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Chuck Fitch
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It's like an audiobook, but with feces, trucker rape, and a protruding maxilla!Can't wait for the first episode to come out! Why read a horror novel before bed when you can just listen to Lolcow Tales?
It's like an audiobook, but with feces, trucker rape, and a protruding maxilla!
Morgan Freeman. No one else will do.We're still negotiating to have Betty White be the audiobook narrator...
We're gonna need a pretty decent size cast of actors to portray the lolcows and their families/friends.Morgan Freeman. No one else will do.
Morgan Freeman. No one else will do.
We're still figuring out the best way to host them. Tindeck, I've found, isn't the best for hosting a regular podcast with a news feed. The idea of hosting it ourselves and registering a domain is an option, as well, that'll come later. I want to see how popular it can get before I drop money on it all.![]()
The time has come, Kiwis. Okay, yes, the time for Nick Bate to finally get fucking jailed is way more important, I'll be honest. BUT there's something else... something maybe 10% (15% if we promise enough *cough* sexual favours) of you will care about... @Frank Rizzo and I are starting a bi-monthly podcast about not just major lolcows, but the minor ones as well. Think of it as... well, a podcast starting off with two sexy voices who want to delve deep into the histories of the trainwrecks we (sadly) know and (really) love.
In the wake of Sick "Child-touchin'" Nick's arrest, he's going to be out of the running, and we both are fucking glad. That mug is cancer itself and he deserves to be locked away for everything he did to Amber.
However, we're asking you to vote for the lolcows you love to hate the most and want us to dig deeper into their histories than you ever thought possible. Shit, at the very least you'll get to hear a Staten Islander and a Milwaukeean ramble for 90 minutes and make fools of themselves.
So, what say ye? Vote, motherfuckers. Give us our first lolcow and a reason to live.
(Stands without reason that the Big CWC him(her)self isn't in the running. Sorry, weens.)
If there's someone we missed and you want, just vote for "Other" and post who you think would be a good addition.
Edit: I should have mentioned, but we're still getting a lot of it all together, so it'll be a few weeks before we can have an episode up.
Okay, I'm going to try and keep this post updated with guests/ideas/timeframes so that people don't have to dig this thread to find the news.
Additional lolcows:
Guesters:
- ADF
- Woggle
- Vade/Tumblr
- Maybe Nick Bate
- moleman9000
- 72 hours of us trying to figure out just what the hell Oren is saying.
- umad
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