The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

People keep comparing this to BFV, but weren't the target audiences for the two games a tad different? I feel like the last of us fans will be more receptive to this kind of stuff. Also EA/Dice actually full on attacked their fans for negative reception towards the game and were proud of doing so.
 
I just noticed that the final 'boss' (lol), takes place in a museum where theres still full sets of plate armor on display. Are you telling me that nobody in the past however long the apocalypse has been has ever had the idea to take one of those steel armor sets and go medieval on some zombie asses?

If there isn't some part in the game where you have to fight a guy wearing plate mail and a claymore sword I'm gonna be pissed. Even Condemned 2 got that right, and the guys wearing the armor in that game were cranky, greasy hobos.
 
People keep comparing this to BFV, but weren't the target audiences for the two games a tad different? I feel like the last of us fans will be more receptive to this kind of stuff. Also EA/Dice actually full on attacked their fans for negative reception towards the game and were proud of doing so.
I feel like Last of Us fans care more considering the main drive of Last of Us is the story, and not really the gameplay.

People who care more about narrative are more than likely gonna get more pissed off when a company basically pisses on a story they enjoy.
 

Cuckmann gives a statement.

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I just noticed that the final 'boss' (lol), takes place in a museum where theres still full sets of plate armor on display. Are you telling me that nobody in the past however long the apocalypse has been has ever had the idea to take one of those steel armor sets and go medieval on some zombie asses?

If there isn't some part in the game where you have to fight a guy wearing plate mail and a claymore sword I'm gonna be pissed. Even Condemned 2 got that right, and the guys wearing the armor in that game were cranky, greasy hobos.

From what I recall from reading The Zombie Survival Guide, plate armor would only reduce your mobility and zombies can swarm and pull the armor off anyway.
 

Jimmy Boi made a video on it. Oh boy!


I'll spare everybody the brain cells and summarize

Fallout 76 is bad
Let's bitch about some rando who left a comment for two minutes
The next 8 minutes is Crunch bad that's it
11 minutes in he talks about the leaks and states that it doesn't matter who leaked it because crunch bad
Naughty dog deserved this because of crunch but he doesn't condone it.
He avoids talking about the shitty leaks.
He had a fucking script for this and didn't think gee I sure could cut a majority of the repetition.
He then states he hates ruining people's enjoyment of games even though he spent the first few minutes of the video laughing at someone who he ruined fallout 76 for.


For fucks sake why does he take eleven minutes to talk about the subject, I mean he doesn't even have adds so it's not like he gets revenue from longer videos. Does he just like hearing himself talk or does he really think he needs to repeat crunch is bad for 8 minutes to really drill it into your head. Also he didn't talk about the leaks so we don't get to hear his hot take on why it's such a great game.

Why is he dressed like that bronyfag pedophile?

He's playing to his remaining fan base, why do you think he had so many cartoons images stuffed into his video.
 
From what I recall from reading The Zombie Survival Guide, plate armor would only reduce your mobility and zombies can swarm and pull the armor off anyway.
From what I recall from reading The Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks's knowledge about actual combat conditions and equipment is about as extensive as Druckmann's knowledge of sex that doesnt involve watching a well endowed black gentleman crunching his wife.

Seriously, the whole "plate armour is worse than toilet paper and will just be easilly ripped off" thing is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of dumbass things he has claimed, with my personal favourite being his autistic obsession with weeb ass shaolin shovels as "THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLING WEAPON" and insistence that "assault rifles are worse useless because the original M16 in the 60s wasnt very good".
 
From what I recall from reading The Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks's knowledge about actual combat conditions and equipment is about as extensive as Druckmann's knowledge of sex that doesnt involve watching a well endowed black gentleman crunching his wife.

Seriously, the whole "plate armour is worse than toilet paper and will just be easilly ripped off" thing is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of dumbass things he has claimed, with my personal favourite being his autistic obsession with weeb ass shaolin shovels as "THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLING WEAPON" and insistence that "assault rifles are worse useless because the original M16 in the 60s wasnt very good".
He is an idiot about how actual weapons work, but if I remember right his series is about zombies that can only be killed by destroying the brain. The Last of Us Zombies can be strangled to death. Wearing high grade armor and slugging it out is more viable with them compared to Brooks interpretation.
 
I just noticed that the final 'boss' (lol), takes place in a museum where theres still full sets of plate armor on display. Are you telling me that nobody in the past however long the apocalypse has been has ever had the idea to take one of those steel armor sets and go medieval on some zombie asses?

If there isn't some part in the game where you have to fight a guy wearing plate mail and a claymore sword I'm gonna be pissed. Even Condemned 2 got that right, and the guys wearing the armor in that game were cranky, greasy hobos.
If they let you wear one of those giant clunky suits of plate armor while you are playing as Abbie, all is forgiven. If you're going to inexplicably plop a 250lb ubermenschette into an otherwise grounded setting, the least you could do is let the players have fun with being He-Man with a tiny head.
 
For fucks sake why does he take eleven minutes to talk about the subject, I mean he doesn't even have adds so it's not like he gets revenue from longer videos.
Cause he is a faggot. This is how retards on youtube act. They take a simple statement and forget it halfway through then go back to it later on. I've seen shit like this before with people explaining glitches or why they got banned. Just get to the fucking point. "Naughty dog was expecting far too much while holding too high of a standard from their workers, so someone leaked everything they had. Now people are upset at the turn the story has taken and sony is going into damage control over it and over extending their reach." Done.
 
He is an idiot about how actual weapons work, but if I remember right his series is about zombies that can only be killed by destroying the brain. The Last of Us Zombies can be strangled to death. Wearing high grade armor and slugging it out is more viable with them compared to Brooks interpretation.
In either case, if grabbed or jumped by a zombie its always gonna be infinitely better to have full body armor than just having shitty hot topic handmedowns. Even if you cant strangle a classic zombie, you still have any number of ways of safely taking it down while it bites uselessly at you rather than desperately trying to stay away from its teeth. Hell if you have mad troon strength you could just punch it in the face with an armoured gauntlet enough times to kill it
 
Cause he is a faggot. This is how exceptional individuals on youtube act. They take a simple statement and forget it halfway through then go back to it later on. I've seen shit like this before with people explaining glitches or why they got banned. Just get to the fucking point. "Naughty dog was expecting far too much while holding too high of a standard from their workers, so someone leaked everything they had. Now people are upset at the turn the story has taken and sony is going into damage control over it and over extending their reach." Done.
I don't know how anyone can watch or listen to Jim. I think my senses are forgiving, but he talks like an annoying secretary giving every last detail of her personal life no one cares about because she's uncomfortable in silence. Seems somehow incapable of feeling comfortable with how they say anything, so they constantly retread and repeat. I suspect he's got quite a bit of estrogen in his system from everything else. Talk to people that transition and they mention how different they communicated afterward, Women-Men results in more perfunctory, fact-based transmission. I just can't stand looking at that body type, it gives me the same feeling as those russian heroin junkies peeling their skin off. Barf. 🤮🤮🤮/5
I can't wait for americans to realize not every accent indicates status, wealth, success, or intelligence. If anything it's a telltale sign of someone lacking individualism as a personal value.
 
From what I recall from reading The Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks's knowledge about actual combat conditions and equipment is about as extensive as Druckmann's knowledge of sex that doesnt involve watching a well endowed black gentleman crunching his wife.

Seriously, the whole "plate armour is worse than toilet paper and will just be easilly ripped off" thing is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of dumbass things he has claimed, with my personal favourite being his autistic obsession with weeb ass shaolin shovels as "THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLING WEAPON" and insistence that "assault rifles are worse useless because the original M16 in the 60s wasnt very good".

I really want a deep dive on how bad this book is.
 
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