The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

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After my ban ended from PG, I'm back and started work on the Fatrick thread again. I'll begin at Friday next week because I need to spend time with my family. I'll also update his Kempesh/Padawan 2.5 title as well, as it's outdated and was recently founded out.
 
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Bump, but this technically is a thread rewrite of Cow Wranglers OP that was moved to Beauty Parlor earlier today. Remember this guys, if an unfinished OP has potential, don't be scared to rewrite it, eventually, it'll pay off. This thread was dormant for three months until today, while it took me a good amount of time to write and format together.

Old OP (infinitely in PG) - https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kierstyn-milligan-orylan.181011/

My thread (Beauty Parlor, Trainwreck) - https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kierstyn-orion-milligan-orylan-smith-orylan.196910/
 
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With all the recent attention given to Destiny/Steve Bonnell as a result of the sex tape leaks, it’s shocking how barebones his OP is. It hasn’t been updated in 6 years and there is a lot of stuff that has happened in the interim (like the aforementioned sex tapes, the discord leaks, the Keffals saga, cuckoldry, and undoubtedly a myriad of stupid shit he has said on livestream). The author also hasn’t logged in since 2021.
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Destiny himself joins starting here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-66#post-3312395

If you've been following the drama with Jontron you probably know he had a debate with this guy called Destiny. Many people took note of his exceptional behavior and wondered if he should have his own thread. So here we are, because this guy is nuttier than I thought.

On the surface Destiny might seem like any other Twitch streamer. There's nothing particularly noteworthy about his gameplay far as I can tell. What IS noteworthy are his debates with other people and how he acts during them. The guy is the definition of what some people call the Gish Gallop. He fires off tons of information at rapid speed to drown out his opponent. But when he gets on the ropes the guy chimps out like crazy.

His debate with Mister Metokur is probably the best example of his behavior. If you can even stomach the 'tism for very long you'll see what I mean about his debate style. At the very least I recommend you watch the bit at one hour and twenty seven minutes where he loses his shit at the idea that people can make decisions. Really.

Destiny is also completely unable to take criticism. He constantly DMCAs clips showing how fucking stupid he is. This has most recently gotten him into a spat with Sargon of Akkad who had pulled some particularly ridiculous claims from the Jontron debate.

There are also reports that an angry girlfriend got a hold of his Twitter account and posted pictures of his dick once. I haven't been able to find the pictures, but I did find that some of his fans posted their own dickpics in solidarity with him. Just lovely.
https://archive.is/Ne9qK

A leaked chatlog also shows that he was flirting with a fifteen year old girl and may have also fucked her. So there's that.
EDIT: If what @FartingRetard says is to be believed it was just a picture of her in a bikini. Still creepy as fuck.
https://archive.is/ssxNx


He also supports incest. I'm still trying to find the exact video, but there are clips of it at the beginning of the last video in this post. If anyone can find the original I'll add it to the OP.

Naked Ape also just put out a video which highlights many of these examples of Destiny's behavior and more. (It was also easy for me to pillage archive links from.)

Website: http://www.destiny.gg/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/destiny
Twitter: https://twitter.com/OmniDestiny
Reddit Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/NeoDestiny
Sub-Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/
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@Osama Bin Laden any takers?
 
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I'm currently rewriting BAP and associates as the OP is unfinished and the user who posted it got banned. It's still on the draft.
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Sam Hyde's Fishtank needs a rewrite.
I wrote it the first week of season one, and there have now been almost 4 more. I genuinely dont have the time to keep up with it and have been trying to hand it off since season 1 ended.
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I plan on rewriting this one along with Sam Hyde OP as well.
 
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Lillee Jean Trueman really needs an OP re-write. I started but I'm not funny and real life made it so shitposting is not a priority.

The thread is really about Lillie Jean and her mother, but Lillie Jean's name isn't in the title. The OP was written in 2019 I think and there have just been several years of the pair trying to make Lillie Jean Famous but also going after people talking about her with more passion and craziness than a tranny getting a new thread here.

I'm willing to go through and find highlights for a new OP, but I don't have time to fully commit to it.

These women are batshit insane and absolutely deserve a thread, but I think the OP might turn people off into getting into the thread.
 
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I am currently working on a V3 OP rewrite of @Dansburst Studios / Herbert Huachaca's OP (2024 Animal Control Lolcow of the Year):

It's a more recent thread, and I even helped write the original (which in itself was an update to convert the original Mass Debate thread into the current lolcow thread), but so much happened after the first rewrite was implemented that it's extremely out of date. Should be finished soon. Then, Nik Talbott is going to get a rewrite.
 
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