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Craig Mazin is a believer?
He's lucky that there were episodes after the Pedro in One.
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He's lucky that there were episodes after the Pedro in One.
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abby is gonna be season 3. santa barbara is 4th. bits and pieces will be added, abridged, or removed to fit the needs of the show
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Its so fucking weird. They decided to make part one, one season, and now want to make part two multiple seasons? Huh?
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Wait, are they serious in that the next episode is the last of the season? What the fuck has happened other than Joel getting In One'd, a bunch of walking, and an old White man being based? At this pace Warner is going to go bankrupt making an Intergalactic series before this one finishes.
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Cuckman is that delusional about his story, and is also that insistent on it. It's also probably partially why they're making Ellie more worthless, since he's that assmad about her. Well that and Ramsay can't act, so they're having Dina's actress cover for her as the better actress.
Most of these changes are attempts to mimic the game's cutscenes exactly, even though the talking kills any interest in the show since it tells, not shows.
Fun fact: they reintroduced the spores recently just to match a bit from the game, since it only needs to be changed when it isn't Cuckman's work purely.
Tendrils? lol we can't use them cleverly so fuck it. Just prove Pedro's a bitch who can't stand having his face hidden.
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Goyslop is fucking inescapable, and never ending.
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Just finished TLOU2. I'm not surprised that the ending was so hated. Two women almost beating each other to death with their bare fists made me roll me eyes. The last part in Santa Barbara felt tacked on. Overall I enjoyed the game, mostly because of detailed environments and decent combat.
When I saw pic related, I thought "poor kid never stood a chance". But then Dina disappeared, so maybe that was for the best.
When I saw pic related, I thought "poor kid never stood a chance". But then Dina disappeared, so maybe that was for the best.
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AKA "Fuck you Joel was wrong because my superiors told me my original idea was a shitty story and I'm still fucking mad about that 11 years later. I'm not totally fucking insane. I'm not intentionally cratering a TV show and my only shot at escaping video games by brainlessly and stupidly repeating the story beats that got the game I made panned, cratered in numbers after the leaks got confirmed, and killed the fucking company after I abused all these employees to the point they mass quit. I also totally don't see video games as kid slop and retard shit that I hate and think I'm better than. Oi Vey! Oi Vey! They're oppressing me! WHAT DO YOU MEAN JEWS DON'T COUNT AND THEY SHOULD BE PURGED FROM ISRAEL?!"
Also not in that grungy ass lab and even your stolen and vandalized take of this shit in the remasters would probably fail given that you got one shot by the game's own words. It could've been a genetic factor for all you know dipshit, and if that was the case hahahaha you wiped out the lineage that produced the non reaction and suppression of mycellial growth crushing the brain.
Also you weren't the main writer of that game Cuckman and you also never understood the point of it being a hard choice of "a possible cure but also possible pointless failure", or "guaranteed there's no basic cure but for once save my kid and do something right". Seethe harder and prove you need to be locked up for insanity by doing the same shit and expecting different responses.
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Even if the Fireflies could make a cure, they are the last people to be trusted with it as they are little more than glorified bandits that actively make things worse wherever they go. Anyone with zero critical thinking skills will go "muh FEDRA" as a counter, to which I point to Pittsburgh where they overthrew FEDRA, and they somehow managed to make it infinitely worse than when FEDRA was in charge because they were using the citizens to topple over other cities instead of consolidating power in Pittsburgh and making a stable community like how Jackson ended up being.
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Shame that there's about as much evidence of that as my pet theory that the fungus originated from Nazis experimenting to create super soldiers on their base from the dark side of the moon.
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What a dumb thing to say, it being left to a “maybe” is a far better narrative choice than flat out saying they could have made a cure. But lets ignore how the fireflies tried and failed to produce a vaccine long before Ellie even came up on their radar.
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They could have in the same way that I could troon out.
a .0000000000000001% chance of it happening means it could occur..but it fucking won't.
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Eli licked to much carpet and is too much of a coward to ask around other communities if they have doctor's looking to make a cure.
No way FEDRA or any remaining goverment body isn't collecting doctor's and anyone who studied some field in biology.
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On top (hah) of Bella Ramsey being a potato-faced genderblob, this might just be one of the worst sex scenes I've ever seen in fictional media. Of course they're limited by not being able to show genitals or nudity, like all shows or video games that for some reason want to show the characters fucking -- but this takes it an extra step further by making the simulated fingering look as uncomfortable as possible. Awful angle, awful acting, Bella Ramsey staring like a blowup doll with her mouth gaping wide open. It looks like a simulated rape scene.
I haven't been keeping up with the show at all so I saw a screencap and thought "Did Ellie force herself on some random woman or some shit?" Bella has an awful case of Buffalo Bill raepface.
I really hate Bella Ramsey's casting. I'm surprised she was 19 in season 1 and is almost 22 now. She has an eternal babyface. Her face is full of fat and her features are so small that she's nigh incapable of emotion. That might've worked in season 1 where she was portraying a 13 year old Ellie, but it doesn't work when she has to carry the weight of both her character and the void created by the absence of Pedro Pascal as Joel.
Ramsey also has a bad case of baby voice, I can't take her seriously in any of the scenes where she's meant to be threatening.
TLOU2's story sucks absolute shit but Ashley Johnson at least knew how to sell a line.
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Making the cure is half of the problem. What about manufacturing and distribution? What will happen if they run out of the ingredients or the machines break? How will one group cure a world? The moment a cure appears, the ones making it will have a huge target on their back and every bandit, military group or cult will be after them. How would they deal with that kind of attention?
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FYI, it was confirmed that there originally was a choice at the end to either kill or spare Abby, but too many playtesters went with the 'kill' option (y'know, since that was your entire fucking objective to kill that bitch) so it was removed in the final build.
Oh, no, you don't get to walk that one back, Neil. Not after you already admitted that Joel was justified in his actions:
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I'll bet that despite stretching a fifteen hour game over five seasons the Lev falcon punch which is probably the game's funniest scene doesn't make it in.
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In my opinion the main idea is that both Ellie and Abby have the same motivation and neither is in the right. Of course it's hard to relate to Abby since she kills the main character from the first game and looks manly with those muscular arms. What's more, for the first 1/4 of the game you don't know why she's looking for Ethan. Although it's fairly obvious that she wants to avenge the death of someone close to her because this setup is very common in fiction (especially of the bleak, post-apo variety).
So when you get to the dramatic fight at the shore, you see two skinny women in dire need of medical help wailing at each other and neither is relatable enough to root for.
I like that the game is really long and you get to explore a ruined city and I never felt bored. Unfortunately they spend too much time on flashbacks. They also make you visit the fucking aquarium about six times.
I completely forgot about that meme and all the crude MS Paint edits, so I laughed out loud when I saw the cutscene while playing the game yesterday. "Oooohhh, so that's the scene everyone ridiculed 5 years ago!"