The LGTBTQRSTUVWXYZ Adds a Number to Their Alphabet

So what if LGBTQQIAP2 is a mouthful? Just learn it already

Lol no.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

"Hey, I'm Daniellx McDangerhair, and I identify as an LGBTQQIAAPFFHHTBRTBHTBHTBJBSPLRTCHHH"
"Oh wow, so progressive! I had no idea there were so many identities beyond asexual."
"What are you talking about? I just shat my pants mid sentence."

 

[Splendid]

I travelled to 3017 and found the future LGBT acronym

 

[Mason Verger]

What cracks me up is that these shitheads won't be able to keep up with there own rules. Let them stifle themselves in their own fictional bureaucracy.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

there's gotta be at least one sjw type who thinks even this is fucking ridiculous

 

[Ineedahero]

Whoever wrote this, shut the fuck up. Your snide remarks are not funny. It's supposed to be an acronym, and not a fucking name.

I wonder if whatever wrote this can name all the countries of Africa from memory? They can remember a bunch of white countries, are they racist?

That was made up by a bunch of people who were so dumb that they killed all the horses on their continent to explain why twinks existed.

Fun fact, if they had 5 sons and no daughters they would turn their youngest son into a tranny and give him to a man.

Say what?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What the fuck is "two spirit"? Are they now adding "transnigger" to their long list of acronyms of who-gives-a-shit?

It's something they appropriated from Native American culture.

 

[repentance]

Why not just LGBT+? It worked out so well for atheism.

They already had QILTBAG, which is easy enough to remember but apparently not special enough.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Feminine
Asexual
Gay
Genderless
Omnisexual
Trans
Sonichu

 

[frozenrunner]

All this hot acronym talk is making me nostalgic for when it was GRID instead of AIDS. Saying sometime has GRIDs is so much funnier.

 

[RockVolnutt]

They'll add an infinity symbol next month to cover that.

Hopefully they'll add an "and beyond" instead of a plus to the 2∞ at the end.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Two-spirit is literal cultural appropriation.

 

[bearycool]

Just call it LGBTQ, Jesus fucking christ, this is autistic. I'm too gay for this.

 

[Positron]

Just use and be done with it.

 

[bearycool]

https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154748914456863

for anyone curious about the reaction of this, go to the comment section fam; it's great.

 

[Iamthatis]

So what if LGBTQQIAP2 is a mouthful? Just learn it already

Lol no.

I mean using 2 to represent two spirit is appropriation of indigenous cultures. That's super problematic. Pink news needs to check it's privilege. I bet it's run by white gays. You know the bad ones.

 

[Splendid]

2 is an arabic numeral, so using it to represent white Westerners is an appropriation of Arabic culture. Use the Roman numeral "II" shitlords!

 

[_blank_]

At this point, two things are going to happen.

1) I will be able to literally spell out any "this is what and how we fuck" group by blindly grabbing Scrabble pieces out of a bag;
2) These ridiculous acronyms - which, btw are supposed to be used to simplify long names you dang knuckleheads - are going to become so inclusive that eventually EVERYONE is going to be included except for straight people, and these idiots are going to be pissed off that the straight people don't include them in anything... AGAIN.

 

[captn_kettle]

Lol one of these days a journalist is going to fall asleep at the keyboard, headbutt the keyboard, wake up and make a news story around what they've typed with their forehead.

 

[The Nothingness]

I just use the acronym ABH (Anything But Heterosexual).

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I just use the acronym ABH (Anything But Heterosexual).

I just use SAD (sanctimonious asshole degenerates).