The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

IndiansDon'tHaveSouls said:
Nearly 25 million jeetlings were spawned in 2024 (believe it or not this is a decrease from the height of 28 million). Whenever things get bad, if you ever get tired of your life just remind yourself that somehow you beat the odds and weren't born Indian.

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Good news is Jeetland birthrates already dropped beneath replacement levels.
So future poopapowa is going experience joys of aging population.
 
I was reading a book by Thomas Sowell and learned about a way to "lie" with statistics (which applies to jeets), and it's using household income instead of the individual income of working people; for example, you can say that incomes are lower because household income is lower in one year compared to the other, but when you check how much the people working are earning you realize they are earning more than in the past, the reason for this difference is that there is less people living in that house than before, if you take a period in history where children stayed for longer in their parents house, or extended family members also lived in the same house, then of course household income will be higher when more people lived in the same house.

This applies to Indians because Indians claim to be super successful due to having a high household income, but when you zoom you in you see that the household income is high because you have 14 adult indians living in a house doing menial labor, and the addition of all of this makes for a high household income.
 
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Latest mass casualty vehicle incident in the UK might not be Islamist, if might just be traditional jeet incompetence, but Islamist sentiment obviously can't be ruled out.
 
crowabunga said:
I'm out of the loop, did Musk actually ok geofencing? I can't find any news articles on it and I don't have an X account to check. If it's just a dunking then good, but not good enough to make me rejoin.
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So far you can limit who can reply to your posts by region. It's not a perfect system given that you still get seething jeets in replies going "we are superior saar we are taking over saar" because they're in Canada and you can't wall off Canada specifically, you can only wall off North America in its entirety. For now at least.
 


I will give credit where credit is due: they do a very good job of making their performers look like those creepy statues, and the costumework is actually kind of nice.

But insta keeps showing this lady to me, and so she will be shared with you as well. Behold: STAGE JEETERY.

ETA: Just after posting this, I got another one. Can someone with more experience with jeety deityism explain?


 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
Word of the shitflinging festival has breached the digital walls of Nihon.
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"An Indian 💩-throwing festival???I wonder what the government is thinking, inviting people like this...😱"
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Nationwide izzat plunging into new depths.
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And now the whole Xitter is celebrating the explosion of racist JP posts.
God damn do I feel proud.
 
Matt Walsh is based but he sometimes spends an hour to make a video where he spends 30 minutes to make a point that he could sum up in 5 minutes. ANYWAY! Listen.

Pajeets have a new scam, it's 2 minutes into the video:


>Jeets all work at gas stations
>Jeets get their jeet friends to stage a fake robbery
>The jeet who works at the gas station told the owner some bullshit about how they need more cash in the register because of "high sales" even though there are none
>Owner gets excited and gave them more cash in the register
>So they stage a fake robbery and get $5,000 a pop
>Jeets make a run where they are driving across the country and hitting a bunch of gas stations
>Jeets think that the fake video with wrestling-tier fake punches will be believed and that the owner and police are retarded like them and will only put 3 seconds into watching the video, only way you could buy it and think it's real
>lol no, they actually watch the video and realize it's staged

Here's the kicker:
>Jeet gas station employee is usually so retarded they don't even run and change their name
>They LITERALLY just don't report it and stay there for the entire month
>Then the owner freaks out that they are less $5,000 and it takes them a full month of watching security videos etc
>Then and only then the jeet goes "oh lol right we were robbed I was totally beat up, didn't tell you"
>None of this is working and jeets are going to jail
>Sometimes random bystanders see the "crime" and call the police, the police review the footage within the hour and take the jeet to jail as they try to pull a "oh sorry saar I just work here saar yis someone I don't know came in and stole all the money saar"
>Gas stations have the camera system fucking locked in a room for a reason... maybe it's because the owners know deep down jeets are fucking full of shit

>Courts trying to be nice and say shit like "We arrested 11 individuals, their names are..."
>Their last names are all Patel

Yes, this is in America...
 
llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
>Jeet gas station employee is usually so retarded they don't even run and change their name
>They LITERALLY just don't report it and stay there for the entire month
>Then the owner freaks out that they are less $5,000 and it takes them a full month of watching security videos etc
>Then and only then the jeet goes "oh lol right we were robbed I was totally beat up, didn't tell you"
>None of this is working and jeets are going to jail
>Sometimes random bystanders see the "crime" and call the police, the police review the footage within the hour and take the jeet to jail as they try to pull a "oh sorry saar I just work here saar yis someone I don't know came in and stole all the money saar"
>Gas stations have the camera system fucking locked in a room for a reason... maybe it's because the owners know deep down jeets are fucking full of shit
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How can the jeet continue working if his cash register is cleaned out? Why does it take them a full month of watching security video? They can't play it at 5x speed?

>Gas stations have the camera system fucking locked in a room for a reason... maybe it's because the owners know deep down jeets are fucking full of shit
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They don't want people to rob the equipment, or have a legitimate robber go in and destroy evidence. Or have a guy on the inside turn off the cameras and then have a bunch of guys comes in to clean out the shop. It's not just to counter jeets.

Honestly this scam sounds confusing. Tellers are told to just hand over the money and report the crime if they get robbed. All you need to do is have a friend come in with a gun, point it at you, hand him the bag with money, and then report to the owner. They usually have insurance or just have to eat the loss.
 
Waffle Iron said:
How can the jeet continue working if his cash register is cleaned out? Why does it take them a full month of watching security video? They can't play it at 5x speed?
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It's the same problem as jeet fatigue in the corporate world. If you don't take notes on the date and time some stinky jeet said something you know is bullshit, it will take you days of trying to find it. Speech to text transcript software helps, but then you've got the problem of their shitty accent fucking up the transcription then you won't find it. Even if you know the day and time they said something, and even if you get the recording, everyone else is just going to think you're a rowdy soyboy redditor and won't even listen to the recording. The jeets stealing from gas stations committed a crime so that's why the police can get involved and solve it. Corporate jeets are at private companies so that's gonna be a civil case and the same shit will happen, the judge will just get jeet fatigue from listening to recordings and the case will go nowhere.
 
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