The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

My E peen shrunk two sizes this day.

From micro to pico.

 

[gagabobo1997]

i went out to pick up a pizza to eat while watching josh's stream only to come back to see my actions made the site significantly worse for some people. im sorry bros i failed you

 

[Lurker]

I just wanted to make something cool and share it with my friends on here
at least i still have the rainbow theme userscript

make a script to hide the reactions received button SINCE YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Oh great Slobberdog God! (@Null)

I beseech thee! Remove the plague of stickers from this land completely!

Free us from this curse once and for all time!!

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

well shit, that was a nice way to keep up with thread activity and not subscribe to a jllion threads

 

[|o|]

Darn?

Dynastia?

Edit to avoid double post: @gagabobo1997 no worries, you had good intentions

 

[Nameless One]

But for real I usually use the reactions received page to keep track of my posts and traffic even though thats what bookmarks are for it was very useful compared to scrolling down all the way down my post history. Guess we'll have to bookmark moar now. You're punishing unrelated people for what a coding autist did which pretty much reminds me of any poor leadership. Yknow, like somethingawful, 4chan, all surface web forums. You really may as well remove stickers Josh if you want this site to just ooperate like a forum, ratings make it like social media likes and dislikes but they were informative on how users felt about a post.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

well shit, that was a nice way to keep up with thread activity and not subscribe to a jllion threads

I believe the technical solution to a clogged "find-threads/contributed" page is to make numerous alt accounts. Pass it on.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Okay, if you're going to force me to hard disable the page I'll do it.

Genuine question: if you're going to sperg the fuck out literally any time mentions stickers, why don't you just remove stickers entirely? It isn't like they fucking do anything.

 

[X Prime]

make a script to hide the reactions received button SINCE YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just use an element zapper!

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

But for real I usually use the reactions received page to keep track of my posts and traffic even though thats what bookmarks are for it was very useful compared to scrolling down all the way down my post history.

I would also like to make the same claim, but in reality I am just a sucker for asspats from my favourite kiwis. I want them back so bad

 

[TV's Adam West]

Well, that's great. That's just fuckin' great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!

 

[Dyn]

im sorry

Not as sorry as we're going to make you, you dopamine thief.

 

[Lurker]

Just use an element zapper!

no

i want him to pay for his crimes against humanity

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Genuine question: if you're going to sperg the fuck out literally any time mentions stickers, why don't you just remove stickers entirely? It isn't like they fucking do anything.

Removing them entirely would break the highlights feature which users rely on.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

From now on I demand that everyone who like one of my posts write a DM telling me, so my ego can be suitably inflated.

 

[Breadbassket]

From now on I demand that everyone who like one of my posts write a DM telling me, so my ego can be suitably inflated.

Best I can do is a reply in the thread, sorry.

 

[Hitman One]

God fuckin damnit why did this NIGGER have to post his script? We all know how autistic null is especially when his iron rule is questioned.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Removing them entirely would break the highlights feature which users rely on.

Then make it strictly "Thumbs Up" & "Thumbs Down", with the reactions of others hidden. That feature would still work and free us from the curse of stickers.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Removing them entirely would break the highlights feature which users rely on.

Why doesn't he just disable that function of the site, too? Unironically, every day Null becomes more of an unbearable misanthrope. I can't even stomach watching MATI anymore.