The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

I’m not the type of dude to ever tell someone what they should do with their money, but I did implore close friends that enjoyed the first to at least read something other than a critic review score before purchasing the game. They didn’t, and they went out and bought the title anyway. I’m really curious to gauge their reactions. I’ve enjoyed poorly-written games before, I had a fucking blast with Metal Gear Solid 5, but then again, that game wasn’t trying to shove Twitter down my throat. I sincerely hope that there are at least some redeeming gameplay elements for the ignorant masses to enjoy. Tons of innocent people are going to buy this game because of what’s advertised on the tin, and I hope that there’s more to this than just being a supremely edgy and some walking simulator.

Conversely, I hope this brings ruin to Naughty Dog. Druckmann: A(n IP) Thief’s End. I hope if they stay alive for the next Crash Bandicoot game to be released, fucking the warthog is actually a key plot device.


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You know, let's put aside Neil Druckmann's clear hatred for the original game and its fans, and his enormous unwarranted ego leading to multiple masturbatory self-inserts. Let's put aside the useless FtM trans character or the "strong independent woman" built like a gorilla wearing a fridge. Let's put aside the studio having such a lack of faith in their playerbase that they made it so you can't shoot the Star of David. Let's put aside the hypocrisy of Sony going turbo prude and censoring every anime tiddy game while letting this travesty of a sex scene go through completely fine.

My biggest problem with this game's story is that the writing is just so fucking poor. There's all these stories you could tell about the apocalypse or its aftermath, but Neil decides to go with a shitty revenge story. I have played terrible free-to-play Korean MMOs that have told better revenge stories than TLoU2. Here's an easy tip - if you're trying to write a revenge story where the main message you want to convey is about how revenge is bad, you shouldn't let the revenge-taker (Abby in this case) completely get away with taking their revenge, suffering zero repercussions and getting everything they wanted to boat off into the sunset.
Dead money did a better job with a revenge story

And shit the revenge plot wasn't even the main story
 
All this horror and I realized I also completely fucking failed to notice the Streamable link, which is half a minute long and then just black screen afterwards for some godforsaken reason. https://streamable.com/8oh128#
And, for archival's sake, a direct upload too. Brace for Peak Female Physique, gents.
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I.....honestly don't know for sure which scene has horrified me more in the last couple days of videos posted on The Farms. The contenders are:

THIS fucking no-lube tranny anal that is CG and thankfully blanked out after 20 seconds or so:

Nicocado Avocado sucking and tongueing Orlin's dirty asshole and making revolting motorboating sounds before the most uncomfortable looking gay anal of all time:

Or my own humble contribution: a woman who's ass is so loose her lover shoves his hand up her asshole first, then inserts his dick, and proceeds to jerk off inside her rectum. (Cursed images thread if you REALLY want to see it.)

The Cancer that is killing Kiwi Farms seems to be ass-cancer in my non-medical opinion.
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Fuck this game. Why is it so wrong to want to be a fucking voluptuous woman? Even the most Tom boyish of women don’t look like line backers or 13 yr old boys.
Not to mention there was never a need to make a sequel of one of the best self contained video game plots of all time.

Why dont these SJW progressives come up with their own unique IPs rather than shit on classics? Oh that’s right they fucking fail financially because blatant pandering has no place in entertainment.

I haven’t been this MOTI since TLJ

They'll lose in the end. Men want beautiful women and the modern standard of beauty hasn't changed in nearly a century. Victorians tried, these puritans will try, but they'll always lose. We'll always want fan service. We will always want tits.

There's literally nothing they can do to stop this, and people will always be around to sell sex.
 
My lil bruh played first TLOU when it was given away for free on PS plus, and month ago asked me to get him second game on his bday.
After main leaks I was unsure and wanted to wait fo reviews/friends advice.
And now a fucking graphic scene of sex gets leaked :story:
Anyway.... do you know any interesting games that will come out soon?
Ghost of tsushima
 
I.....honestly don't know for sure which scene has horrified me more in the last couple days of videos posted on The Farms. The contenders are:

THIS fucking no-lube tranny anal that is CG and thankfully blanked out after 20 seconds or so:

Nicocado Avocado sucking and tongueing Orlin's dirty asshole and making revolting motorboating sounds before the most uncomfortable looking gay anal of all time:

Or my own humble contribution: a woman who's ass is so loose her lover shoves his hand up her asshole first, then inserts his dick, and proceeds to jerk off inside her rectum. (Cursed images thread if you REALLY want to see it.)

The Cancer that is killing Kiwi Farms seems to be ass-cancer in my non-medical opinion.
I reaaaaly need to stop blindly clicking spoilers.
 
Welp, another 75 pages since I logged off yesterday. I did, however, find that already the usual suspects in the access media are reeeeeeing about how man-babies are review bombing it.

No sign of Russian bots being blamed yet though.
YET. I think it will start soon. they could at least make it more believable. Say it was CHINESE bots. after all the Chinese are the real racists. But I guess the dog doesn't bite the hand it feeds
 
It seems to me that Abby was simply never intended to be trans' and the person who leaked stuff is the only reason the idea she was went around so massively.

If it was at any point outright stated in the game, we'd know, so it's not.

If it was implied in any way other than her, huh..."stunning and brave" physique, I would think we'd have heard about it too, though I'm not intent on going through the game or some Youtube playthrough to know for sure.

So mostly we're left with 2 possibilities: Abby is trans' but it is left for interpretation, or Abby isn't trans'.

Except on the one hand the woke crowd would scream bloody murder if the trans-ness of a character could be ignored. They'd probably call it ciswashing or something, and say that it's a cheap, cowardly cope-out. Also, since a fair share of people will instantly assume Abby is trans' based on her body - and that's more than fair, if we're being real - I don't see why they wouldn't come out and say she's trans' if they're going to get backlash for her being trans' anyway. At least claim your brownie points.

On the other, we've seen with the new Shera and overall trends in video-game and movies that "classical" feminity is getting downplayed hard. And sure, this is pretty damn extreme, but then again, people still manage to argue muscular women can actually look just like that, so we know for a fact some people are stupid enough to think this can pass for a cis' woman.

So to me it doesn't really make sense at this point to say she's trans' unless some smoking gun comes out - and I am hypothetically talking about a penis. In fact I think a hint might be found in the game models. I remember some story about a nude model with a real life actress' head on it being datamined from some similar "cinematic" game (And obviously that wasn't exactly a good thing), and if they did model some form of genitals in the sex scene models, and they're definitely degenerate enough for it, that could be a hint.

Either way, Abby has the physique that many of these woke cunts dream of having, no even having a body like Chyna or Gabi Garcia is enough for them, they need to look legitimately manish in body, not utterly butch. There is amazonian and then there is Abby.

And you know something I've noticed when it comes to femininity, women in the west don't have an iota of confidence in themselves or their gender, same deal as with the soyboys not being manly enough. So going off in a tangent here but clearly one reason why people become trans or gender fluid because they utterly lack any confidence of who they and feel like they can't keep up or step up to societies standards, so they feel like they're misfits and rebel, creating this LGBT movement as a grotesque melting pot for these crazies to come together.

Also the reason why they would want to supplant other peoples escapism is because they feel envy and threatened by it so they want to replace it with their own as payback, which is why so many of their media, fanfic or not, is them powertripping, because unlike people with a healthy mind, who's escapism is there for them to take a break before going back to the real world, most of these woke people just want to be in la-la land because it makes them feel powerful and they hate reality because once they return, they are back being the same messed up people as before and don't feel a bit better afterwards.
 
I'm also pretty mad that the reveal trailer for this game made it seem like Ellie and Joel were gonna go kick ass together only to have the character people mostly wanted to see get his skull bashed in Glenn from The Walking Dead style 2 hours into the game.

Rippy dippy at misleading advertisement. Oh you thought you were gonna see the dream team again? Lol naw. Watch Joel die and then watch the troon that caved his head in get fucked in the butt by some soylent retard deadbeat dad. If they really wanted to go with this, they might as well have had the two gross people fuck on top of Joel's corpse while they're at it.
 
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