CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION THE ISLAMIC CONSPIRACY

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Little-Lovely said:
Have your mom and Rob asked you to disassemble the scythe you made? Was she disappointed you stuck a scythe through the seat of her chair?
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She doesnt know about either I hid the scythe in my room under my sofa and she hasnt noticed about about the chair yet. I dont think rob has seen anything yet either so I might get in trouble from him idk but I have already told them that no matter what i will not back down and take down my videos because my fans want to see them.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Hey there, Jace. If Muslims are enemies, what are the heroes?
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The U.S. Military however it is a war we are losing right now due to sleeper cells on our soil. Obama is a Muslim and now that he is in office he is trying to pull troops out of afghanistan and even iraq so that we cant finish the fight dude. But basically I think its just temporary and we will turn the fight around kind of like a reversal/counter attack move in a WWE match.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
She doesnt know about either I hid the scythe in my room under my sofa and she hasnt noticed about about the chair yet. I dont think rob has seen anything yet either so I might get in trouble from him idk but I have already told them that no matter what i will not back down and take down my videos because my fans want to see them.
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What if your mom searches your room and finds the scythe? Do you have a plan for how to justify it with your mom and brother if either finds out about your homemade arsenal?
 
ParkourDude91 said:
The U.S. Military however it is a war we are losing right now due to sleeper cells on our soil. Obama is a Muslim and now that he is in office he is trying to pull troops out of afghanistan and even iraq so that we cant finish the fight dude. But basically I think its just temporary and we will turn the fight around kind of like a reversal/counter attack move in a WWE match.
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So Richard Nixon was a Vietcong due to him pulling out troops from Vietnam?
 
ParkourDude91 said:
She doesnt know about either I hid the scythe in my room under my sofa and she hasnt noticed about about the chair yet. I dont think rob has seen anything yet either so I might get in trouble from him idk but I have already told them that no matter what i will not back down and take down my videos because my fans want to see them.
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You should probably take it apart, dude. It's easier to put it back together later than have your mom find it now and lose it forever.
 
Black Sonichu said:
What if your mom searches your room and finds the scythe? Do you have a plan for how to justify it with your mom and brother if either finds out about your homemade arsenal?
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I am just going to tell them that I was doing it for the loadout. Really it was because my mom wouldnt let me buy a gun for defense against trolls (I wanted to buy a gun The Dude recommended to me, a Springfield XD handgun, because he is also basically a soldier like me but I was trying to convince my mom to buy it for me because I didnt have enough cash.) However anyway I decided to build home made weapons. Now i realize (On my meds) that i will not actually be forced to use these in most situations however I do still think the scythe is really cool and I want to keep it just so I can cut up bottles with it and stuff haha. Pretty sickness and tight if you ask me dude. And its chill that my fans like to watch my videos and see me make sick weapons ok.

FlyAwayNow said:
So Richard Nixon was a Vietcong due to him pulling out troops from Vietnam?
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Flyawaynow I am not going to respond to you. Give it up.

Little-Lovely said:
You should probably take it apart, dude. It's easier to put it back together later than have your mom find it now and lose it forever.
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No the glue has already set I dont want to i could damage it. Plus she wont look under my sofa I used to hide weed and shit there.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I am just going to tell them that I was doing it for the loadout. Really it was because my mom wouldnt let me buy a gun for defense against trolls (I wanted to buy a gun The Dude recommended to me, a Springfield XD handgun, because he is also basically a soldier like me but I was trying to convince my mom to buy it for me because I didnt have enough cash.) However anyway I decided to build home made weapons. Now i realize (On my meds) that i will not actually be forced to use these in most situations however I do still think the scythe is really cool and I want to keep it just so I can cut up bottles with it and stuff haha. Pretty sickness and tight if you ask me dude. And its chill that my fans like to watch my videos and see me make sick weapons ok.
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Or you could tell her you wanted to cut bread from across the room.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I am just going to tell them that I was doing it for the loadout. Really it was because my mom wouldnt let me buy a gun for defense against trolls (I wanted to buy a gun The Dude recommended to me, a Springfield XD handgun, because he is also basically a soldier like me but I was trying to convince my mom to buy it for me because I didnt have enough cash.) However anyway I decided to build home made weapons. Now i realize (On my meds) that i will not actually be forced to use these in most situations however I do still think the scythe is really cool and I want to keep it just so I can cut up bottles with it and stuff haha. Pretty sickness and tight if you ask me dude. And its chill that my fans like to watch my videos and see me make sick weapons ok.
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Sounds like a bulletproof plan, I just hope she doesn't find out about the jug or the chair. Also, the XD is a good piece, better than that Kel-Tec shit. I myself own a VEPR-12. Anyway, if you want to discuss weapons with me, feel free to PM me, brother.
 
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