by our oh-so-beloved leaders. You're nothing special just because your shitskin bloodbag of a body is on American soil and you don't deserve a bigger paycheck and an automatic tenured job because you reek of curry and body odor. Fucking Indians, I would get mad if it wasn't so fucking tragic.
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The Founding Fathers believed in racial separatism.
This jeet is off his cow shit if he thinks they would look at his 76 IQ stinky nigger ass and think "a splendid addition to our nation".
One whiff of his curry sharts and he'd be instantly jettisoned back to the land of rape and poo.
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I knew MAGA was going to win in 2028, but apparently we’re also going to win in 2029!
Some hopium
Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much!
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It's always amazing to see Indians et al. talking about how the Founding Fathers were wholesome 100 antiracists when they considered even Germans to be subhuman swarthoids
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We need a version of this where the pool's closed due to shitjeets. On a less jokey note, what the Jeets are gonna do to the ecosystem of Canada would be the stuff Captain Planet would be required to unfuck it. And they're still letting these IRL Goblins/Skaven in.
Best part about this is that everyone despises Jeets due to how foul they are as a people. Not helping is how if there were any Karens who'd try to start a pity party to highlight their plight. The Jeet's immediate reaction is to attempt to rape her.
Jeets are a living comedy. Unfortunately, we're part of that South Park episode.
They're showing up in countries where some level of decency is required to conduct business... and they're flushing it all down. The Jeet menace may as well be the swarm of locusts in Revelations.
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White American highschool dropouts are infinitely superior to the smartest, highest degreed Indian.
I would never hire an Indian welder, carpenter, plumber, engineer, painter, mechanic, security guard, chef, or any other jeet in any other important field. They are simple minded worse-than-niggers who deserve to live in their cow shit corner for all eternity.
I would never hire an Indian welder, carpenter, plumber, engineer, painter, mechanic, security guard, chef, or any other jeet in any other important field. They are simple minded worse-than-niggers who deserve to live in their cow shit corner for all eternity.
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It's more personal to me that third worlders are being imported and taking up slots at medical schools. Here in the U.S, just to even get looked at for medical schools, you have to have volunteer work, clinical hours done, a decent GPA/good MCAT score, and other extracurricular activities which many don't tell you about in college. Not to mention that slots for a school are less than 100 and you're competing with thousands of others for it. Not much of an American Dream left when it's being sold to foreigners who care little about giving to the people that are graciously letting them live in their country....
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Americans who scored 99.9% on one assignment in an unrelated breadth class: rejected.
Foreigners who can't tell the difference between heads and toes: admitted.
If you can speak fluent English and know how to reboot a computer, you're better than 90% of H-1B programmers.
The bar is seriously that low.
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-Dipshit corporations and CEOs
Dipshit Corp type 1:
Companies that think they are smart for eliminating 99% of their salaries and that if they get a bunch of brown people saying "yis", that means everything they say "yis" to will work. The brownies are totally just like us, right? So they wouldn't just lie for a few bucks since they could retire off of one year of white person pay right? Nah they wouldn't do that. Indians are amazing! They always say yis which means it has to be true that they can get it done. Any company can run for 3 months off their existing cash reserves so they genuinely think they are smart for deleting all their expensive white salaries. But you're the racist one because logic.
Dipshit Corp type 1a:
Same as 1 but instead of doing it awarely they do it unawarely once they face the dipshit logical paradox of, having to decide if degrees from India are the same as white degrees.
Dipshit Corp type 2:
Companies that think they are smart for having H1Bs working either in person or remotely so they can give them a taste of what it's like to live in a white country and they can make them work at 10,000% capacity if they threaten deportation, except they don't understand all Indians do is say yis at 10,000% capacity instead. But again you're the racist one something something.
Dipshit Corp type 3:
Companies that actually legitimately know Indians are dogshit but they check all the smelly ironic turd world boxes to be hired for some bullshit public twitter facing PR woke mob prevention job.
Dipshit CEO type 1: (Also dipshit call center managers)
CEOs hire Indians thinking that their customers are all faggots and grandmas calling up with stupid problems (when they are in fact not) and if they hire Indians it will make them go "ugh" when they call and give up and not press them to fix the problem, so we can just hire 5 Indians to shit things up and fire all the back office admin people who actually fix shit, but again we're not racist because logic.
Dipshit CEO type 2:
The worst type of dipshit CEO is one who hires a bunch of Indians just because they lie and make them feel "safe" by having a bunch of them around saying everything will be okay. They start to form little shields or bubbles where they only accept communication through a few Indians just so they can sugarcoat it. I'm honestly not sure which is worse - if they do it awarely or unawarely, as I've seen both and they are equally putting the entire company in an extremely precarious fucked state.
-Recruiter Companies
Recruiter Companies are all dogshit third party trash that hires mass amounts of people when a company wants to open up a new branch or department. They have 50 mile long contracts where all they essentially say is "we guarantee you 1000 employees". The quality of those employees is always arbitrary, and they always go the cheapest route to pocket the money, that route is of course India. Think real real shady smoke filled backroom shit. Also I've witnessed it in person when an entire recruiter company is fired once they realize they just jeet-shat up their own company and HR suddenly is racist and goes full blown ICE and hunts you down in the office if you're brown. The look on jeets' faces when they realized their time was up seeing the HRtard coming around the corner with a stack of reclaimed laptops (since the laptop is worth more than your brown soul if you are a jeet) was fucking priceless. But once again, they're not the racists when they do this, you are because something something idk ask twitter.
-HR Libtard Karen Types
Do I even have to fully explain this? The literal mouthbreathing retards that never had kids but their biological clock went off and their dipshit mommy instincts go wild and they think India is something worth "fixing". The more backwards and retarded the culture, the more they are obsessed with it, hence India is their thing. They always have "backpacked in India for a couple weeks" and ignore all the shit about their friends getting literally raped or every time it makes the news some dipshit karen libturd got raped - ask any liberal and you'll literally hear "it's not rape if a brown person does it, because of their culture". Also each and every one of these always says "Indians were so nice when I was there", totally totally having no fucking clue they were only trying to sell them shit because they knew they were a rich (rich from their brown perspective) white tourist, and/or they were trying to lead them somewhere to rape them.
-Dipshit Elitist Education Professor male types
Basically the male version of the former HR libtard karen type. Male professors are obsessed with India because they think it's some bullshit magic place where they ride carpets and their gay faggot brown culture is the last place on earth where you can go to see it "all work and come together" ie you read about how egyptians did random small things 5,000 years ago etc, except every time they go there they witness it not fucking working... they come back from their gay trip and tell everyone how "enlightened" and "cultured" they are now.
-Libtards that think they like Indian food
This is big enough to mention as a category, hippie san francisco turds who are eating an americanized indian take on food and have their dick sucked so they fork over the cash, will never google India to see how shit it is. Show them youtube videos of indian street food and you'll see some mental gymnastics.
-Democrap politicians
See: Trudeau, literally everyone running the UK, everyone running most Yurop countries. Wanna import a bunch of brown people and ruin the entire country just so you personally can be rich even though 3 generations from now, your family and money will no longer exist because you brownified everything? Import a bunch of smelly jeets and give them permanent residency oh shit sorry haha that's been done I meant asylum, errr oh fuck I mean, green card? H1B program? Make them international students? Yes, the last one, do that, call it that now. Now all you have to do is let them vote and promise them you will take shit away from whites that work and give it to them but never actually do.
-Old People
Old Person Type 1
Extremely ridiculously untrusting of absolutely positively everything, doesn't use credit cards "because that's how they get you", has 50 different anti virus programs they paid money for on their computer etc. But if they get a call from "Vindows" or "De Fbi, Saarr" they trust it instantly because the Indian on the other end will suck their dick. They are lonely as fuck since all their friends died 10-20 years ago and they haven't had a conversation for more than 5 minutes with someone in 15 years. That's why they keep falling for tech scams.
Old Person Type 2
The old rich-ish retiree type that you keep seeing on those youtube videos where they ask democrats basic questions and show how they get tied up in their own logic. Since they have money now they "don't mind if a few more brown people move in nearby" and always say how "important multiculturalism is" as they are trying to cover their bases and play twitter's pascal's wager and they have to be nice to a brown person at least once if they want to get into libtard heaven. You can always identify this type because they look offended on brown people's behalf from the video start and after just like 5 questions they always tip their head and walk away, once they realize how retarded their answers have sounded.
Should cover all your bases friend
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The spirit of Vishnu compels my buttocks to unleash spicy curry across my pants and sacred Indian mud saar.
What even is this "performance"? Everyone involved looks absolutely retarded.
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They are an absolute plague that will not stop in wanting to spread and ruin our big beautiful Earth.
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Counter proposal. Cobalt mines. Every single one of them. Since they're basically Skaven, may as well make them do what Skaven specialize in. Digging holes. Minesweeping is also a good job for the Jeet.
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How about being put on your car as crumple zones?(My Wife's Idea).
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That's one thing I don't see people talk about when it comes to a lot of absolute third world shitholes, not just the subcon retards. Everything they do is ridiculously performative, flamboyant and fucking cringe. I think it's them cargo culting appearing tough or skilled or professional, depending on what the occasion calls for. For example, you look at military parades in first world countries and while there's a lot of pomp and flair it's not to a ridiculous degree. Thirdies see this and figure that if they act 3 times as tough and make it 3 times as elaborate, it means that they're the tough and the badass and the stronger than those timmycels saaaaaaaaar!
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One thing that's not appreciated about having to deal with Jeets is just how fucking dumbed down everything has to be in order to jeet-proof shit when they're involved. Because they don't actually understand anything from a modern society -- they're not sentient or sapient in a way humans would understand -- they basically act as a form of semi-automated biological pseudoAI.
I have a client that refuses to let us have access to AD, instead using some AD alternative that basically has Jeet crumple zones, logging the fuck out of everything and keeping things in one screen instead of many, which they require we access on a JumpBox, in a VPN, in a VDI. Why? Jeets.
Another client that has written their own internal website allowing you to run scripts like "pull computer information from azure" or "reset password to a random generated one" which they force us to run inside a VDI inside a VPN. Why? Jeets.
And I can't even argue with it. The Jeets are completely souless npcs. There's nothing behind those eyes except rape and cow dung. I wouldn't let them within 200 feet of one of my systems without putting guard rails on every available surface so they can't touch anything other than the digital equivalent of "push button receive cow dung cookie."
I'm currently 4 hours past my going home time dealing with a P2 emergency becuase a Jeeta got a ticket for adding a user to a security group and the ticketing system's "suggested actions" -- full of SOPs and KBs written in crayon so the Jeets know exactly what to do and management forces the rest of us to glue to our tickets like a fucking retard gold star sticker so they can tell the Jeet tard wranglers that "everyone has to do that including the superior Indian men, yes, even your personal hand picked team of slave caste members, stop asking us to do the needful and disable this functionality on your accounts it isn't happening" -- well, the first suggested action was "create a security group."
Not "add users to security group." That was option 2.
So the Jeeta, who was hired as part of our "Tier 1.5 white glove ops service," who has probably never used a computer before in her life despite ostensibly being beyond A+ and AWS certified, got this ticket, had no idea what a user was, what a security group was, what a server or AD or anything is, just blindly ran the first SOP for creating a new group with the new users instead of adding them to the existing group, using a jeet-proof powershell script.
Ok, that's a problem, but fixable. Ask for help, we'll get someone with more than a 70 IQ to step in and fix the problem, yeah? Nope. Having realized, after the fact, that she was following the complete wrong fucking SOP, decided to ask ChatGPT "how deleting security group"... and mass deleted a shitload of them on accident.
So now I have a client who's AD server is half gone, and I'm desperately trying to get them to respond to restore backups or something. But, guess what?
The client's ops team are Jeets, too. So they're not doing shit, becuase they can't find a stack overflow Q&A telling them exactly how to react to me telling them to fix the shit. So I'm just sitting here getting increasingly panicked calls on the on call line from managers and directors asking what the fuck, and all I can do is log shit so when the cow dung hits the fan, the jeeta's jeet tard wrangler won't be able to blame Whitey.
Jeets ruin everything. And not just becuase they're fucking dumb. It's becuase you have to dumb things down so they can rub their curry scented shit over everything.
I have a client that refuses to let us have access to AD, instead using some AD alternative that basically has Jeet crumple zones, logging the fuck out of everything and keeping things in one screen instead of many, which they require we access on a JumpBox, in a VPN, in a VDI. Why? Jeets.
Another client that has written their own internal website allowing you to run scripts like "pull computer information from azure" or "reset password to a random generated one" which they force us to run inside a VDI inside a VPN. Why? Jeets.
And I can't even argue with it. The Jeets are completely souless npcs. There's nothing behind those eyes except rape and cow dung. I wouldn't let them within 200 feet of one of my systems without putting guard rails on every available surface so they can't touch anything other than the digital equivalent of "push button receive cow dung cookie."
I'm currently 4 hours past my going home time dealing with a P2 emergency becuase a Jeeta got a ticket for adding a user to a security group and the ticketing system's "suggested actions" -- full of SOPs and KBs written in crayon so the Jeets know exactly what to do and management forces the rest of us to glue to our tickets like a fucking retard gold star sticker so they can tell the Jeet tard wranglers that "everyone has to do that including the superior Indian men, yes, even your personal hand picked team of slave caste members, stop asking us to do the needful and disable this functionality on your accounts it isn't happening" -- well, the first suggested action was "create a security group."
Not "add users to security group." That was option 2.
So the Jeeta, who was hired as part of our "Tier 1.5 white glove ops service," who has probably never used a computer before in her life despite ostensibly being beyond A+ and AWS certified, got this ticket, had no idea what a user was, what a security group was, what a server or AD or anything is, just blindly ran the first SOP for creating a new group with the new users instead of adding them to the existing group, using a jeet-proof powershell script.
Ok, that's a problem, but fixable. Ask for help, we'll get someone with more than a 70 IQ to step in and fix the problem, yeah? Nope. Having realized, after the fact, that she was following the complete wrong fucking SOP, decided to ask ChatGPT "how deleting security group"... and mass deleted a shitload of them on accident.
So now I have a client who's AD server is half gone, and I'm desperately trying to get them to respond to restore backups or something. But, guess what?
The client's ops team are Jeets, too. So they're not doing shit, becuase they can't find a stack overflow Q&A telling them exactly how to react to me telling them to fix the shit. So I'm just sitting here getting increasingly panicked calls on the on call line from managers and directors asking what the fuck, and all I can do is log shit so when the cow dung hits the fan, the jeeta's jeet tard wrangler won't be able to blame Whitey.
Jeets ruin everything. And not just becuase they're fucking dumb. It's becuase you have to dumb things down so they can rub their curry scented shit over everything.
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Holy shit. My condolences.
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Hey my job may be stressful and thankless and on borrowed time until the Jeets get enough influence to convince people to replace me with more Jeets, but at least my pay is below poverty wages cause I have to compete with every cow fucker in Mumbai, so at least that's something going for it.
But no on the plus side we're a few years out from having LLMs be smart enough maybe not to replace humans but definitely smart enough to replace Jeets, and overnight you're gonna see entire Jeet hives throughout the west empty out as people just replace them with a moderately complex shell script.
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But you'll never get a person.
Corporate will fire all call center employees, replace them with LLMs, and when they do everything wrong nothing will get fixed.
Even if everyone stops working with companies that do this, 9/10 it'll be written off as "market volatility" or "unavoidable consumer habits" and never addressed.
Holy shit we are fucked aren't we.