The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

If you were supposed to get an Amazon delivery today that didn't show up, the reason why is because the jeets running AWS US East were out for Diwali and the entire thing went down for most of a day. AWS powers half of the Internet (you may have had computer problems at work today or noticed random sites or apps running like shit), and is used for all of Amazon's internal networking, so it going down halted Amazon warehouses across the country and likely cost the company millions from the scale of delays
 
Pretty gay that Trump supports Indian's this much. Diwali is another rape holiday, not one humans are suppose to celerbate. IMG_3974.png

Heres my contribution to the festival of lights:
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QwahlityKahntent said:
no americans should be celebrating diwali.
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How Americans Should Celebrate Diwali

First read this warning from an actual Indian about how evil India is:
India its worse than you think
Make sure you share that article with all your human friends on this the first day of a retarded Jeet holirape.

Then spread the diwali cheer to your local invaders:

1) Report the Indian restaurants to the health department. Be festive. Say you say a mouse run across the floor while eating their recently and when you told the manager the Jeet said something like "It is Diwali so we let our little brothers run around kitchen and eat whatever they wish."

2) Report the Jeet owned convenience store to the police department. Tell them you overheard a disturbing transaction; the Jeet clerk asked some kid buying booze for his ID, the kid claimed he left it at home but was totally of legal age. The Jeet Clerk said, "I sell to you because it is Diwali and I want you to be happy."

3) Report all the Jeets you regularly see to ICE. Its easy to do and you'll be helping reunite families this Diwali. Make sure you spice up the report by saying the Jeet in question was talking with another Jeet about sneaking their cousin across the border, or how they want to help their cousin over-stay their tourist visa without having to pay taxes to the government.

And never feel bad about doing any of this stuff. Why? Because, as the article will inform you, every Indian naturally thinks of scamming 100% of the time. You've actually helped the appropriate agencies hunt down criminals. Good job!


Another example of how Jeets celebrate Diwali, which occurred on Halloween last year.

 
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The Dude said:
They even mount weapons to them like a four-legged, biological technical.
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Dude I can't even fucking imagine what would happen if you fired an 81 mm mortar off a camel's back. That camel would probably fire a laser beam of shit out of its ass from the recoil force.

But maybe that's the desired effect. :briefs:
 
femboy fart huffer said:
And yet from what I've seen the entire indian military could be taken out by a couple elephants. Why do they have a mortar on the back of a camel anyway? Surely everything shot from that is going to be miles off target right?
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Indians and pathetic. Indians are weak. Indians and pathetically weak.

Proof?



I'd always heard that Jeets in gyms were lame as shit and only used the lightest dumbbells but I'd never seen actual proof until this video. Notice how they're all using the smallest dumbbells? The Jeet on the machine is lifting one whole plate.

And the smell. God. What horrors the smell must be!!!
 
Samuel Fuller said:
He's so stupid that he has GOT to be a paki.
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Oh no, my fragile ego is so hurt!!! Couple of points I'd like to make:

1) Null has informed us the site has been getting flooded in the past week, hence the closed registration (this was almost certainly Jeets as I've seen them shitting up 4chan during the same time.)

2) I'm a white American, call me whatever you want. I thank the TRUE GOD everyday for not putting me in India or some other brownoid shithole. Literally anything some rando internet fag calls me has no effect on me whatsoever. Unlike Jeets, who get incredibly butt hurt by the slightest insult to their whore mothers.

3) Paki isn't an insult since I learned that Paki's have a sense of humor thats funny, unlike disgusting retarded Jeets who have retard senses of humor.



Paki's seem kind of based. Notice how there isn't any "Paki hate thread" nor are there daily "Paki funny videos" post on /pol? Thats cause everyone on earth hates India the most. They kinda sorta know that Pakistan is bad, probably cause "stans" countries tend to suck. But I promise you if this Paki chic walked into a group of white Westerners and was chill and funny they'd like her way more than they would a Jeet.

Canada, America, Australia, The UK, Mexico even... we all hate you Indians. HATE. Not easy uniting us all against a common cause. Too bad you were trying to get us to like you street shitters or it'd be quite the accomplishment.

But Paki's are muslim, saar. Yup, any the majority of Westerners are still Christian or at least culturally Christian. Thats a religion closely related to Islam. Makes way more sense to us than Hindu, the religion of rapist deformed gods who advocate eating literal cow shit. Fuck Hindu. India has Hindu Nationalist organizations fucking up our countries right now. Pakistan? Not so much.

So yeah, call me a Paki. If God forced me to choose being a Paki or a Jeet the choice would be easy.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
I'm not offended that's why I wrote this massive post where I am clearly affected by what you said.
Defending the fucking 70% inbred pakis doesn't make that look any less retarded.
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Sir, just do one thing, just do one thing Sir and please kindly humbly trust him Sir. I have seen him in Islamabad Sir he is 100% white Aryan, whiter than the whitest Brahmin yis
 
Blindeye said:
If you were supposed to get an Amazon delivery today that didn't show up, the reason why is because the jeets running AWS US East were out for Diwali and the entire thing went down for most of a day. AWS powers half of the Internet (you may have had computer problems at work today or noticed random sites or apps running like shit), and is used for all of Amazon's internal networking, so it going down halted Amazon warehouses across the country and likely cost the company millions from the scale of delays
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So that explains the fuckery going down. I thought it was just regular Indian shit but now I know why some of the services I was using crapped out.

TJD can’t come fast enough.
 
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