The lonely clown

[The Joker]

"The Lonely Clown Who Crapped Himself".

"The Day The Clown Crapped".

"Kaka the Clown"

For the older kids, the heart warming story of "Kaka vs Pennywise the Clown"

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"The Lonely Clown Who Crapped Himself".

"The Day The Clown Crapped".

"Kaka the Clown"

For the older kids, the heart warming story of "Kaka vs Pennywise the Clown"

"Everything poops down here!"

 

[Lady Houligan]

"Everything poops down here!"

Brings new meaning to "How we all float!"

 

[Marvin]

This is why I still pity Chris and keep holding on to the hope that somehow, someway he realizes how shittily he's been living his life, musters up whatever shred of dignity he thinks he still has left, and goes off to join a group home for autistic adults. That is seriously the only way he could ever break out of his isolation and maybe regain the social skills he lost when high school ended. He'd be accepted for he is and be with his own kind. But nope, he's just gonna sit around all day whining and bawwing and considering any attractive female who so much as glances at him to be his sweetheart.

Nah, they're all windows to hell, remember? He'd never associate with them. That's why I honestly can't feel bad for him at all. His laundry list of hateful, divisive beliefs are a big part of the reason he's so isolated. He could've found other autistic folks that would understand the struggles he has with socializing, but no, he's an ablist douchebag that hates every cognitively impaired person that isn't him. His tomgirl bullshit could maybe get him in good with groups based on alternative sexualities, but no, he's a sexist, homophobic creep. He could always find a few guys to hang out with, but no, all males are JERKS or HOMOS that need to stop existing. Some people might think Watermelon's an exception to that, but the barbs Chris had directed at him over the past few months contradict that, I think. You ONLY make it into Chris' circle if you're a 20-something white girl, he's roped himself off from every other demographic. I can't feel bad for someone like that.

Chris will bitch and moan at absolutely anyone, if he has the right motivations. Waterhead isn't one of Chris' friends, but that's an unrelated topic to Chris being bitchy to him.

Chris has, and is willing, to accept male friends or women of different colors, or all sorts of different groups. Chris is just selfish and bitchy, so it seems like he's excluding them. But from Chris' perspective, he's right and they're wrong and they need to learn that. That's what Chris is feeling when he's being obnoxious.

 

[The Joker]

Chris has, and is willing, to accept male friends or women of different colors, or all sorts of different groups. Chris is just selfish and bitchy, so it seems like he's excluding them. But from Chris' perspective, he's right and they're wrong and they need to learn that. That's what Chris is feeling when he's being obnoxious.

So Chris thinks that he will be a great mentor to JERKS everywhere by teaching them how to be like him and making them wear pussy repellent... I mean, muscle bras.

Quick question though, if Chris met a person with autism that functioned better than he does would he even be able to tell if that person had the 'tism? Or would he dismiss him off as some antisocial JERK? :?

 

[Marvin]

Chris has, and is willing, to accept male friends or women of different colors, or all sorts of different groups. Chris is just selfish and bitchy, so it seems like he's excluding them. But from Chris' perspective, he's right and they're wrong and they need to learn that. That's what Chris is feeling when he's being obnoxious.

So Chris thinks that he will be a great mentor to JERKS everywhere by teaching them how to be like him and making them wear pussy repellent... I mean, muscle bras.

Quick question though, if Chris met a person with autism that functioned better than he does would he even be able to tell if that person had the 'tism? Or would he dismiss him off as some antisocial JERK? :?

I doubt he'd be able to notice the 'tism if someone didn't tell him. Hell, he might not realize that they're not doing well socially unless they're noticeably getting picked on or something like that.

 

[Varis]

For the older kids, the heart warming story of "Kaka vs Pennywise the Clown"

I did not need that mental image!

 

[Zim]

I don't think he's ever had any real friends. Other then a few of his birthday parties, Megan, and some trolling instances you'd be hard pressed to find a photo of him with anyone who looks to be a friend or even close to his age for that matter.

It's sort of sad too because no one should have no friends. Even most of the people who say they have no friends actually have at least on or two so what does that say about Chris?

 

[Christ-Chan]

I don't think he's ever had any real friends. Other then a few of his birthday parties, Megan, and some trolling instances you'd be hard pressed to find a photo of him with anyone who looks to be a friend or even close to his age for that matter.

It's sort of sad too because no one should have no friends. Even most of the people who say they have no friends actually have at least on or two so what does that say about Chris?

He's got, Anna, sort of. Waterhead and Chris aren't friends but Waterhead sure wishes they were.
I find it odd that not a single photo has surfaced of his college gal-pals though, and that he never mentioned them again considering to how he clings to the idea of his high school gal-pals. We can agree they were never true friends in the first place but Chris doesn't know that.

 

[Marvin]

Well, Chris did have Megan as a friend, until he ruined it.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Well, Chris did have Megan as a friend, until he ruined it.

And The Wallflower. And Kim. And Magic Potion Man. Also the rest of the crew who took him on his big night out, whoever they may be. And that Joshua guy, but that's really stretching it.

 

[Holdek]

and the whole world s with you. and you alone.

 

[Marvin]

Well, Chris did have Megan as a friend, until he ruined it.

And The Wallflower. And Kim. And Magic Potion Man. Also the rest of the crew who took him on his big night out, whoever they may be. And that Joshua guy, but that's really stretching it.

The wallflower wasn't a strong friend. I don't know, I'd be kind of iffy about her. I don't remember much about Kim, so I don't know. We don't know know anything about the magic potion man, so, I also don't know about him. We don't know the details about his big night out, either.

I think Joshua Martinez was Chris' friend for awhile. Not really a good friend, mind you, but still a friend. Their relationship was a lot better earlier on. By the time the game place and the trolls got big, their relationship started getting very uneven. He essentially became a troll.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The wallflower wasn't a strong friend. I don't know, I'd be kind of iffy about her. I don't remember much about Kim, so I don't know. We don't know know anything about the magic potion man, so, I also don't know about him. We don't know the details about his big night out, either.

I think Joshua Martinez was Chris' friend for awhile. Not really a good friend, mind you, but still a friend. Their relationship was a lot better earlier on. By the time the game place and the trolls got big, their relationship started getting very uneven. He essentially became a troll.

I do think, though, that looking at all those relationships, there's got to have been at least one actual friendship buried down there. He probably drove that person away, sure, but he hasn't been entirely friend-less his whole life I think.

 

[Marvin]

The wallflower wasn't a strong friend. I don't know, I'd be kind of iffy about her. I don't remember much about Kim, so I don't know. We don't know know anything about the magic potion man, so, I also don't know about him. We don't know the details about his big night out, either.

I think Joshua Martinez was Chris' friend for awhile. Not really a good friend, mind you, but still a friend. Their relationship was a lot better earlier on. By the time the game place and the trolls got big, their relationship started getting very uneven. He essentially became a troll.

I do think, though, that looking at all those relationships, there's got to have been at least one actual friendship buried down there. He probably drove that person away, sure, but he hasn't been entirely friend-less his whole life I think.

Well, no, like I said, Megan was an actual friend. And some of the people you mentioned might've been friends, we just don't know. And I said that Joshua Martinez was a friend.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Well, no, like I said, Megan was an actual friend. And some of the people you mentioned might've been friends, we just don't know. And I said that Joshua Martinez was a friend.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to sound like I was trying to argue with you. We're clearly in agreement on this point.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

Pierrot is ever searching for Columbine.

 

[The Joker]

Well, Chris did have Megan as a friend, until he ruined it.

And The Wallflower. And Kim. And Magic Potion Man. Also the rest of the crew who took him on his big night out, whoever they may be. And that Joshua guy, but that's really stretching it.

The wallflower in her e-mails makes it seem like she hung out with Chris because he latched himself onto her at a YOUNG ADULT social group, when he was in his late twenties, because she let sorry for him. His obsession with her became creepy when he decided that she would make his virginity so that he would not have to pay 100$ for a hooker.

 

[captkrisma]

In some cultures, it's good business to make friends with the people behind the counter. Hell, I've gotten free gemstones from shopkeepers in Afghanistan because I'm nice to them. Chris on the otherhand, wants to take it to the NEXT LEVEL.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The wallflower in her e-mails makes it seem like she hung out with Chris because he latched himself onto her at a YOUNG ADULT social group, when he was in his late twenties, because she let sorry for him. His obsession with her became creepy when he decided that she would make his virginity so that he would not have to pay 100$ for a hooker.

Actually...

-*$100 Pocketed for the plans on the hooker/prostitute to give me my first intercourse on my birthday, as previously mentioned.* (This may or may not happen, depending on how the woman I am dating, talking and hanging out with feels about possible intercourse before or on my birthday. If I can swing it, it would make me feel a lot better.)
-About $40 on the date I had with her Wednesday the 3rd; It could not have gone better. We both had a good time, and I held her hand for over a minute.

And that was before the fallout.
It's pretty telling how he imagines himself dating her but still somehow feels he needs to get a prostitute for his birthday because she isn't quick enough to jump into bed with him.