Welp, I've seen my first case of Indian retardation excellence in the wild yesterday.
I was at a convenience store while some jeet was trying to load way too many cases of soda onto a dolly, unsurprisingly they all end up falling off and the disphit with his brahmin-level intelligence thought it was a good to still bring one of the cases into store while it's fucking leaking soda all over the floor. The manager comes in pissed and starts chewing him out while the jeet immediately starts making excuses in his retarded hindoodoo babble, and I could tell the dude was seriously resisting the urge to sock the retard right in the face.