The Litter Box - ILJ Off-Topic - Official poop length measurement station

[Near]

Happy birthday, Bella.
Don't feel bad. Ralph and Dick still want to fuck you.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Let's get the birthday tunes going

 

[Skelebones9897]

Treat yourself to some aderral birthday girl

 

[Maamtis]

Happy birthday Bellend. I made you a cake but then I boiled and eated it.

 

[S.C Malthus]

To commemorate the occasion I have created an artistic masterpiece. Portabella enjoying delicious cake before getting distracted by her natural prey.

I feel it captures her fungal demeanor and healthy glow.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's get the birthday tunes going

This is probably the appropriate Infected Mushroom song.

 

[Rewax IV]

Happy birthday Bella.
I hope you kill yourself.

 

[Creepuscular]

These threads getting merged is like fucking Groundhog Day in hell.

 

[The First Fag]

As I have been sitting here thinking, I couldn't help but notice many alarming parallels between Bella and Ethan Ralph, beyond the obvious "both of them are retarded" and "both tried to use Chris-Chan for their own ends". And since it's my first thread here on the Farms, I figured I'd do my best to make a convincing argument.

1. Both of them are almost Nurglite in terms of hygiene, with Bella having a storied history with toe fungus and Ralph rarely showering and just letting himself go.
2. Both of them possess a lack of empathy for animals, with Ralph allegedly killing a classmates dog and Bella boiling hamsters.
3. Both of them are attracted to people substantially younger than them, with Bella allegedly possessing a CP collection and Ralph preferring his girls to be fresh out of high school because he's too much of a bitch to "break the law for love", as Ronnie once put it (not helped by Ralph being engaged to Pedopantsu, an admitted lolicon supporter).
4. Related to point 3, both of them have a history with CP, again with Bella allegedly owning a collection of it and Ralph literally editing CP LIVE ON STREAM FOR OUR VIEWING DISPLEASURE.
5. Both of them have a history of illicit and illegal activity, with Bella allegedly forging vaccination cards and Ralph being a felon with a rap sheet as long as a guest list.
6. Both of them possess a sociopathic disregard for other people, with Bella allegedly convincing a man to kill himself and Ralph laughing at Randbot and Sargon's dead children.
7. Both are prone to turning on people close to them for their own gain, with Bella trying to throw anyone and everyone associated with her under the bus to save her own ass and Ralph lashing out at anyone who displease him (Rekieta, Rand, Josh, Jim, his own fucking financial backers, etc).
8. Both of them are habitual liars who can't keep a story straight to save their own skins.
9. Both of them are willing to do even the most heinous shit imaginable to benefit themselves, like Bella selling forged documents and Ralph giving his paypigs' doxes to Corey motherfucking Barnhill.
10. Both of them fall what into what I call "the fed archetype", a stereotype of federal agents consisting of the traits listed above amongst many others.

In the inevitable case that Ralph breaks up with Pedopantsu, he should just try to hook up with her. It's apparent he thirsts after her if his streams defending her is any indication. After all, she isn't that much older than Fai Fai and has hygiene on the level of Fai Fai.

Feel free to add your own parallels.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Psychos are all the same.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

- both are retarded
- both like pedos
- both are retarded
- both like pedos
- bother are retarded

 

[DerKryptid]

Both of them are retarded and evil

Done

/thread

 

[Wormy]

Caught in another YT talking head that Isabella is supposedly incontinent on top of all of this. Anyone confirm or debunk?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Caught in another YT talking head that Isabella is supposedly incontinent on top of all of this. Anyone confirm or debunk?

44. Has shat her pants in recent history, multiple times, and was probing others for whether they do the same. [1] [2] [3]

 

[anionfarflung]

Christ almighty. This is probably a bit of a powerlevel, but I can't resist. I just got this message from a new cousin contact on 23andMe. I've done genealogy enough to know about spelling variations. Please tell me that this is just coincidence.

Edit: don't drunk post on Kiwi Farms.

Hi [redacted], Thanks for connecting. looks like we have a few relatives in common. I see that we are also a DNA connection on AncMy mothers Jahnke/Heinz line and your [redacted] line.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is a post from the CWC board I found interesting:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-mu...te-to-chris-for-his-crimes.96875/post-9809204

from @Duncan Hills Coffee on the topic of CWC asking Null to kill someone, likely Sockness

But it indirectly shines some light on the ILJ/Espeon/Orbiter situation.

Specifically this quote:

I think he has people in real life who are fucking with him again. Cause the thing is, and the reason why Chris can't be helped right now is that Chris has this mindset where the only people he's willing to talk to and allow to interact with him are people who further this perpetual daydream that he's in. Um, if you're not willing to play a part in the daydream than you're not... than you upset him and he will turn from you. He'll ice you out, completely... but because of this the people who are most willing to play up to the daydream, to the fantasies, are people who are deeply mentally unwell. Who have no problem spending 6 hours a day roll playing with Chris about these fantasies and encouraging him and shaping the direction that they go.

 

[Drkinferno72]

Boiled a hamster alive? Isn’t that one of the early signs for a serial killer

 

[Wormy]

Boiled a hamster alive? Isn’t that one of the early signs for a serial killer

Yea, abusing animals is one of those bright red complete with oompah band flags for being a psychopath of that stripe.

So is bedwetting and pants shitting too.

 

[Crusader King 1]

Yea, abusing animals is one of those bright red complete with oompah band flags for being a psychopath of that stripe.

So is bedwetting and pants shitting too.

One could argue that the brightest red flag was that she went on reddit to describe what it's like to be psychopath....

 

[DiscoRodeo]

This is a post from the CWC board I found interesting:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-mu...te-to-chris-for-his-crimes.96875/post-9809204

from @Duncan Hills Coffee on the topic of CWC asking Null to kill someone, likely Sockness

But it indirectly shines some light on the ILJ/Espeon/Orbiter situation.

Specifically this quote:

Im fully in agreement with that quote, and something I would add to it is, whenever I see youtubers commenting on CwC and saying "its all the trolls fault, they pushed him to this by mentally fucking with him for years", or the even worse "kiwifarms tormented this poor woman for years, and they want moral sympathy now" it just further irks me.

There's no differentiation between some better or more neutral trolls, and some of the worse ones. Let alone, a lot of the earlier trolls did attempt to improve CwC's life in a tough love sort of way, did hold a mirror to the guy, and were about as malicious as a guy crank calling a pizza joint in the 90s. What the trolls and early christorians did do was birth lolcow culture and bring CwC to fame, but I do not think that they're the ones who affected his mental state in the worst way.

It's the current attention he gets, the weens constantly trying to contact him and do all but suck his dick, the people who affirm his wildest fantasies, the people on twitter constantly giving him OG internet appraise, and essentially what null points out. Its the issue that he is mentally ill and is able to find people in abundance who will entertain his delusions, will yes-man him, and don't challenge him to change his life. When I used to see people interviewing him for podcasts, entertaining his delusions about the dimensional merge, the "oh yes, I can see you making out with rosechu, youre quite cute", something just went badly wrong with the dude and humoring his delusions was the worst thing the internet possibly did.

But it indirectly shines some light on the ILJ/Espeon/Orbiter situation.

As you say, its the orbiters, the weens, and the twitter stans who I think fed the guys delusions the most. Then you get into weens like ILJ, who both feed and want to take advantage of the situation to their own benefit as well in a more direct way.