The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

They call it cremation, but they basically just put a nice sear on the corpse and feed the rest to the catfish. The rivers in India have catfish big enough to eat a person. The goonch catfish, it's not easy for me to find but I know I've seen reports or 8" 300lb catfish in the deeper holes in India.
They're basically Fallout supermutants.

The only way to survive in an irradiated wasteland (indian water) is to become a giant roid mutant that eats people.
 
Do Indians still do that thing where they kill widows (via fire) because being a widow is bad izzat?
Suttee. Jeeta actually chucked herself on the funeral pyre to BBQ with the redeemed. Score! Another reason I cannot believe this infestation hit the billions mark.

And no, they don't still do it. Not that I've heard of. The British Raj banned it in 1829.

The British Raj has a fckn lot to answer for.
 
each year, a company called levels.fyi releases information on employment specifically on high-paying companies within the software career area.
If you've ever wondered why companies put up with "saar do not redeem", their 2025 report says why.

Median TC in USA: 192,000$ US
MedianTC in India: 33,768$ US.
you can hire 6 jeets for the price of 1 Amerimutt in 2025.

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Keep in mind this is high-end compensation too. Most engineers don't get nearly these figures, so hiring a jeet is probably even cheaper than what's reported.
You can see the data here: https://www.levels.fyi/2025/
No need to sign up or anything, it's all public.
 
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New Izzat post just dropped. This time, the term is Chaalaki
Source: https://x.com/Slatzism
You got the izzat primer via @XJosh, but now it's time for the “chaalaki” primer. Chaalaki is a concept in Indian culture that roughly translates to shrewd “cleverness.” It often refers to the ability to create the appearance of hard work while actually doing very little.Pleasing superiors, gaining admiration from an audience, and perhaps even developing a reputation as a “hard worker” while minimizing or avoiding real work entirely - that’s chaalaki, and it’s considered a morally ambiguous, if begrudgingly respected, form of system scamming. I am convinced that Indians gravitate towards cringe LinkedIn “hustle culture” and “founder culture” precisely because it’s basically a chaalaki Olympics.It’s not about doing actual work, delivering results, or adding real value. It’s about creating the ILLUSION of being busy, important, or successful while not really doing anything.Taking photos of yourself pattering away at your laptop, pretending to look stressed or busy, captioning it with some cringe bullshit about how you grind 19 hours a day, all while not having a single functional deliverable that warrants any of that… chaalaki.Anyone who has worked with an Indian or even just seen an Indian working has probably experienced or witnessed some degree of chaalaki at play.The Indian employee is always visible, attentive, and always APPEARS to be doing something… but closer scrutiny quickly raises the question of what, exactly, they are doing or what they’ve achieved.The results they do produce, after what seems to be an incredible amount of effort, tend to be incomplete, irrelevant, or littered with issues others then have to step in to fix.Why? Because no effort was exerted at all. It was just an illusion. A minstrel show of what they think effort looks like to cultivate the correct external signals.Not just in the workplace, universities are where Indians really refine their chaalaki. As students, they APPEAR to constantly be studying, but their education is limited to memorizing patterns rather than developing genuine understanding. So their grades are good and they have the appearance of being well-educated, but in reality they have learned exceedingly little.At its best, chaalaki is a form of optics-managed incompetence. At its worst, it promotes the ideal conditions for scamming, lying, cutting corners, or cheating to maintain the illusion of competence or effort while minimizing the need for any real hard work.This is an alien concept to the vast majority of the world, where hard work is considered a virtue, and only actual results (as opposed to the appearance of results) are praised. With chaalaki, the longer or further you can go while doing as little as possible - the more clever you must be. Combine izzat and chaalaki and you now have a pretty good understanding of why India is the way it is.
 

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Not in any widespread number as the British Raj outlawed it back in the 1800s, but then again who knows what fucked up shit goes on in rural Indian villages. They don't even have the internet yet.

“Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs​

-- Charles James Napier
 
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