The J.D. Vance Face Edit Gallery - NO POLITICS, ONLY FUNNY FACES

The jolly chubby cheeked variant has that Dear Feeder phenotype.
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This is horrifying. Gender swapped JD Vance looks like an amalgamation of every bitter chick who swoops in at the last minute to sabotage her better looking friends from hooking up, and gives bad advice about relationships to her friends already hooked up. It looks like if the scientists from Jurassic Park stopped fucking around with dinosaurs and genetically designed a bioweapon of kinda fat but definitely crazy mass destruction. It's almost Laura Loomer scary.
 
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