The Lion Guard - A Redpill Event in Progress

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After the Chicago Trump rally was cancelled due to the whole thing being a publicity stunt to get college leftists to scuffle with alt-righters fears of leftist terrorism, many Americans fear we'll be in for the '68 treatment if we continue at this pace.

In response a group of childless single men who masturbate to anime enlightened patriots decided the only appropriate course of action was to crowdsourcing their own Revolutionary Guard to protect the Dear Leader of their movement. Since one of the earliest stories about the group came from RT, I immediately disregarded it, and the subsequent sites which covered the group were all even less trustworthy than RT and reported that the group disbanded hours after forming.

Fortunately, for those of us who've long since given up hope and are now interested solely in how disastrous the 2016 election will get yearned for a worthy cause to rally behind, the group lives again, and are already planning to appear at The Orange One's Arizona rally to guard against radical leftists. It remains to be seen what'll take place, but I feel it's my duty to ensure these men continue to prosper.

Ladies and gentlemen, trannies and autists, I present to you The Lion Guard:

http://lionsoftrump.net/
https://mobile.twitter.com/lionsoftrump
 
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