The Kiwi's Prayer

[GethN7]

Our Feeder, who art currently in a Slavic shithole, Null be thy name,
Thy forum come, thy shitposts be done,
On the Farms, as well as your livestreams,
Give us this day, our daily milk,
Lead us not into weening,
Nor let us become Mad At The Internet,
For thine is the autism, the lolcows, and shitposting forever.

Amen.

 

[JB 236]

this is really fucking gay dude

 

[Kirito]

Are you a bad enough dude to record yourself reciting it?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Hallelujah!

 

[eldri]

I prefer a more Imperium version

Love the Ooperator
for He is the salvation of lolcows
Obey His Forum Guidelines
for He will feed you the tard cum of the future
Heed His random_text.txt
for He will protect you from poop
Whisper His shitposts with devotion,
for they will save your dox
Honour His moderators,
for they speak in His vocal fry
Tremble before His borscht,
for we all walk in His immortal autism

 

[Takodachi]

im gonna say it before null does

kys

 

[Vlinny-kun]

If the forums are heaven, then what is hell?

 

[Salubrious]

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did…
You deserved it.

 

[NerdShamer]

For once the wordfilter is good for something...