>get my ass out in the real world to detox from too much internet
>legit concerned I'm losing touch with reality
>jeet immigration wave on my mind despite being in a region that's still unaffected
>enjoying the touch of the grass and the kiss of the sun and starting to notice lack of jeets
>walk by local gas station
>gas station surface is lower than road level, surrounded by steep grassy knoll, with access ramp on the side
>see car completely stuck on the grassy knoll
>what in the fuck
>only way to end up like that is to mistake the adjacent pedestrian crossing as a ramp, curve 90° and driving straight into a 1 meter drop
>not even a student driver would do that
>first thought is lol total jeet manoeuvre like in those videos on X
>quit that nonsense, anon, remember why you're outside, real life isn't twitter
>all right all right
>walk past the car
>see driver standing next to the car, frantically talking on the phone
>he's indian