The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

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I heard Tevin talking about him going to the Doctors office today or on his day off (not sure if that's actually today) so I assumed he married Kat, so he could be on her Health Insurance. She's already hit her 90 day mark at her job and or waited for a full year until she was able to get Health insurance. Now that they are married, he can benefit from cheaper health insurance instead of paying out of pocket.
 
Phillip Rambo Burnell Jr. is going to pop out in July, and our boy will change as only fatherhood can change a man. "Positivity" will become more than a buzzword as Phil evolves to be the man he wants his son to see in the world. Phil will fight, scrimp, and save to make sure his financial situation gives his son the educational opportunities Papa Dave gave to him. The trademark pigroach scowl will evolve into a zen-like love of his family, his online community, and his video games. LightSydePhil will emerge from fatherhood like Gandalf the White from Zirakzigil, ready to take his place in the sun - free from the trolls, the haters, the tractors, and that son of a bitch Tevin.

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Do what you gotta to exonerate KF from the shit, but the only thing being accomplished is stopping a few hundred people from talking about it in one place. If Baby Phil is on the way, some exceptional faggot is going to do something stupid and probably end up in jail over it.

Oh, I'm under no delusion that someone won't try something, but I figure it's worthwhile to not have the entire thing be a shitfest. I also don't mind talking about it at all. I'm just figuring we'll need to set parameters a la the "Don't powerlevel" rules of the subforum.
 
Just yesterday in Phil's return from illness, he flat-out said she wasn't pregnant. Phil's greatest goal (aside from cash) is to seem "real" ("Just being honest" is his favorite non-snort saying). I could see him avoiding the topic like he did with the wedding, and then coming up with some story when the baby is born....but I can't see him totally denying it CLEARLY, REPEATEDLY and then a month later having to admit he totally lied. So she might get pregnant, or she might have gotten pregnant in the last month, but no July 2019 Baby Phil.
 
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Kat doesn't look any bigger than 6 months ago. Kind of hard to tell since no full body pic in Halloween, but the face hasn't changed. She could be one of those women that carries her baby weight really well, but the wedding pic shows a total lack of baby bump. If she were within a month or two of giving birth (as some are speculating), she'd be showing something. If Kat is pregnant, she's early into it.
It's hard to tell by her weirdly shaped baby fat face and crazy fakeup, and there aren't many body pics of her, but I think it's pretty clear she's put on weight in the past year. I do agree that more of a baby bump should be showing if my guess that she'll be due in June/July is correct.

Just yesterday in Phil's return from illness, he flat-out said she wasn't pregnant. Phil's greatest goal (aside from cash) is to seem "real" ("Just being honest" is his favorite non-snort saying). I could see him avoiding the topic like he did with the wedding, and then coming up with some story when the baby is born....but I can't see him totally denying it CLEARLY, REPEATEDLY and then a month later having to admit he totally lied. So she might get pregnant, or she might have gotten pregnant in the last month, but no July 2019 Baby Phil.
Phil outright denied that he was marrying Kat a week or so before the shocking announcement. It's Phil, he lies about everything. Part of the fun following him is weaving through the constant bullshit.
 
It's hard to tell by her weirdly shaped baby fat face and crazy fakeup, and there aren't many body pics of her, but I think it's pretty clear she's put on weight in the past year. I do agree that more of a baby bump should be showing if my guess that she'll be due in June/July is correct.


Phil outright denied that he was marrying Kat a week or so before the shocking announcement. It's Phil, he lies about everything. Part of the fun following him is weaving through the constant bullshit.

I mentioned it in the main thread but might as well go over it in the thread proper. It wouldn't be a surprise she put on weight living with Phil. Look at his lifestyle and the foods he eats. It doesn't sound like she goes out much without Phil. We saw all of their friends in their wedding pics, so we know there's no social life. You saw how excited Phil got over a week of eating at CT pizza places, to the point where he talked more fondly about getting pizza than his weddings. We still don't know what her job actually is, but I doubt it is anything that's particularly physically engaging, so her daily exercise is probably the same as Phil, one day a week of grocery shopping and occasionally waddling around the mall.

Regarding the wedding lies, you're right that he lied, but he never said he didn't want to get married. He'd say stuff like it was impossible or he couldn't afford it right now, but he totally wanted to, with not so subtle hints that maybe if people tipped more he'd be able to do that. I don't recall him ever saying he didn't want to get married like he's doing with having a kid.

We also saw the amount of effort he put into his marriage. Phil is stupid, but not even he is stupid enough not to realize having a kid isn't something where he can lazily take a trip one day to his parents and have them pay for everything and it is done and over. Whenever Phil has to do anything, no matter how small, he'll bitch and moan and make it sound like the most challenging thing in the world. He did nothing for his wedding. I'd even go so far as to say he spent more time planning his pizza trips out than he did his wedding. He didn't have to scout venues, plan a guest list, deal with catering, hire a photographer, etc. It was just show up to see mom and dad to get a tax bailout, play dressup in an hour or two in the big boy clothes his parents picked out, and stay away from the pizza table long enough to snap off a few pictures.

Something that I didn't mention but has come up is the doctor thing. Like you said, Phil lies. His manager was always giving him his scheduled day off today. I don't think he's going to the doctor at all, I think he's just responding to being called out for lying about being sick. He went from being so sick he couldn't even sleep while he was sleeping in bed all day to being fine enough to stream the next day. After such a miraculous recovery the likes of which the world hasn't witnessed since Jesus rose from the dead (and Phil only did it in one day not three, because he's such a hard worker) I can't imagine why Phil would need to see the doctor. It could be for pregnant Kat, but if she's supposedly been pregnant for months she would have had way more than one visit, and I don't think Phil would be able to resist complaining about that. Not to mention I think it is more damning that his attempted days off fall on the same days he took off last year, and Kat just so happens to be home those days too. I buy into the anniversary/some kind of important day to them way more than the pregnancy/suddenly needing to see the doctor thing.

If Phil is having a hard time letting Kat get a cat, I can't imagine he'd jump to wanting to have a kid with her. Phil also hates things that aren't about him and that take away his money. He was the center of attention at his wedding and you know he was way more excited about delivering one of his trademark epic "take that" wedding tweets at his detractors, so he probably expected to gain thousands of subscribers and followers like his other recent epic tweet. Plus it not only cost him nothing, but it seemed to be a positive gain with his parents paying his taxes.
 
It could be for pregnant Kat, but if she's supposedly been pregnant for months she would have had way more than one visit, and I don't think Phil would be able to resist complaining about that.

I agree with everything you said, but just to be devils advocate here, the guy doesn't usually go to 99% of appointments unless he really wants to or she really wants him to. So idk if he'd actually have anything to complain about.
 
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I'm talking about genetics, homie, not one's personal ability to raise a child and the mental toll it takes on someone. Why was I talking about those things? Because people keep bringing up their age and birth defects and that sort of shit. I didn't say a goddamned thing about their actual capacity to raise a child, their schedules, their mental well-being -- none of that shit.

There's a whole range of studies out there, but rough consensus is that a man fathering a child before 45 and a woman mothering it before 35 has a pretty minimized risk of additional birth defects or complications. There's a whole slew of other health and genetic issues that can come into play, but their age is fine.
Well, when you brought up Phil's age associated with reaction time and debunking (haha see what I did there) him being a geratric it came off as you talking about his ability to father a child at 37. I will agree that you meant genetics with khet but I didn't even touch on that subject.

this is like the third time in as many days that people have taken something I've said and applied it to an adjacent argument I didn't even come close to touching contextually.
Maybe the problem is you?
 
Why does your dad keep biting his nails whenever I start talking?
dad, can you stop asking my girlfriend to donate to your patreon?
dad, can you stop saying "nuhuhu" when i'm talking about my school days?
dad, i'll just bring mom for work day.
dad, you can't just run away from every parent-teacher conference just because they say you're "that guy".. and no, you can't ask for their twitter just to block them.
 
I don’t think Kat is pregnant, or will be for a long time. Phil is stupid, but he’s smart enough to know that having a child with his pathetic financial situation would basically ruin his life. Phil has said at least once that neither of them want kids. I know “accidents happen” but as long as you use protection/birth control properly and consistently, you usually don’t have to worry about accidents.

Plus I don’t imagine they have sex often if at all. Phil’s too lazy and out of shape to lift up his gunt and attempt to penetrate Khet. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just masturbate next to each other.
 
Plus I don’t imagine they have sex often if at all. Phil’s too lazy and out of shape to lift up his gunt and attempt to penetrate Khet. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just masturbate next to each other.
Her demeanor, upbringing, and cringeworthy commentary when she was streaming make her seem like someone entirely uncomfortable and unfimiliar with sex, and if she has it, it's missionary and boring and fast, like she learned second hand in junior year. And Phil's obviously low testosterone and mildly closeted.

I bet they've had sex two times: the third time she visited, to see if there's chemistry, and shortly after she moved in, to pretend there's still chemistry. On the wedding night Phil fell asleep with his hand on the crotch of her pants, she sighed, and went back to watching Tevin's youtube.
 
Well, when you brought up Phil's age associated with reaction time and debunking (haha see what I did there) him being a geratric it came off as you talking about his ability to father a child at 37. I will agree that you meant genetics with khet but I didn't even touch on that subject.

Maybe the problem is you?

Yeah, I brought up reaction time because it was a biology thing since there were some individuals acting like your body falls apart the day you hit 30 and your ovaries or testicles dry up and rot away. I didn't bring up anything sociological.

As for the second thing? That's just absurd. How the hell is it my fault if I bring up biology and people go on about sociology, or if I'm talking about speculation on one thing and they make it about something tangentially related they feel confident about? How on God's green earth is that my responsibility?

I bet they've had sex two times: the third time she visited, to see if there's chemistry, and shortly after she moved in, to pretend there's still chemistry. On the wedding night Phil fell asleep with his hand on the crotch of her pants, she sighed, and went back to watching Tevin's youtube.

Nah, they fucked (whatever that entails, don't wanna think about it) every time she flew out. You don't fly a bitch out and not stick your noodle in her, that's the kinda shit that makes Elliot Rodgers out of men.
 
I'm a bit skeptical myself but the best parts of stuff like this is when we were right all along, while Phil was gaslighting us and saying everything is false.

Can't wait for him to bring up the mentally ill fucked up people saying Khets pregnant with that stupid scrunched up face of his looking to his left when bitching about it.
 
On the wedding night Phil fell asleep with his hand on the crotch of her pants, she sighed, and went back to watching Tevin's youtube.

The reality is actually much worse so I have to bring it up.
On their wedding night Dave was on Twitter "dunking" on detractors, claiming himself and Kat are laughing at comments. On his wedding night he gave more attention to random Twitter trolls, and not his wife.
I would feel horrible for Kat, but I remember she cheated on Subaru Man to be in this position.
 
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