The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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Dropa5pack said:
They also will use “dear“ all the time in every communication, it’s a dead give away where normal English speakers rarely use that outside of truck stop waitresses and spouses.
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I think it comes from native and higher IQ English speakers starting letters and e-mails with "Dear Sir/Madam/[Name]". That's an old convention and pretty much the only time we call anyone "dear" unless we have a very close relationship with them. It feels gross and inappropriate when it's at work. It's hard to explain why "Dear Sir/Madam" isn't weird but "dear" in every other context is. Other English learners seem to get it but Indians don't.

The Vahchef calls his viewers "dear friends", which I think sounds better and more sincere and less patronising, but he's one of the good ones. I like his recipes.
 
Cyberpunk Meta said:
Oh it gets worse :story:

Kashyap Patel had an XVideos porn account where he gooned like your typical indian

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It gets worse. Kash allegedly had a MindBoy account. And he identified himself as a FEMALE! TRANNY INDIAN ALERT! TRANNY INDIAN ALERT!
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Kash Patel is also a gamer. He apparently loved to play Fortnite & Halo. Not as damning as the other two. But the username “Spider Kash” matches
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So Kash Patel is

A). A gooner (confirmed)
B). Spiritually a tranny (unmarried and middle aged with a whiny voice)
C). A gamer
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How do the feds not force Kash to DFE all of his personal accounts. I would think being the head of the FBI having an account on for a porn website would be a very easy thing to breach and get info from.
 
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Wikipedos seem to confirm this
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
I think it comes from native and higher IQ English speakers starting letters and e-mails with "Dear Sir/Madam/[Name]".
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It's also that they typically end sentences with terms we'd consider affectionate, but that they just think of as polite. It's a cultural difference that would be interesting in isolation. Any other culture that does it quickly works out how to translate the intent rather than the literal meaning.

Hermann von Salsa said:
How do the feds not force Kash to DFE all of his personal accounts. I would think being the head of the FBI having an account on for a porn website would be a very easy thing to breach and get info from.
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"Yis I delete all accounts yis already deleted yis saar very good sorry already deleted saar yis i delete now very good saar yis."
 
WE'RE ALL GONNA said:
This has probably been posted before, but whatever. The legendary smile of a Singaporean as he realizes he gets another chance at fracturing the dirty keling's Izzat into a billion poo pieces.
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My favourite part is the cat watching, entirely unconcerned, as if this is a regular occurrence in this shop.
 
Radola Gajda said:
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Based, Malaysian chinks seem to be more willing to beat the shit out of a dirty jeet. Dirty jeet got his ass beat two times already, and thinks 'OKAY SAAR BLOODY BENCHOD CHINA BASTERD I BASH WITH HELMET!' and instead of it KO'ing the chink like the jeet hoped, it only further enraged him.
The only good thing to come from jeetland is the food, and even then it's only butter chicken/chicken tikki masala that is good, and only when prepared with actual hygienic practices employed.
 
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You're a Big Guy said:
The only good thing to come from jeetland is the food, and even then it's only butter chicken/chicken tikki masala that is good
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As a Scot I feel compelled to take credit for that one. We came up with so few good foods and a lot of ways of deep-frying existing things, we need people to know we invented tikka masala.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
As a Scot I feel compelled to take credit for that one. We came up with so few good foods and a lot of ways of deep-frying existing things, we need people to know we invented tikka masala.
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I did hear that both of those were made while india was still a British colony, so I guess that wouldn't even really make it 'indian food'.
Either way they are both really good, when made by people who aren't street shitting jeets.
 
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