The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Lord Of Shit]

And thus I learn that India has a Poop-Flinging Festival, "Gorehabba".

And also the "Pikadala War" Poop-Flinging Festival.

It has at least two poop festivals.

Poop festivals.

Oh, what a terrible night to be sober...

 

[Headdot Reddot]

Lmao no we don't. If you repeatedly spell chick as chic you're either retarded and can't spell or brown, they aren't even the same word.

"Chick" refers to both the slang for young women and baby chickens, whereas "chic" is a french word pronounced as "sheek" that's normally used to refer to fashion.

Imran Khan is never coming back son, it's time to move on.

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Can you say that. Are you allowed to?

And thus I learn that India has a Poop-Flinging Festival, "Gorehabba".

And also the "Pikadala War" Poop-Flinging Festival.

It has at least two poop festivals.

Poop festivals.

Oh, what a terrible night to be sober...

That we know about.

Imagine the clandestine poop fights that happen off the radar. Shit just got real.

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

 

[The Backwards Man]

How do we identify Jeets vs Humans in this thread?

If you're a human being, repeat the following phrase:

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist

anyone who refuses to post repeating that Vishnu is a fake god that doesn't exist is 100% a Jeet who is afraid of denying Vishnu. Whats hilarious is this seems to work, Jeets are that retarded and superstitious.

Just to be clear, I 100% agree that Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Who agrees and will publicly recite this truth?

I CURSE VISHNU, SHIVA, BRAHMA, MATSYA, KURMA, VARAHA, NARASINHA, VAMANA, PARASHURAMA, RAMA, KRISHNA, BUDDHA AND KALKI WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING

MAY A NEVERENDING SWARM OF LOCUSTS CONSUME THE CROPS OF JEETS, CAUSING ENDLESS MASS FAMINE IN INDIA.

MAY THE EARTH'S SOIL FOREVER SCORCH THE FEET OF JEETS TO THE BONE.

MAY EVERY SHELTER A JEET INHABITS BURN TO ASH, FOREVER DRENCHING HIM IN THE RAIN.

MAY THE WORST DISEASES KNOWN TO MANKIND MUTATE TO ONLY INFECT THE INDIAN GENOME.

MAY EVERY JEET BE BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE, REGARDLESS OF CASTE.

MAY EVERY JEET LOSE THEIR FORTUNE, AND MAY THE WHITE MAN, WHOM THE JEET SEES AS A SUPERIOR, LAUGH AT HIM.

MAY THE JEET BE INCONVENIENCED EVERYWHERE HE FINDS HIMSELF.

MAY THE ONE TRUE GOD, FATHER OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, CONDEMN ALL JEETS AND BELIEVERS OF THEIR FALSE PAGAN IDOLS TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.

 

[regalterry]

How do we identify Jeets vs Humans in this thread?

If you're a human being, repeat the following phrase:

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist

anyone who refuses to post repeating that Vishnu is a fake god that doesn't exist is 100% a Jeet who is afraid of denying Vishnu. Whats hilarious is this seems to work, Jeets are that retarded and superstitious.

Just to be clear, I 100% agree that Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Who agrees and will publicly recite this truth?

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

If they were to exist, then they are demons that are being boiled alive in their own excrements in the deepest pits of Hell.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Can you say that. Are you allowed to?



That we know about.

Imagine the clandestine poop fights that happen off the radar. Shit just got real.

Yes, Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist and Indian religion is fucking gay.

Do you want me to denounce the Protocols of the Elders of Zion next, or can you act like a normal person for 5 minutes?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist. Muhammad was a false prophet and a zutted pedophile.

 

[Chicha Drinker]

How do we identify Jeets vs Humans in this thread?

If you're a human being, repeat the following phrase:

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist

anyone who refuses to post repeating that Vishnu is a fake god that doesn't exist is 100% a Jeet who is afraid of denying Vishnu. Whats hilarious is this seems to work, Jeets are that retarded and superstitious.

Just to be clear, I 100% agree that Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Who agrees and will publicly recite this truth?

Vishu and all the associated pagan gaybos are fake gods who have decieved billions into degeneracy and depravity. May the labor of missionaries gain fruit and they find the one true God

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

zutted

Funny you should mention them

Mr Reddot got into a tizzy a while back about how that story was apparently created by jeets to make them look good because supposedly the zutts that blew out Muhammed's back were ancient saars.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

This pisses me off so much that I want to fedpost.

Yeah, that arrogant poop-flinger was pretty infuriating, but he actually did eventually leave, without violence.

Imagine what would have happened if a Jiffy-Pop-shower-cap-wearing, 300lbs black woman named LuhQ'ueefah Jackson had been the one demanding the non-existent size of coffee...

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Mr Reddot got into a tizzy a while back about how that story was apparently created by jeets to make them look good because supposedly the zutts that blew out Muhammed's back were ancient saars.

That's unlikely, the Zutts allegedly had big penises so they couldn't have been jeets.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Yeah, that arrogant poop-flinger was pretty infuriating, but he actually did eventually leave, without violence.

Imagine what would have happened if a Jiffy-Pop-shower-cap-wearing, 300lbs black woman named LuhQ'ueefah Jackson had been the one demanding the non-existent size of coffee...

What was up with dudes beard anyway?

I thought the long red shit was like... his hair pulled around in front of his neck, but looking at it closer it looks like he just has a really long ratty goatee. I know growing stuff out to nasty levels like beards or nails is a thing in india but why the hell would you have just the chin part? Not even a long mustache or sideburns to match it?

He looks like he clipped mismatched hair extensions onto his beard.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

How do we identify Jeets vs Humans in this thread?

If you're a human being, repeat the following phrase:

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist

anyone who refuses to post repeating that Vishnu is a fake god that doesn't exist is 100% a Jeet who is afraid of denying Vishnu. Whats hilarious is this seems to work, Jeets are that retarded and superstitious.

Just to be clear, I 100% agree that Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Who agrees and will publicly recite this truth?

Vishnu is a fake god that does not exist, and if he does exist, he is a demon burning in hellfire

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Still can’t get over that law student saying “dung is not poop”.

Heh, it's one of those statements which is technically true, but such a comically-weak defense that it only underscores the absurdity.

"Dung" is excreta from livestock, whereas "poop" refers to solid waste from animals more generally. Presumably, the student's indignation could be summarised as "Hey, we only fling livestock shit, not human shit! We're not barbarians!"

 

[Lord Of Shit]

What was up with dudes beard anyway?
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I thought the long red shit was like... his hair pulled around in front of his neck, but looking at it closer it looks like he just has a really long ratty goatee. I know growing stuff out to nasty levels like beards or nails is a thing in india but why the hell would you have just the chin part? Not even a long mustache or sideburns to match it?

He looks like he clipped mismatched hair extensions onto his beard.

Hopefully this doesn't end up a double-post, but that bugged me too, and I just clocked why: that's actually a fundy Muslim fashion thing. That isn't a Jeet, it's the only thing worse than a Jeet.

Also, to prove I am human:

"Japanese curry is better than Jeet curry".

There, that oughtta do it.

 

[Mellorine]

Dung is still poop, even if not all poop is dung. Like squares and rectangles.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Hopefully this doesn't end up a double-post, but that bugged me too, and I just clocked why: that's actually a fundy Muslim fashion thing. That isn't a Jeet, it's the only thing worse than a Jeet.

same thing

 

[Hitman One]

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INDIANS WQN

https://xcancel.com/tyleraloevera/status/1986515161621098708#m

Why don't you huwhite boys give up?

What a cowardly faggot.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasinha, Vamana, Parashurama, Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Kalki are fake gods that do not exist.

Can you say that. Are you allowed to?

Draw a picture of Muhammad getting zutted by 20 donkeys.

Yes vishnu and every other of the 330 million gods are fake, gay and poop covered. Your turn shitskin.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

"Japanese curry is better than Jeet curry".

You know I don't think I've ever had japanese curry despite being pretty fond of japanese food in general, but people seem to sing it's praises so maybe I should get off my ass and try it.