The Invention Thread - It'd sure be great if we had...

Some sort of robotic chiropractor/physiotherapist machine that works out all the kinks in your body (Not necessarily limited to the back). I spend waaaay too much time in the shower stretching :mad:

This is super futuristic tho and would probably be like a booth where you entered and it would be eerily remeniscent of stuff I read in a bunch of bondage fetish fiction.
 
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A forcefield which covers a window. It allows air and breeze to pass through, but atomises flies and insects. Its basic safety feature will be doing nothing to anything human-looking/with human DNA, but will also not zap things like cats, birds, or anything you feel like tailoring it to. It potentially could also remove pollution and filter the air passing through, or deaden sound if you live near a road.
 
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Not a new invention, but if I had more free time I'd buy a few ultrasonic cleaners in various sizes and start a specialty cleaning company. Specifically I'd cater to vinyl collectors, people repairing specific engine parts, and gun enthusiasts. All of those require small crevices to be thoroughly cleaned and also I imagine there would be a lot of people with niche equipment that is all full of grease/dirt/metal particles that would need to be cleaned with something other than hand tools.
 
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A app that connects you to black people around the globe that are standing by, ready to give you an N-word pass live and on the go for any unforeseeable and unavoidable situation that demands the N-word's usage.
 
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Brain knowledge uploader.
Brain-computer interface.
3d printers capable of fabricating common daily devices and electroincs for home use.
Power Armor.
Boltguns.
In no particular order.
 
Artificial icebergs in the Arctic that are white plastic shells filled with whatever freezable gel it is they put in those Cryopaks and which are anchored to the Arctic Ocean floor that can provide an anchor point to ice floes to help preserve what's left of the northern polar ice cap in summer.
 
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