The Lolcast - your first (and only, if you know what's good for you) stop for lolcow mocking.

[ON 190]

So you guys are going to be another F Plus? Interesting. Looking forward to it.

Eh, not entirely, I want to keep it strictly lolcows and only have 3 people at the most doing it. But we'll see how it turns out.

Oddly, I guested on F Plus once. It all comes full-circle.

 

[Jaimas]

The time has come, Kiwis. Okay, yes, the time for Nick Bate to finally get fucking jailed is way more important, I'll be honest. BUT there's something else... something maybe 10% (15% if we promise enough *cough* sexual favours) of you will care about... @Frank Rizzo and I are starting a bi-monthly podcast about not just major lolcows, but the minor ones as well. Think of it as... well, a podcast starting off with two sexy voices who want to delve deep into the histories of the trainwrecks we (sadly) know and (really) love.

In the wake of Sick "Child-touchin'" Nick's arrest, he's going to be out of the running, and we both are fucking glad. That mug is cancer itself and he deserves to be locked away for everything he did to Amber.

However, we're asking you to vote for the lolcows you love to hate the most and want us to dig deeper into their histories than you ever thought possible. Shit, at the very least you'll get to hear a Staten Islander and a Milwaukeean ramble for 90 minutes and make fools of themselves.

So, what say ye? Vote, motherfuckers. Give us our first lolcow and a reason to live.

(Stands without reason that the Big CWC him(her)self isn't in the running. Sorry, weens.)

If there's someone we missed and you want, just vote for "Other" and post who you think would be a good addition.

Edit: I should have mentioned, but we're still getting a lot of it all together, so it'll be a few weeks before we can have an episode up.

Okay, I'm going to try and keep this post updated with guests/ideas/timeframes so that people don't have to dig this thread to find the news.

Additional lolcows:

• ADF
• Woggle
• Vade/Tumblr
• Maybe Nick Bate
• moleman9000
• 72 hours of us trying to figure out just what the hell Oren is saying.
• umad

Eventual Guesters:
@TheIceCreamMan, @SATC Vortex, @Meowthkip, @Ziltoid, @Wolfenmaus, @Adamska, @Hunger Mythos, @TM Ambrose

I'm glad the Vade article got its due. If there's any questions or comments you'd like me to add or anything you require from me for its integration into your show, please let me know.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

ADF and MBF are my two favorites at the moment. I'd love to see a lolcast on them.

 

[LordDarkrai]

I thought of an idea for a future topic. Maybe talk about Anthony LoGatto and A-Logging as a whole for a episode? Could be a interesting episode, plus it might help newcomers get familiar with the term.

 

[Rammspieler]

If you do anything on Holden (Or love-shy.com) I'm sure that you have willing guests in Yours Truly, @WanderingVagabond , @whitewolf0079 and whomever else ended up here.

 

[ON 190]

I don't want to be a debbie downer with the guesting, but @WanderingVagabond brought up a good point. I don't know if you guys are familiar with The F Plus, but if you are you know that they tend to have at least 5 guests on... what @Frank Rizzo and I want to do is the two of us and then only one guest at a time, since otherwise it'll become a clusterfuck. We're still figuring out how to best do it.

If you guys figured that already, then feel free to tell me I'm a dumbfuck.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Nookie Bear. Maybe you could use him as an example of the broader topic of SJW.

 

[benzodiazepine]

Have @CatParty do a guest appearance.

Edit: Are you doing it over skype or are you using mumble?

 

[Cosmos]

This is such a great idea! I can't wait until the first episode! I voted for Pixyteri but I'm excited to hear about anyone else, too.

 

[ON 190]

Have @CatParty do a guest appearance.

Edit: Are you doing it over skype or are you using mumble?

Going to use Skype until we find a better option.

 

[Fareal]

@flossman I get the feeling that if there were a panel of girls only for Holden, he might give in to an interview. He certainly glomped on to @Fareal , that's for sure. She's depicted as a pretty little unicorn... Something Holden recently referred to girls as. (Post #13857)

excuse me i am a unicorn

respect my transspeciesist reality

pronouns: glitter/glitters/glitterself

 

[Dr. Mario]

So... When the first episode is coming out?

 

[JU 199]

@flossman could I be a guest for sluthate.com (when it becomes a topic)? I would love to talk about that vortex of salt with you and @Frank Rizzo

 

[ON 190]

So... When the first episode is coming out?

Probably a couple weeks. @Frank Rizzo and I are still working on the structure of it, testing our recording gear, and we're going to pay attention to the poll before we do the first lolcow. We'll have a teaser up in a couple of days, however.

Have you ever thought about hosting this podcast on BlogTalkRadio?

This is actually a great idea. I'm playing around with it right now. The goal isn't having this live, but nothing says we can't do occasional live "bonus" episodes.

@flossman could I be a guest for sluthate.com (when it becomes a topic)? I would love to talk about that vortex of salt with you and @Frank Rizzo

Possibly. I didn't know so many people were going to want to guest, and Frank and I want to keep it to 3 people max recording on an episode. Guest scheduling is another thing we're going to have to figure out.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Probably a couple weeks. @Frank Rizzo and I are still working on the structure of it, testing our recording gear, and we're going to pay attention to the poll before we do the first lolcow. We'll have a teaser up in a couple of days, however.

Neat, I like @Frank Rizzo's voice and I'm pretty sure it will be a success.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

I voted for lesser Lolcows. I wanna see some obscure, yet terrifying, shit.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I voted TJChurch because apart from really stupid arguments about whether or not he was smart I don't quite understand what the big deal is.

I think thats what I'm most excited about. Someone being able to put into words some of the stuff about these lolcows so you dont have to dig through a 130 page thread.

 

[benzodiazepine]

I've got a top tier webcam with a really good stereo mic, if you ever need another person I'm available.

 

[Meowthkip]

I voted TJChurch because apart from really stupid arguments about whether or not he was smart I don't quite understand what the big deal is.

I think thats what I'm most excited about. Someone being able to put into words some of the stuff about these lolcows so you dont have to dig through a 130 page thread.

I'm looking forward to the Pixyteri and Wogglebug podcasts for that very reason.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I've only read the first couple of pages of TJ's thread. His walls of text and odd wording messes with my head... It makes me wonder if he talks that way in person. (Anyone have links, if there are any?)

Edit:
@Meowthkip Both Pixi and Woggle are interesting reads! Out of the threads I'm reading, Pixi seems the most likely to be "rehabbed" of lolcow-ism if she had good friends and meds. -- And stopped posting embarrassing fetish pics...

Woggle is in a hate-filled world of her own. A twisted cow obsessed with a talking cockroach from Oz. It's so sexually deviant and weird, and she doesn't even realize it.