The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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I mean, if he unlearned it, he is better than 99,9999% of indians.

4. Other countries start to send their own war ships out just to prevent migrant ships from India. Multiple Indian ships literally just sink on their own (because jugaad) and the other countries just sit there and say lol and watch them all drown as they are tens of miles from shore.
Egypt doesnt let them cross the Suez. I assume the Red Sea would become a Brown Sea if they did.
YouTuber Maritime Horrors put out a video about INS Khukri during the India-Pakistan War of 1971.
Can't watch RN, but I can only imagine the sample of the Ganges that will be the comment section.
 

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I've found the bane: If your company pays for co-pilot with MS Teams (it's more likely than not), enable copilot and transcription during the call. refuse to turn it off as you 'need it to take notes'. They might say it's not necessary for a quick question, but you can insist with any number of quick excuses. 'I need to track where my time goes', 'i summarize all calls, even the short ones', etc. If they call me on slack, I immediately decline, and call them on teams. Make excuses- dirty ones if needed. "my microphone doesn't work on Slack / Discord / whatever, let's use teams"

Every time they see the little AI notification pop up, you can tell by the way that they speak that they're much more nervous. number of 'quick calls' has been cut in half, easily.

I have the same experience. These locusts have been infesting every crevice of tech and you can expect to have to 'collaborate' with offshore teams in most places. They do these 'quick calls' asking you to do their work for them, or demonstrating they have no idea what they're working on and trying to push the responsibility onto you.

If you're doing interviews for tech jobs, I would heavily, heavily advise that you ask 'Will I need to manage offshore resources?' or any variation thereof. Do not directly mention India or Indians, offshore means jeets 99% of the time.

You can assume that if you're dealing with anyone that has a jeet name, even if they're onshore, that you'll have to deal with unhinged jeet behavior. One example I can think is a pajeeta project manager I've had to deal with. All this bitch did was constantly pressure engineers to ship features that were sold to clients without any input from the non-jeet engineers, with completely insane timelines. What would often happen is that the other jeets clientside would not provide proper documentation, it would lead to delays, and the jeeta would repeatedly harass engineers to ship in this timeline that was never feasible to begin with. We've had to chat with the non-jeet engineers off work to devise how to deal with this shit.

Among other things:
  • One of the engineers was written up to HR because he didn't reply to the pajeeta within 15 minutes for something that was absolutely not urgent and could have waited for a daily scrum.
  • This business insists on having these daily scrums including the offshore jeets. The jeets never turn on their cameras and never say anything other than "Yes" and "I understand".
    • The jeets will avoid interacting with the pajeeta project manager in any way.
  • The pajeeta would try having these "quick calls" over slack with the engineers, the engineers stopped taking these calls. Nothing good ever came out of those.
  • Any communication with the pajeeta would result in her going "So you have everything you need then, you can ship yesterday". She had 0 understanding of any aspects of the projects
  • The pajeeta pressured on-shore engineers to present slide decks to clients they had 0 input on an hour before a client call. Often the slide decks were full of typos and nonsense.
These shit eater checklist checking jeets don't bring anything positive to a project. I'm looking to leave tech in the next 5 years, there's pressure to constantly upskill off work because the work corporations ask you to do prevent you from furthering the skills HR/Hiring departments want you to have, having to deal with jeets daily mentally drains you, and the constant looming threat of layoffs makes it impossible to have any sort of stability.

I think that's partly why everything is becoming a "service", I'm talking Google Cloud Platform, Amazon Web Services, Microsoft Azure, Oracle Cloud, IBM Cloud. These companies think they can compartmentalize everything in such a way that even moronic jeets can work it. I've had to deal with jeets who have these platforms certifications and they don't seem to know the first thing about architecture, it's all quite strange.
 
Alternate History Idea: Tigers, Elephants and Bears are armed to fight the locals, under the command of Osama Bin Laden (Elephant)
There's a suit of ceremonial elephant armour in the Royal Armouries, he could wear that. They sell cloth replicas of it on stuffed toy elephants, it's fun.
 
I also worked at a shitty billion dollar corp around ten years ago and our senior IT guy was one of those Gilfoyle from the show Silicon Valley types but in his 50s. Over several months I watched this guy pitch the idea of getting 2-3 H1Bs to company leadership so that he could save money and round out his teams effectiveness and numbers because he was the highest paid person in the building and was the only guy that knew how to troubleshoot the big retarded unwieldy piece of software that the entire business was centered around.

When those two Indian software helpers arrived it was an absolute shitshow. Aside from HR being immediately flooded with complaints about their body odor and bed bugs in the office, they were assigned a big side project that was supposed to put infrastructure in place to receive a huge banking client. They were given two months. By month four the VP in charge was asking what in the fuck have they been doing and demanded a full demo and a go live date in two weeks.

Somehow they cobbled some bullshit together decent enough for the VP to give the go ahead for and over the next two weeks the rest of us in the building were starting to have odd little quirks pop up in our own interaction with the company software and we all knew a proper fuck up was about to go down.

On go live day the entire building was bricked. They had somehow gotten their hands on the active code base for everything and had made a gigantic fucking spaghetti mess of all the usual stuff that worked. Corporate paid outside contractor coders over $50k to do emergency repairs. The company almost went bankrupt because of how many balls got dropped because of a disruption in service that long and SLAs were busted for nearly every major customer we had.

During those five days that everything was down ironically both of them were caught sharing photos of female coworkers with each other on company phones no less and politely fired.

Gilfoyle guy got promoted and moved across the country.
 
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Reminded me of that one looksmaxing faggot that was featured forever ago that tried to mog us all by posting his selfies.
Little known fact, but we Indians came to Europe 5000 years ago and your women were so struck by our beautiful Desi physique and BICs that they fell head over heels for us and let us redeem them with Kama Sutra-Jugaad, that's why Europe and Bharat are genetically related even to this day..
 
You can assume that if you're dealing with anyone that has a jeet name, even if they're onshore, that you'll have to deal with unhinged jeet behavior.
Yea, but the problem is the Jeet's are getting wise. One showed up in the meeting invite with a perfectly normal name (Fred Jones) luckily as soon as he spoke you knew.

Offshore, onshore, jeets, not even once.
 
At least China has the decency to make shitty copies before claiming it was their idea. The poojeets can't even be bothered to do that.

Cue Jeremy Clarkson calling American cars inelegant and unfit for a visit to the Queen, or something.

Hey thread have any of you guy watched a Bollywood movie. One of my local theaters plays Indian movies frequently and their all booked up by Indians

From my POV most Bollywood movies are really over the top really on constant effects and slow motion and you don't know what the fuck is going on most of the time. Also most if not all of them are almost 3 hours, actually 3 hours and more which makes me question how the fuck do they sit through through these especially when they bring their kids to what i presume R rated movies.

BTW the only bollywood/indian movies i have seen is Monkey Man and Kill but they might not count as they have American production or distribution behind them.
Dare you to drop acid & do it. Full report on Monday.
 
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