The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

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Shambler said:
phil is such a whore for the dollar i believe the second kat found out phil would rush for an emergency stream "GUYS IM GONNA BE A DAD *SNORT* *BOTTLE CRUNCH* I JUST UNLOCKED THE BABY COSMETIC"
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I don’t know. He could have milked the engagement and wedding for money. He could have had a special wedding shower stream for all his paypigs.
 
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harbinger said:
I don’t know. He could have milked the engagement and wedding for money. He could have had a special wedding shower stream for all his paypigs.
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Not unless he was willing to go through with a real wedding. He couldn't use a wedding to beg with and then have it in his parents' living room with no guests the way he did. Better to just take "congratulations" money afterwards.

I really didn't think Khet was pregnant, but the way he's setting it up, I'm 50/50 on it now. Once (if) he announces it, it will be the main source of begging for years and years. We'll have months of begging before the birth, and then for however long Phil keeps streaming. Great...
 
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Shambler said:
phil is such a whore for the dollar i believe the second kat found out phil would rush for an emergency stream "GUYS IM GONNA BE A DAD *SNORT* *BOTTLE CRUNCH* I JUST UNLOCKED THE BABY COSMETIC"
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This is mainly why I don't think she's pregnant. There's no fucking way he could resist the money that such an announcement would generate.
 
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It's got sanpuku eyes. What the fuck? :cringe:


Edit: okay even more creepy just compare there supposed baby generated possible kid to these eyes :cringe:
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I tend to not like when people do the deep dive on the guys personal life (more than enough of his professional life to laugh at), but god damn if his wife is actually pregnant. . .that is the most irresponsible and fucked up thing the guy could have done. A child does not deserve to be born into such tight circumstances; if you lose your job after having a kid. . .ok, things happen. Knowingly not practicing good family planning (including condom usage) in his financial situation, dick move (no pun intended).

. . .this is even IF he lies about how much money he owes, because no way is he set for a kid.
 
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I don't think so. Think about it, DSP can barely mantain his unhealthy and pathetic lifestyle. Not only that, he lacks any moral code whatsoever and steals from his stupid fans regularly. On the other hand, abortion is legal in Seattle: what is stopping this dumb fuck to convince Kat to have an abortion because he knows that he can't mantain a child with his shitty Twitch's outcoume? So no, I think is very unlikely. If Kat was pregnant, then DSP will make anything in his power to convince her to abort the baby. However I could be wrong, is anything on DSP LORE about him wanting to have children or having Christian values?
 
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For those saying that if Phil was having a baby that he would milk his audience for the next 9 months to get some pity bucks, then I kind of agree. However, we are dealing with Phil, a pigroach known to lie, scheme, and manipulate his fans to get the most out of a dire situation. I am putting on my tinfoil hat on and engaging my almonds to explain my crazy thought process on this matter.

First, Phil probably wouldn't tell his audience about the baby until about 3 months after Kat was pregnant, as it is the norm to wait about 3 months (first trimester) or more before telling people that you are pregnant. This is because miscarriages and issues tend to be more prevalent in the first 12 weeks of a baby developing in the womb. Therefore, I wouldn't be surprised if Kat or Phil's mom told his dumbass to wait before telling his fans as it would be devasting to tell strangers that she lost the kid during the first trimester. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Kat even told Phil not to say anything to his special needs fans about the baby until its born because she is scared of losing it and probably doesn't want to jinx it by telling it to some mouth breathers. Also imagine you are Phil, the man that thinks he is a Cool Buff Adnois Looking Chad, and you tell your fans you are having the next Olympian God with your wife, but then weeks later Kat gets a miscarriage. Just think how much of an ego drop Phil will get from that. So not to risk that he won't say anything until it's confirmed she is in the safe zone of having the kid.

Second, Phil probably doesn't want to tell his fans about the baby early because that would lead to detractors trying to find pediatricians and OB-GYN doctors in the area to extract info off of (DISCLAIMER: DETRACTORS/TROLLS READING THIS DONT DO THIS AS IT WILL LEAD TO NOTHING AND CAUSE ISSUES!! HELL THE DOCTORS COULD GET ANNOYED WITH SOME PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THE PIG AND TELL PHIL TO FIND OTHER DOCTORS. THUS, LEADING TO THE MOTHER AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THE BABY NOT GETTING THE PROPER TREATMENT. IF THE BABY THEORY IS TRUE THAT BABY IS COMING INTO THIS WORLD PURE AND INNOCENT!!). Plus, we all know that the pigroach is super paranoid so I wouldn't be surprised if he is thinking about this, thus he doesn't want to tell his fans until months later due to the fear of trolls fucking with his doctors.

Third, Phil knows that telling people about the baby could lead some fans questioning this, it is one thing to get married but to say you and your mare are having a baby is a tough pill to swallow. Plus, if Kat has a miscarriage that could lead to fans saying he was lying and that he should be ashamed for using a fake pregnancy as a reason to raise money. Therefore, Phil wanted to make sure that the kid was in the safe zone or born before shouting at his fans that he is having a baby and to give him money for it. Plus, he has recently received large donations from his whales so he wants them to regenerate their wallets, so waiting about the baby announcement would be a good idea.

Also, those saying, "Well, Phil is in debt and needs that money", well I really don't think he is in big financial disaster as he states, especially when every month is "The worst financial situation of my life". Plus I bet Phil's parents would sell their cats and limbs to help Phil with baby expenses, after all it's their grandchild and his parents seem like the type of people that would be loving grandparents. Thus I dont think the pigroach not saying anything until months after conception or right before the birth date is plausible. But I could be wrong. The thing is Phil exaggerates everything and lies about everything from a story when he was 9 years old about a toy that apparently doesnt exist as a first edition but as a second edition, to lying about car accidents and breaking up with the Panda. I am just saying its plausible his big news for august is the baby being born that month.

Edit: Ok I didnt know this site changes "m ilk" to "tard cum" lol
 
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