The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
In the old Biden days, jeets could take their obligatory end of year trip back to India for a couple weeks for their shitty holiday, and expect to come back.
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Weeks? You mean month. Also don’t forget the cumulative weeks that they take off for Diwali/Holi/whatever other random holidays they have.

Somehow companies with only two weeks of vacation have no problem with their “elite human capital” disappearing for over a sixth of the year probably because there’s no difference in productivity when they’re absent.

Oh sorry, forgot that because they pretend to work during the 4th, Easter, Christmas, etc. they’re much harder workers than Americans.
On a related note, if you watch American TikTok girly “day in the life” videos, the video creator is slacking while the rest of the office is working. In the Indian versions, the rest of the office in the background is also goofing off.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
I made a funny.

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Your pic is good, and you didn't say this but the AI said this, and I just want to remind everyone:

>>AI: I-it was a-accidents, b-bro
>>AI: I-it was o-overcrowding, b-bro

They. Are. Getting. Run over. By trains and buses. Because they are trying to scam the transit line. The only way to do this is to jump on the train or bus at the last second as they're taking off because then the conductor can't both drive the thing and then fight you off. The AI doesn't want to say this because it makes them look even shittier. Indians think they are better than other Indians for jugaading the fare. It's not accidents or overcrowding - they are fucking trying to scam the transit line.
 
Saw another odd group of who appeared to be folks from India. IIRC it was 5 women, 3 men, and a number of kids.

If it were multiple families meeting, why the different number of men and women? And again, a lack of solitude.

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I just remembered another jeet run in I had repressed.
A tree fell over in my dad's back yard.
It fell all the way across the backyard of an empty apartment building next door and actually touched their neighbor's fence and stuck in to their yard a little.

It was blocking a sidewalk in the back yard of the apartment that still gets a fair bit of use.
Trying to be a good neighbor I cut the tree up in to smaller bits so it would be easier to haul off and moved it off the sidewalk.
That was a huge mistake.
Apparently the law says if your tree falls in the neighbor's yard it is his problem UNLESS you touch it after it falls.
If you do ANYTHING to the fallen tree you are then responsible to clean the ENTIRE tree up.

I learned this because on Friday I get a call from the police.
"We are in front of your house, would you please come out and talk to us"
I explain it isn't my house, it is my dad's but I will be glad to drive over and see what's going on.
Apparently cutting up this tree is the crime of the century and the cop explains the land owner is extremely upset and will press charges if I don't clean up the tree.
I tell her I learned my lesson, I will never try to be a helpful neighbor again and yes I will get the tree hauled off from the back yard of a vacant apartment building as soon as possible.

Sunday my dad hears someone pounding on his door.
He ignored it because we get a lot of door spam and people looking for people in the neighborhood.
Since we don't know anyone's "gang name" we can not be of assistance to these inquires.
The knocker started beating on a window demanding my dad answer the door.
My dad opened the door ( a mistake) and an irate Indian was screaming "YOU MUST CLEAN IT UP! ALL OF IT!"
He calls me, I head over and there is a 5 foot nothing irate Indian standing with his arms crossed with his fists punched into his biceps trying to make it look like he had muscles (he didn't). He was standing on a part of the yard that is raised , asserting dominance over all he saw. His "stand on the raised part of the yard" trick made us about the same height when I was standing on the sidewalk.

He starts with me "YOU MUST CLEAN IT UP! ALL OF IT! ALL THE BRANCHES AND LEAVES IN MY BACK YARD! YOU WILL CLEAN IT ALL UP!"

I told him I would clean up the tree I cut up.
"NO THE LAW SAYS YOU WILL CLEAN IT ALL.! ALL THE DEBRIS IN MY YARD CAME FROM YOUR TREES!"
Keep in mind not only are there are trees in his backyard , I am not responsible for leaves and sticks that fell, just the one tree I cut up like an idiot.
This guy figures if the law says I have to clean up the tree I cut up he can yell and scream his way into making the law say I must clean his entire yard. Keep in mind the loudest person is correct in India.

So I walk away before I punch this guy in the face.
He stayed until dark so I had to wait till Monday to cut the tree in to smaller bits and haul it off.
I call the cops and let them know that I removed the tree I cut up and that this guy was trying to claim I had to clean his entire backyard and that wasn't going to happen.

The cops thank me for dealing with it and offer to give my phone number to the land owner.
I specifically request that they don't and tell them about his little fit earlier.
They say they understand and that's the end of the matter.

BTW this apartment building has been empty for over a decade.
The wiring has been stripped, windows blown out and anything that could be stolen has been.
It has changed hands at least 6 times.
People keep buying it sight unseen as an "investment property".
One owner was from California.
I don't know where the jeet lived.
I was relived when I head the jeet sold the place.
 
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The Backwards Man said:
If the United States were to collapse and somehow fall under the tutelage of the mighty Saar Empire, I'd give it like 3 days at most before the newly-installed Pajeet regime collapses due to jeet treason, corruption, incompetence, poopjeet forces being overpowered by locals and administrative chimp outs over illegal poo-in-loo jokes being uttered by schoolchildren.
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Jeets would be especially awful soldiers and peacekeepers because none of them follow orders.
>'Okay saar, you patrol here'
>'Okay saar, I patrol here'
>Soldierjeet disobeys, calls his cousins on Whatsapp and jeet babbles instead
>'Soldierjeet saar why are you not at the town, get back on patrol'
>'Okay saar, I patrol there'
>Soldierjeet disobeys again
>'SOLDIERJEET YOU BLOODY BENCHOD GET ON PATROL'
>'Okay saar, I patrol there'
>Soldierjeet disobeys once again
 
GluttonousManSlob said:
Jeets would be especially awful soldiers and peacekeepers because none of them follow orders.
>'Okay saar, you patrol here'
>'Okay saar, I patrol here'
>Soldierjeet disobeys, calls his cousins on Whatsapp and jeet babbles instead
>'Soldierjeet saar why are you not at the town, get back on patrol'
>'Okay saar, I patrol there'
>Soldierjeet disobeys again
>'SOLDIERJEET YOU BLOODY BENCHOD GET ON PATROL'
>'Okay saar, I patrol there'
>Soldierjeet disobeys once again
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Bloody bastard gets blown up. Because he has his phone set on active GPS. Half of his platoon of fellow Indians gets blown up. They all try to claim 100% disability.
 
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