The Magfest Story - A Chris-C­han Mystery!

[Anchuent Christory]

Dana gave me an extra incentive for going, her female cousin was visiting; some hey-hey fun was a possibility. But, I was unable to afford a hotel or motel room, even with the M.F. discount. I was pretty much going for broke there.

God forbid you actually save up some of your tugboat to afford the hotel instead of pissing it away every month Chris.

And he's never even met, seen or spoken to this cousin and he thinks all he has to do is turn up and she'll fuck him? That's impressive, even by Chris' standards.

 

[NegaCWC]

Leaving aside the trauma-drama for a moment, all this folderal brings up an interesting question - is this Dana person a true and honest gal-pal with a cousin who wanted to give Chris his virgin breaker? Or yet another troll trying to get Our Pet Manbaby stuck at yet another toll booth? What's the consensus here?

Keep in mind that: A) Some of the names of the people mentioned in those emails have been changed in order to protect them. "Dana" might not actually be a Dana so any attempt to identify her with previous people from Chris's life sharing the same name (as one previous poster did) might be a wild goose chase. B) Kim is nowhere to be mentioned in the emails, leading me to suspect that she is Dana. C) Regardless of whom Dana is, she is definitely up to no good. Look at 5/5/2011 email. Dana convinced Chris that the Tomgirl pictures got to the CWCki from the people who hacked the PSN rather than from Jackie. I seriously doubt she's retarded enough to believe that, meaning that she wants Chris to continue his relationships with fake online sweethearts and might possibly have been in direct contact with "Jackie".

 

[introman]

I presume because the super secret troll cabal of doom(PVCC) have some members who go every year. They could help chris and bring him to some boyfriend-free girls.

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

My bet is this Dana person is a twoll.

I have to admit, Chris comparing himself as Cinderalla is hysterical. Might have also been a Fruedian slip admiting he wants someone to save his ass.

 

[The Dude]

My bet is this Dana person is a twoll.

I have to admit, Chris comparing himself as Cinderalla is hysterical. Might have also been a Fruedian slip admiting he wants someone to save his ass.

Chris as Cinderella...those glass slippers never stood a chance.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Dana gave me an extra incentive for going, her female cousin was visiting; some hey-hey fun was a possibility. But, I was unable to afford a hotel or motel room, even with the M.F. discount. I was pretty much going for broke there.

God forbid you actually save up some of your tugboat to afford the hotel instead of pissing it away every month Chris.

And he's never even met, seen or spoken to this cousin and he thinks all he has to do is turn up and she'll fuck him? That's impressive, even by Chris' standards.

It never ceases to amaze me at how little thought Chris puts in saving his money. He's shown that he understands concepts like paying bills and rent. He mentioned trying to save money a couple of times before, but then he always ended up pissing it off somewhere before he could reach his goal.

My bet is this Dana person is a twoll.

I have to admit, Chris comparing himself as Cinderalla is hysterical. Might have also been a Fruedian slip admiting he wants someone to save his ass.

Chris as Cinderella...those glass slippers never stood a chance.

I'm sure Chris enjoys the CInderella story just because of the fairy godmother. Who wouldn't want a benevolent spirit who magicks things into existence to make their lives better?

 

[Shadow Fox]

I'm sure Chris enjoys the CInderella story just because of the fairy godmother. Who wouldn't want a benevolent spirit who magicks things into existence to make their lives better?

I'm pretty sure that's what Chris actually believed GodJesus was.

I think there's an infinitesimally small chance of Barb actually following through on her threats of locking Chris out (would she actually let a locksmith into her filthy, hoarded lair to change the locks?), but since Chris is either too whipped or too stupid to realize this, he's going to keep on letting Mommy call the shots and keep him tethered to home.

And yeah, lol at Chris' inability to save money for anything. Socking away our pennies for special treats is something most of us learn when we're grade-schoolers getting allowances from our parents. Chris had everything he wanted handed to him so he never had to learn.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

A man can dream ...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So Chris made it out to MagFest a year or two later where Marvin saw him. At least that's the timeline I have. Did he have incentive again or did he just go because he wanted to? More importantly how did he convince Barb to let him go?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Hey-hey fun.
Hey-hey fun.
hey-hey fun. Hey hey my brain is stuck

 

[Trombonista]

So Chris made it out to MagFest a year or two later where Marvin saw him. At least that's the timeline I have. Did he have incentive again or did he just go because he wanted to? More importantly how did he convince Barb to let him go?

That was actually Madicon, which was in Harrisonburg. I guess that's closer to Ruckersville than where MAGfest was.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Hey-hey fun.
Hey-hey fun.
hey-hey fun. Hey hey my brain is stuck

Would you find it odd that CWC is using a Rat Pack reference here?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Hey-hey fun.
Hey-hey fun.
hey-hey fun. Hey hey my brain is stuck

Would you find it odd that CWC is using a Rat Pack reference here?

If he had used a Raja Ram reference I might have gotten it.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Dana gave me an extra incentive for going, her female cousin was visiting; some hey-hey fun was a possibility. But, I was unable to afford a hotel or motel room, even with the M.F. discount. I was pretty much going for broke there.

God forbid you actually save up some of your tugboat to afford the hotel instead of pissing it away every month Chris.

And he's never even met, seen or spoken to this cousin and he thinks all he has to do is turn up and she'll fuck him? That's impressive, even by Chris' standards.

It never ceases to amaze me at how little thought Chris puts in saving his money. He's shown that he understands concepts like paying bills and rent. He mentioned trying to save money a couple of times before, but then he always ended up pissing it off somewhere before he could reach his goal.

I suppose if money magically appeared in my bank account every month without me needing to lift a finger, I'd have zero concept of it's value. But surely even Chris can realise that saving up for something that he genuinely wants will be so much better than dropping his cash on shit that he's never going to even look at agian.

 

[Marvin]

So Chris made it out to MagFest a year or two later where Marvin saw him. At least that's the timeline I have. Did he have incentive again or did he just go because he wanted to? More importantly how did he convince Barb to let him go?

That was actually Madicon, which was in Harrisonburg. I guess that's closer to Ruckersville than where MAGfest was.

Oh yeah, it's like 45 minutes away. That's actually where Chris and Joshua Martinez went for speech therapy.

 

[xlk]

So Chris made it out to MagFest a year or two later where Marvin saw him. At least that's the timeline I have. Did he have incentive again or did he just go because he wanted to? More importantly how did he convince Barb to let him go?

Chris: Mommy, I was thinking about going to MagFest, it's only 45 minutes away.
Barb: No! I need ya here for stuff! Only 3 hours of energy a day!
Chris: But mom! You never let me have any fun!
Barb: This better not be about some girl over the internet! Ya'll know ya ain't allowed to have a girlfriend, you're too busy taking care of me!
Chris: Is not, I want to go make some friends! I already cleaned my , took the cats out, and clean the kitchen up!
Barb: Did you touch my stuff? What I tell you about touching my stuff?! Now get out of here! Go to that Mag-thingy if it means ya won't touch my stuff!
Chris: Thanks mommy
-Barb is halfway asleep at this point-
Barb: Bring me back a q-sand....3 hours of energy....zzzzz