The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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I mean… technically, tank controls would be something like Battlezone or Katamari Damacy, where two joysticks are used in tandem to control movement. That we started to use it it apply to the old fixed-camera RE games made no sense, but I accepted it. But now you've come along and gave it a whole new definition entirely. I give up.
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I agree on one thing. I give up as well. Here’s my closer.
 
Here we go again... lmao.
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Big ups to the leaker.
This scene is hilarious. It contains every shitty cliché from a bad 80s action film, but journos still want to convince us that this is a high-art piece of intellectual work.

Motherfuckers, it could pass as a Stallone schlock from his twilight years.

Let's see:

- Guy miraculously avoids at the last second being shot after the other guy grabs a gun.
- Guy being choked grabs a knife and stabs the other dude's leg.
- Multiple kicks and punches but nobody gets unconscious.
- Guy is ready to kill someone but his buddy comes in and says "stop".
- The floor falls down and the fight gets a break.
 
This scene is hilarious. It contains every shitty cliché from a bad 80s action film, but journos still want to convince us that this is a high-art piece of intellectual work.

Motherfuckers, it could pass as a Stallone schlock from his twilight years.

Let's see:

- Guy miraculously avoids at the last second being shot after the other guy grabs a gun.
- Guy being choked grabs a knife and stabs the other dude's leg.
- Multiple kicks and punches but nobody gets unconscious.
- Guy is ready to kill someone but his buddy comes in and says "stop".
- The floor falls down and the fight gets a break.
The Revengeance theme does such a better job at delivering the message than the whole fucking game too.
 
No way man. At this point Naughty Dog is basically the lolcow of the gaming industry. Their true value is not in playing their games, rather in making fun of their games. Plus without ND containing him Drunkman is just going to weasel his way into another company and ruin that one as well.
Warner Media is expecting the TLOU TV series to be a large draw to HBO Max. If the TV series is a success, then they're golden forever.
 
Warner Media is expecting the TLOU TV series to be a large draw to HBO Max. If the TV series is a success, then they're golden forever.
TBH I fully expect the member numbers to be the lie that Cuckman uses to lie to himself about his relevance, given that streaming services are what these retards are all pushing, meaning shows can be shit and still get seasons without repercussions.

Money's in getting the speds to pay monthly; watching it means fuck all.
 
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There’s just no reason this game should’ve been remade. For a ps3 game it was incredible on a technical and graphical level. It’s genuinely one of the most beautiful looking games I’ve played. As for other remakes, to capcom’s credit, RE4 showed its age. Tank controls are the most obvious one. The remake also looks greatly improved graphically. TLOU remake however looks no different. Or maybe I shouldn’t say it looks no different, because when it comes to character models it looks worse. The fact that it doesn’t even include simple features like going prone shows that it’s a blatant cash-grab.
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This game looks uncanny as hell.
Sarah looks like Salazar from RE 4 to me.
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Separated at birth?
 
Crowing about the "difficulty" in redesigning levels and battles is the biggest crock of shit that I've seen coming out of the people defending Naughty Dog. Redesigning aspects is a huge aspect that separates remakes from remasters, there absolutely is merit in redesigning levels built around the limitations of the PS3. If that was too much to ask of the so-called "crown jewel" of PlayStation, then they should've made it a budget title like Halo CE Anniversary or Gears of War Ultimate Edition (the latter even reanimated & reshot all the cutscenes, something this "remake" refuses to do).

The more I think of this "remake", the more pissed off I get. This has no purpose other than to further milk a nine year old game.
 
This scene is hilarious. It contains every shitty cliché from a bad 80s action film, but journos still want to convince us that this is a high-art piece of intellectual work.

Motherfuckers, it could pass as a Stallone schlock from his twilight years.

Let's see:

- Guy miraculously avoids at the last second being shot after the other guy grabs a gun.
- Guy being choked grabs a knife and stabs the other dude's leg.
- Multiple kicks and punches but nobody gets unconscious.
- Guy is ready to kill someone but his buddy comes in and says "stop".
- The floor falls down and the fight gets a break.
"You just don't like realistic physiques" is such a big cope that TLOU fans say. as if there's anything realistic about a woman being able to fend off one guy. it's like that equalizer lady version, she'd get shot and killed by five guys immediately
 
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