The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

winderson_silva said:
Saw a video on Facebook where a pajeet runs straight into an incoming train. Legit, the person is on the tracks, runs foward as the train comes and is splashed.

Unless thats a suicide, that may be the most retarded death possible, deers at least just freeze when the giant metal object is on their way, this guy runs straight into the fucking steel serpent.
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The currybog vermin think it is a divine blessing to be crushed by the Juggernaut.

I say let them have it, the juggernaut HUNGERS.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
So in a perfect world, what would you guys say is the best indian food?

Like when it's prepared using actual edible ingredients and in a kitchen by someone who washes their hands.
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Indians don't have a food. Curry was a British invention. About 95% of "indian" food was introduced by other cultures. Cow dung is a staple of true Indian dishes.

AltisticRight said:
- Butter chicken
- Various dosas
- Biryani rice is delicious
There's also the less usual kind of Indian fusion food that uses a wok, pejoratively called Indo-Chinese. And before you ask, no, dog meat isn't on the menu.
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Food made in India isn't "Indian" food. Indian's only native foods are cow dung, spices, some rotten veggies dyed with artificial coloring agents and variations of those 3 things all mixed together, prechewed, stirred with filthy shit-hands and severed on the ground.
 
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"I severely underestimated the power of India...:"

Obvious shitpost.

I do not doubt the poos did do everything they could out of the safety of their shithovels to harass him, but this is a stunt.
He is trying to make it look more controversial beforehand until he very organically decides to "stand up to the bullies" and publishes it anyway.
 
Has your gubernatorial candidate ever pierced their tongue with the sacred-potato-kabob to honor Vishnu during Diwaalaallwiiaiawaaaaa? No?

Vivek Ramaswarmy has.

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Vote Vivek. He's the piece of shit Ohio deserves.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
So in a perfect world, what would you guys say is the best indian food?

Like when it's prepared using actual edible ingredients and in a kitchen by someone who washes their hands.
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I quite like chicken korma and I like weird or rare spices that you won't find in a traditional euro-centric kitchen, like what the fuck is mace and what would I use rose water for outside of this recipe? This website also has a masala chai recipe I've been dying to make.
Eternal Patrol said:
Japanese curry, which is good because like all other tolerable "Indian" cuisine it's been thoroughly de-jeetified. Two layers of separation, even (first adapted by the British and then passed to Japan). You can't go wrong with those curry cubes from the store with beef cubes and carrots over top of rice.
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JP chicken curry that I have made countless times. I also like her other curry recipes.
The good part about JP curry is the curry roux cubes from S&B come in different heat ranges. If you're a tryhard you can make your own, Nami also has a recipe for that.
 
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I like the ‘Watch People Die’ thread. It’s like 50% Indians getting either electrocuted or train’d — with the rest being South Americans murdering each other.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I like the ‘Watch People Die’ thread. It’s like 50% Indians getting either electrocuted or train’d — with the rest being South Americans murdering each other.
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Most Indians think about escaping India. These guys are ahead of the curve - they try to escape being Indian.
 
Obvious shitpost, hope whoever featured it is trying to help stoke the Pooflames and doesn't unironically believe it.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I like the ‘Watch People Die’ thread. It’s like 50% Indians getting either electrocuted or train’d — with the rest being South Americans murdering each other.
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Slap47 said:
Most Indians think about escaping India. These guys are ahead of the curve - they try to escape being Indian.
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This reminds me...

I've been working on a strategy to help thin down Jeet numbers, bascially a humanitarian project since the world can't sustain billions of selfish street-shitting scammers. Heres what I've got right now, it leans into Jeets natural believe in reincarnation and shit.

The Project

Release articles all over fake news sites, along with tons of tweets and FB posts highlighting the article. Obviously targeting Jeets.

The article is about a young woman/teenage girl who recently had a vision or "awakening" that she was once a filthy Jeet male stuck in India. These flashbacks she has got the attention of doctors/shrinks, they investigated her claims to debunk them but instead found out she'd given accurate information.

1) Her past name, names of family members, mode of death, place of birth, etc. All these things checked out. If the girl is 16 in the article the date of death was 16 years earlier.

2) She was previous a miserable Jeet man, weak, smelly, ugly, no prospects and not a good scammer. In this past life she decided to die by suicide, however, she pushed one of her neighborhood bullies into the path of an oncoming train with her.

3) This murder-suicide, which is less common in Hindu culture, is hinted to be what caused her to "level up" to be born as a beautiful white woman, very desirable and educated with endless prospects for her future.

4) The only odd thing about her is her memories of this past life. The surviving parents from her past life confirmed the details of their sons death and were the ones to suggest he'd been reincarnated as a white woman--one step down from becoming free of the reincarnation cycle. So obviously they were thrilled to know their son had leveled-up.

5) The article might mention some other odd American dude with a slightly similar story, remembering things from a past life in India, but he hasn't been able to confirm anything one way or another. Just another example to suggest this isn't uncommon, that perhaps the Hindu reincarnation cycle is in fact true.

6) Despite their memories none of these people want to go to India, further supporting the theory that they grew up there.


The Goal

The hope is such a campaign would encourage a spike in suicides in India, perhaps even murder-suicides that targeted scammers and assholes (the least desirable Jeets.) I figure AI could generate all the "people" in the story, one would just need to push the story across the Jeeternet and hope millions buy into this idea that a murder-suicide could be their ticket to leveling up.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
These tend to be suicides. They wave at the train so the engineer knows they didn't accidentally kill them, I guess as a sort of courtesy. Incidentally if you talk to railroad engineers in the US they'll tell you its a matter of when you'll kill someone, not if. Suicide by train is pretty common, as are people just trying to beat the crossing gates and people walking the tracks illegally with their backs to the train and headphones on.

Engineers do often experience trauma from these incidents as you might expect. My hunch is its way way worse in India. The few videos of people obviously running into the train or sitting on the tracks waving at the train as it barrels down on them are letting the engineer know they want to be crushed to help minimize any feelings of guilt the engineer might have (assuming it was an accident,)
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Doesn't this happen because they believe in reincarnation and hope for a better dice roll on the next round?
 
PetiteFeet said:
weird or rare spices that you won't find in a traditional euro-centric kitchen, like what the fuck is mace
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Bad example, you couldn't be more wrong about that one. Mace is very common in European kitchens going back to at least medieval times as a cooking ingredient, primarily in seasoning meats. It's the core flavor of traditional pork pies. It's the ground hull of a nutmeg seed and while that's native to Indonesia, it's export was a major part of the early spice trades going back as early as the 6th century. Although it started out in medicinal use, it transitioned to being a culinary ingredient some time around the 11th century.
It has fallen into less use in very modern times, the last 30 years or so, alongside nutmeg. Bit harder to find in stores than it used to be, although anywhere with a robust spice section will have mace there.
 
newport100s said:
Doesn't this happen because they believe in reincarnation and hope for a better dice roll on the next round?
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Like all suicides I'm sure its complicated. I wouldn't be surprised if many just wanted to die. I remember a Garry Shandling interview where he was asked about his thoughts on death now that he was getting older and he said something like, "are we there yet?" And he died at 66 which isn't all that old nowadays. My guess is lots of people in India just get burned out on life, much like people in the Western world do. Imagine if India was all that was available to you, its hot and muggy as fuck all the time, everyone is scammers even your family, the food is shit. How many decades of that would you be in for?
 
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