The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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The Dude said:
So what you're saying is Modi is kinda like Odo from Star Trek: DS9 where he can take humanoid shape, but can't copy humans exactly, but he has to return to his natural liquid state every day or so to rest. Only, Modi is made from poop and not a morphogenic gelatinous substance like Odo is.
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Pajeets are like changelings, but corrupted by Nurgle. They are like nurglings but less endearing.
 
Not quite a Jeet but still funny if true.

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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
We covered this like 300 pages ago so just a brief mention.

-Jeets don't have a positive or good opinion on the sanctity of life. Their life expectancy is like 35 over there.

-Jeets know that there are millions of other jeets ready to snap up their job in seconds, they know they are worthless. In India, asking for proper equipment or anything to do the job = probably they fire you same day and find some even more worthless jeet who will work for 30 cents an hour less.

-If you think you are going to live to be 35 then you will see buying decent shoes as a burden, it'd be like buying life insurance if you're 20 in America - you most likely aren't going to die at 20 so that's why they only sell life insurance to old people.

-Jeets think they are smarter and better than you for jugaad-ing everything so they see sandals as a life hack.


So when it comes time to buy shoes they won't spend 10 more dollars because they think it is India over here again and say "fuck it, I'll probably just get run over by another truck tomorrow anyway so I'd be better off spending the $10 on skin whitening cream and trying to lie my way into a higher job".

Wearing sandals in particular as a trucker is suicide because your sandals can fucking get stuck on the gas pedal. But it's ok, as a jeet, maybe that's better because now you can cause another massive flaming pile up then become the new jeet media star for a week and have blue lawyers fund you for a while so they can start their career if they win your stupid case. Jeets don't care if they cause another massive pileup, as long as they get 3 weeks of free jail food, who cares if 5 entire families died etc
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Indians also believe in reincarnation. In theory it is a hopeful message of a life after death. In Practice it is an excuse to not value human life.
 
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BBC news India tag is pleasantly fruitful.


Why isn’t this headline, “Wealthy Indian convicted felon dies”?

Head of UK's richest family dies aged 85

And in classic jeet brainless behavior:

How a Diwali cracker gun in India went from social media craze to blinding children​

Aarish is among hundreds of children and young adults from at least five states across northern India who have suffered serious eye injuries from using the same kind of device - called "carbide guns" - during Diwali.

The "carbide gun", a rudimentary device, using calcium carbide in a plastic pipe, gives dramatic results - a loud blast that sounds like a gunshot, accompanied by fiery sparks. But the explosion is unpredictable and often delayed - officials told the BBC that many of the injuries occurred when children peeped inside the pipe to check just as the blast happened.
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Why the Indian passport is falling in global ranking​

Uh, I’m guessing because you’re stinky lying cheating visa-overstaying rapists?

'My hopes are dashed': Illegal Indian migrants deported by US speak to BBC​


Several illegal Indian migrant workers who were recently deported from the US have recounted their ordeal to BBC Punjabi, describing humiliation, debt and shattered dreams.

At least 54 men, who had entered the US through the "donkey route" - often used by traffickers to facilitate illegal crossings - landed in the country's capital Delhi on Sunday.

Aged between 25 and 40 years, all of them are from the northern state of Haryana and have since returned home, police said. The Indian government has not commented on their deportation.
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I'm going to do a little vent here about Indian boastful pride about how popular "their cuisine" is.
Most of what they serve here was invented/modified for the British and Irish tastes also nealy every "Indian" restaraunt where I live since they first opened nearly 30 years ago are run and owned by Bangladeshis.
Woke Goy 1488 TND said:
I am old enough to remember when you could mock britbongs for having a pajeet as the mayor of their largest city...

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Just use a fucking spoon or fork! God even just sticks like your east Asian neighbours, most of the world has moved on from only eating with our hands since the fucking stoneage!
 
Does anyone have that one meme image where it's like a gender swapped inversion meme where it's an indian woman sending thirsty messages like an indian dude? Sorry for asking here, but I figured this was the most likely place to remember and have a copy.
 
ulsterscotsman said:
I'm going to do a little vent here about Indian boastful pride about how popular "their cuisine" is.
Most of what they serve here was invented/modified for the British and Irish tastes also nealy every "Indian" restaraunt where I live since they first opened nearly 30 years ago are run and owned by Bangladeshis.

Just use a fucking spoon or fork! God even just sticks like your east Asian neighbours, most of the world has moved on from only eating with our hands since the fucking stoneage!
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Saar, what deal is with Indian hate? Are you all Paki's? What deal is this? What deal is this?
 
I keep seeing jeets when they get criticize for being gross or eating like pigs come back with the galaxy brained take of "Sar, you westerners wipe your privates with paper like disgusting savages unlike us truly clean indians who splash water after we do poo poo". You then see a video of a jeet take a shit on the side of the road and then flick a handful of water in the vicinity of their asshole before walking off.
 
foam rolla said:
I keep seeing jeets when they get criticize for being gross or eating like pigs come back with the galaxy brained take of "Sar, you westerners wipe your privates with paper like disgusting savages unlike us truly clean indians who splash water after we do poo poo". You then see a video of a jeet take a shit on the side of the road and then flick a handful of water in the vicinity of their asshole before walking off.
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Yeah it's amazing how they can't understand that we like to keep our hands and food clean. Their biggest cope is saying we eat sandwiches similar dry foods with our hands and can't comprehend how it's different from shoving your hands into a bowl of rice and watery curry.
Their superioirty complex and delusion is so frustratingly amazing.
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Saar, what deal is with Indian hate? Are you all Paki's? What deal is this? What deal is this?
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The greatest pr boost the rapey Pakistan and quiet Bangladesh ever got was the average Inidan getting access to the internet.
 
..I eat stuff like pizza and burgers with knife and fork like I was taught to (in a private school, too). Granted, I don't frequent grills and fast food joints. Still even the Ahmed the kebab man, who won't give out receipts, gets his ingredients from junkies stealing them from supermarkets, talks fluent drunk, and lies and cheats at every health or tax inspection will give you utensils when you eat at his establishment.
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
Do you put a condom on to masturbate too?
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Most pizza I will eat with my hands, but there are some that I will eat with a fork. For example, we have a really good Detroit deep dish style joint that we really enjoy, and when my family eats there I'll use a fork to eat it. I've never eaten a burger like that though. Only ever eaten burgers with my hands, and always after washing my hands thoroughly.
 
obliviousbeard said:
..I eat stuff like pizza and burgers with knife and fork like I was taught to (in a private school, too).
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Then you should stop. Some foods are not meant to be treated with a knife and a fork. No sandwich-type stuff qualifies, since it will just fall apart. Nor does pizza. If you can cut your pizzer with a table knife, then it's not a pizzer, but some soggy sop. Eating with your hands, by HOLDING THE FUCKING FOOD AND SLOWLY BITING OFF BITS OF IT, is often acceptable and preferable, while grabbing it by the handful and shoveling directly into your mouth isn't, can't believe I have to explain this. Chips are an exception, but that's not something you eat at a fucking dinner table.
edit: oh yeah, speaking of food - here's one kikepedia article that will never get vandalized by "kumarjeet vashnapoopoo was one of the most prominent indian Xers or Y" - cutlery. Another one is toilet paper, and yet another - soap. :story:
 
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Well it finally happened.

If you'd asked me two weeks ago why I should give a shit about Indians I would have considered them a smelly, unappealing, but ultimately harmless lot of retards from an undeveloped shithole who just hadn't adapted to the rest of the world yet.

However, after having to work with two "New Canadians", I'm thinking deportation isn't enough. Like we just gotta get rid of them. If their Gods are real maybe they'll be reincarnated into something other than fucking Indians.

They have fucking swamped my email with unimportant shit related to our jobs to the point that I have missed some important things, which naturally required them to send more emails. If they didn't feel I answered their shitload of emails fast enough, time to start blowing up my cell like they're a call center. Oh and we need Bills of Material for every random fucking thing. Floor boxes? Need to get those specially priced. Lighting Controls? Same. Oh and while we're at it, we'd like you to carry 100% of the Fire Alarm on every job. We're not going to tell you this until four jobs in though so that we can maximize our complaining and spamming you about Fire Alarm and only because your boss asked about the Fire Alarm, not because we ever said anything about wanting to always carry it.

I fucking called my boss yesterday and told him I was fucking done. Don't send me anymore work from these fucking people. I'd rather be broke.

Total. Indian. Death.
 
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