The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

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Is this a good idea?

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Relinquish said:
I'll make a list of suggestions, I'll try to include all lolcows that were suggested in the thread and the ones that I believe should be rewritten
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I'm gonna update the list just cause I felt like it, this time it's gonna be separated by suforums (Except for DSP subforum, as I'm not too familiar with it):
  1. Lolcows
  2. Community Watch
  3. Animal Control
  4. Christian Weston Chandler
  5. Ethan Ralph / Da Sektur
  6. Grift Wars
  7. Internet Famous
  8. Internet Tough Guys
  9. Stinkditch
  10. Beauty Parlour
  11. Deathfats
  12. Lolcows of History
 
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This was supposed to be in the first post but I ran out of character limit lol. List of OP Rewrite because OP hasn't been updated in a while

OP Rewrites, which are Done / In Progress / Replaced / Not Replaced
  1. Dan Olson / Folding Ideas by @Relinquish [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  2. Shaddai Prejean / Shädman / Shadman / Shädbase / Shad / TheShadling by @Admiral Throbnelius [DONE] [REPLACED]
  3. Michael Vincent Gifford / Pamperchu by @Pinball 2000 [DONE] [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  4. Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” by @TheThreadIsDead578 [DONE] [REPLACED]
  5. Cosmo Wright / Cosmowright / Narcissa Wright / Nova Wright by @Osama Bin Laden [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  6. Lewis Jeffrey Lovhaug / Linkara / Atop The Fourth Wall / AT4W / Reuisu / PsyWeedle by @Admiral Throbnelius [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  7. Ethan Gluis / Sewerslvt / Sadboy Sheldon / "Jvne" / "Jvnko" / Ponk's Bakery / cynth0ni by @Relinquish [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  8. Daniel Keem / KEEMSTAR / DJ Killer Keemstar / Lolcow Live by @Osama Bin Laden [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  9. Jordie Jordan / WingsofRedemption / Richard / Suckin' Sam / Bernie Gores by @Osama Bin Laden [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  10. Samuel Collingwood Smith / Vordrak / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew Hopkins News by @Relinquish [IN PROGRESS]
  11. Donny Long / Donald Carlos Seoane / Donny Seo / God Long / generossisback / @XXXCAMJOBS by @Osama Bin Laden [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  12. Richard Masucci / ReviewTechUSA by @Relinquish [IN PROGRESS]
  13. Anisa Riyadh Jumma / Anisa Jomha / Raihnbowkidz / Annie Jay & iDubbbzTV / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn by @Osama Bin Laden [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  14. smartschoolboy9 / David W. Stansfield / David Alter / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 by @WhatZitTooya [DONE] [REPLACED]
  15. Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 by @NaggotFigger [IN PROGRESS]
  16. Diana Dawn Cradock / Raven Diana Sparks / Diana Bradley / Raven Bradley / starbl00d / "Raven" / Raven Marshall Sparks / Raven Sparks by @Axiom. [IN PROGRESS] (Note: He's currently on break)
  17. Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo by @Axiom. [DONE] [REPLACED]
  18. Sv3rige / Goatis / Gatis Lagzdins / Kids Ranqe by @Morta Della [IN PROGRESS]
  19. Furry Fandom and Drama General by @Autistic Horse [IN PROGRESS]
  20. Soyjak.Party / The Sharty by @Dr Sprokeberg [IN PROGRESS] (Note: @Dr Sprokeberg hasn't logged back to Kiwi Farms in 3 weeks as of now, combined with poor quality of the OP compared to the one he's trying to replace, there's little hope in getting the rewrite out which is why I put it on the list above)
  21. Mat Brunet / AniMat / ElectricDragon505 / Electric Dragon Productions / AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast / AniMat505 / AniMatLive by @ASeabear8952 [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  22. Alejandro Cao de Benós de Les y Pérez / Cho Sun-il (조선일) by @Captain Manning [IN PROGRESS]
  23. Noah Samsen / Noah Time / Noah Fit / Touch Grass Podcast by @Albrecht von Wallenstein [DONE] [REPLACED] (Note: This is a unique situation where the OP of an old thread wasn't satisfied with the OP and decided to do a complete overhaul)
  24. Pyrocynical / Niall Comas / Niall Anthony Murphy by @Ferryman [IN PROGRESS] (Note: Same situation as Noah Samsen's OP by @Albrecht von Wallenstein, but this time it's not completely done)
  25. Sonic the Hedgehog Fans and the Sonic Community by @JesusChristDenton [IN PROGRESS]
  26. Lorne Lynn Armstrong / Lorne_a_20014 / Lornearmstrong4028 and the Church of Cawd by @JesusChristDenton [IN PROGRESS]
  27. Blake Tait / Blake Izayoi / @IzayoiBlake / @SakuyaWOTD / Hatsune Blake by @1994 Honda Civic [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  28. Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General by @Rache Bartmoss [IN PROGRESS]
  29. Daniel Robert Larson / @daniellarsonfans / "Danderson" by @Schizoid Wife [IN PROGRESS]
  30. Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / Nick Fuentes / America First by @Osama Bin Laden [DONE] [NOT REPLACED]
  31. Lucas Darend Lee / Luni / LucasXyo / XyoArts / Luneon / Lunimation / The Man Behind it All / Frozen Frohman / cyanlucas / tokyopunk by @NaggotFigger [IN PROGRESS] (Note: Same situation as Pyrocynical's OP by @Ferryman)
  32. Herbert Kenneth Huachaca / Timothy II / Dansburst Studios / Dansburst Studios Official / dansman1729 / Mysterious Mare-do-well / BidenTubs by @Admiral Throbnelius [DONE] [REPLACED] (Note: Same situation as Pyrocynical's OP by @Ferryman)
  33. Nikolas Marshall Talbott / ItsNatsuTalbott / Hallouine644 / LLLLL / Xxjoshxxxx / Kiwifarmjosh (and many more) + Plum Tree Discord by @Admiral Throbnelius [IN PROGRESS] (Note: If you followed this thread, you may remember that @Axiom. tried to rewrite the thread, but because he's currently on break, @Admiral Throbnelius took a mantle on himself)
  34. Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Sam Hyde @She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [IN PROGRESS] (Note: Despite what you may think, Lidl Drip is still fairly active on the Farms, however, the rewrite hasn't gotten much progress)
  35. Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu [DONE] [REPLACED]
  36. Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 by @AltisticRight [DONE] [REPLACED]
As you can see, I'm by far the worst out of everyone here at managing projects. Which is why I'm gonna make this to-do list for myself
To-do list:
  1. Finish the previous threads I abandoned, which include:
    1. Porn Addicts / Gooners / Coomers / /trash/ / 2chen / Sturdychan - Needs a complete and total overhaul, the current OP is extremely rushed
    2. Richard Masucci / ReviewTechUSA - Was left abandoned due to a lack of interest, but needs to be completed since there are a lot of people heavily invested in Rich
    3. Samuel Collingwood Smith / Vordrak / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew Hopkins News - Same thing as Gooner thread
    4. 한국 롤카우에 대한 일반 토론 (Korean Lolcow General) - This is technically completed and could very well go out of PG, but I want to add some other people here
    5. Jan Rankowski / Jace W. Connors / Jace Connors / Deagle Nation / ParkourDude91 / DeagleDad420 / «Stryker» / «Corporal Stryker» / redbarron187 - The progress has taken a huge roadblock due to a lack of archives, I've still to this day haven't found anything :(, I'll probably just have to roll with what I got on my hands
  2. Planned rewrites:
    1. Brian Martin / Lifeinatent / FuturisticHub - Me and @Schizoid Wife were supposed to make this rewrite a long time ago, but it has since been forgotten. I'm still planning on fulfilling it
    2. Sophia Harrington / Jack Harrington / Birdie / SpriteCranbirdie / Alias / Lucifer - I've personally been interested in this lolcow for a long time
    3. Flamenco / FlamencoTV / Joshua Clayton Connor - I actually had an almost complete draft on him, but lost it due to disk file corruption :(
    4. Tyler McVicker / ValveNewsNetwork (VNN) / Tyler Jon McVicker - The whole TF2 source code leak drama is very interesting to me
    5. Autumn Neville / Puppychan / pawpawchan48 / puppkittyfan1 / Wolfertinger666 / Bunnyhazedayz / Salem - Used to be my go-to lolcow back in the day, one of the best threads on site
 
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Is there enough of an interest in redoing the one for Kero the Wolf? The original OP was made right as the initial dogfucking allegations were made public and it's pretty outdated.

I was debating making the new OP myself, but 1) I didn't want to add to Null's workload since (as far as I know) he still has to insert them by hand by manually editing the database, and 2) I just wanted to make sure that someone else wasn't already working on a new Kero OP first.
 
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