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Chickenpolar said:
Elite human capital. Do not redeem the beer saar.
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At first I thought he bumped into the paramedic trying to squeeze by him...nope, this genius decided he has to squeeze by a stretchcher.

And he has the insolemce to try to blame the paramedic when he trips over a loose jacket hanging off a seat.
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He could've taken an unobstructed path to whomever he was serving but the jugaad mindset took over "this path is shorter saar"
 
Chickenpolar said:
Elite human capital. Do not redeem the beer saar.
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At first I thought he bumped into the paramedic trying to squeeze by him...nope, this genius decided he has to squeeze by a stretchcher.

And he has the insolemce to try to blame the paramedic when he trips over a loose jacket hanging off a seat.
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Be a perceived problematic race in Germany and piss the Germans off, yep. That's always ended ever so well in the past



Meanwhile, Raj scores big!

 
In the latest India trip video, Bald and Bankrupt documents a designated shitting train. No wonder the Indian Railways locomotive harbors a special animus for the pedestrian jeet.
 
Chickenpolar said:
Elite human capital. Do not redeem the beer saar.
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At first I thought he bumped into the paramedic trying to squeeze by him...nope, this genius decided he has to squeeze by a stretchcher.

And he has the insolemce to try to blame the paramedic when he trips over a loose jacket hanging off a seat.
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You can literally see his knee buckling against the stretcher lmao

What a fucking moron
 
Are we sure they didn't just use a fire hose?
 

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"Indians study science like mythology" is an interesting take. We know that Indians kids tend to win a lot of spelling bees, so having an eidectic memory is something that is prized in their culture. And that is impressive, being able to remember a lot of stuff is a form of intelligence. It squares with how their education system emphasizes rote memorization over abstract reasoning. Remembering a lot of stuff is a good way to appear superficially intelligent. But true innovation requires more than that.
 
Golden Apple said:
You niggerfaggots got me all scared so when I went out for (fun party reasons) I was in the line at (discount department store) and they had a bunch of tins of butter cookies... so I had to do the needful, saar, and check where they were made... Yes, some were from jeetland, portugal, or thailand... and I found a tin made in Denmark.
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Always buy Royal Dansk brand. It says right on it produced in Denmark.
 
I'm going to seethe about something really lame, stupid, and inconsequential.

So, I shop at a local Italian deli for salami and other Italian products.
They hired a jeet store clerk. He's a babbling mouthed retard and pretty unfriendly.
When I make pizza, I usually portion my dough so I can make two average sized ones, or very small for you Americans.
Each pizza will have 6 slices of medium sized hot salami on it. I always ask for "a dozen of salami slices".

So here's what I have been getting since this fuckwit got hired. I know because I'm very good at remembering numbers and each time I get annoyed and watch to check this thread.
1. 11
2. 9
3. 14
4. 17
5. 10
6. 11 and a half
7. 13
Today: 18

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT COUNT TO 12?????????????????????
Give me my tophats. Nuke India.
 
AltisticRight said:
I'm going to seethe about something really lame, stupid, and inconsequential.

So, I shop at a local Italian deli for salami and other Italian products.
They hired a jeet store clerk. He's a babbling mouthed retard and pretty unfriendly.
When I make pizza, I usually portion my dough so I can make two average sized ones, or very small for you Americans.
Each pizza will have 6 slices of medium sized hot salami on it. I always ask for "a dozen of salami slices".

So here's what I have been getting since this fuckwit got hired. I know because I'm very good at remembering numbers and each time I get annoyed and watch to check this thread.
1. 11
2. 9
3. 14
4. 17
5. 10
6. 11 and a half
7. 13
Today: 18

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT COUNT TO 12?????????????????????
Give me my tophats. Nuke India.
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11, also known as a "jugaad dozen"
 
AltisticRight said:
I'm going to seethe about something really lame, stupid, and inconsequential.

So, I shop at a local Italian deli for salami and other Italian products.
They hired a jeet store clerk. He's a babbling mouthed retard and pretty unfriendly.
When I make pizza, I usually portion my dough so I can make two average sized ones, or very small for you Americans.
Each pizza will have 6 slices of medium sized hot salami on it. I always ask for "a dozen of salami slices".

So here's what I have been getting since this fuckwit got hired. I know because I'm very good at remembering numbers and each time I get annoyed and watch to check this thread.
1. 11
2. 9
3. 14
4. 17
5. 10
6. 11 and a half
7. 13
Today: 18

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT COUNT TO 12?????????????????????
Give me my tophats. Nuke India.
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I also had a similar experience.
Was doing basic grocery shopping and was browsing an aisle for beans.
In big bold letters and numbers on an A3 sized paper it advertises a bag of rice for "4.99".
And there was an instacart jeet just staring at it and double checking his phone.
That same jeet asks me "That is 5 right?"
Confused by what he was asking I just repeated what says on the poster, then quickly left the aisle.

Only at the checkout I realized THAT THE FUCKING JEET DOESN'T KNOW DECIMALS.

So much for "SAAR WE ARE NUMBER ONE AT MATH SAAR WE INVENTED THE NUMBER ZERO SAAR!"
 
Lunatic Fringe said:
Think I mentioned it a while back, they also believe that witches live in toilets.

Forgot this other crazy belief until recently. If you get bitten by a dog in India, rabies isn't your biggest worry. It's getting pregnant and birthing puppies through your penis.
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Puppy pregnancy. Saaars, this is just silly. At least kindly do the needful and tur into a werewolf or something.
Outer Space Traveller said:
I like it.
The problem: immigrants. You see this crap in the olympics & soccer/fútbol. Plenty of teams with "dutch", "german", "english"/"british" players that are merely called like that yet are the same as if they were mice, pigs or dogs born inside a barn and magically called "horse/mare", "bull/cow".
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Ngubu! Norf!
 
ChickenFriedFan said:
Not all Pajeets are Indian, but all Indians are Pajeets.
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AltisticRight said:
I'm going to seethe about something really lame, stupid, and inconsequential.

So, I shop at a local Italian deli for salami and other Italian products.
They hired a jeet store clerk. He's a babbling mouthed retard and pretty unfriendly.
When I make pizza, I usually portion my dough so I can make two average sized ones, or very small for you Americans.
Each pizza will have 6 slices of medium sized hot salami on it. I always ask for "a dozen of salami slices".

So here's what I have been getting since this fuckwit got hired. I know because I'm very good at remembering numbers and each time I get annoyed and watch to check this thread.
1. 11
2. 9
3. 14
4. 17
5. 10
6. 11 and a half
7. 13
Today: 18

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT COUNT TO 12?????????????????????
Give me my tophats. Nuke India.
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Jesus fucking Christ, in one of our teams, we have a jeet. I don't know how he came into our employ, but we run an advanced background check for our role. I was doing some supervisor duties, and I had to do quality control. I kid you not, under the financial checking of the company's solvency HE MARKED THE ANSWER AS "YES". Bear in mind, we have to provide links and print screens, such as directors, etc. EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS FUCKING "YES".

So some of the more based people started posting Jeet memes when they talk on our private Discord. One time, they were forming a sentence of jibberish for 10 minutes, so on our Discord, I started the David Attenborough Jeet documentary in the background and livestreamed it.
 
Kier Starmer said:
Jesus fucking Christ, in one of our teams, we have a jeet. I don't know how he came into our employ, but we run an advanced background check for our role. I was doing some supervisor duties, and I had to do quality control. I kid you not, under the financial checking of the company's solvency HE MARKED THE ANSWER AS "YES". Bear in mind, we have to provide links and print screens, such as directors, etc. EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS FUCKING "YES".

So some of the more based people started posting Jeet memes when they talk on our private Discord. One time, they were forming a sentence of jibberish for 10 minutes, so on our Discord, I started the David Attenborough Jeet documentary in the background and livestreamed it.
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I'm starting to think every corporation should have a week or a month where they allow 1-2 pajeets in people's teams and just let them interact with everyone.

Some people can only learn by touching the stove, or in this case, the poo.
 
Kier Starmer said:
HE MARKED THE ANSWER AS "YES". Bear in mind, we have to provide links and print screens, such as directors, etc. EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS FUCKING "YES".
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Based talented high caste Brahmin destroying ytbois with one word: "yis". @Staticness, Get in the Indians-on-KF DM chain, we gotta research this further.
 
Nine people have been killed and 32 injured after a stockpile of confiscated explosives accidentally blew up at a police station in Indian-administered Kashmir, police said.

It comes just days after a car blast killed several people in Delhi, in what the government has called a "terror incident".

The explosion happened on Friday evening at Nowgam police station, and the explosives were seized from Faridabad in the northern state of Haryana earlier in the week.

The region's director general of police, Nalin Prabhat, said the explosives were being sent for forensic examination - but due to a "very unfortunate" mishap during handling they detonated at around 23:20 local time (17:50 GMT).
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Most of the victims were police officers, along with forensic personnel, two crime scene photographers, and a tailor who was with the team.
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Ah yes the most critical of all the police specialities, tailoring.
 
Necrosan said:
I'm starting to think every corporation should have a week or a month where they allow 1-2 pajeets in people's teams and just let them interact with everyone.

Some people can only learn by touching the stove, or in this case, the poo.
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No, saar! Is not "poo", saar! Is being called "dung", saar! Dung is not poo! Is being scientifically proven to be berry much different, saar! Berry benefiting of healthiness, saar!
 
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