The Mandela Effect... - ...or I remember it differently so the universe is wrong.

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Phil Ken Sebben

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Have you ever been in a situation where you remembered something, maybe it was an event, maybe it was a product name, maybe it was a person and then years later come across it again only to find your memory of it is wrong? Well don't worry it's not because your mind is imperfect and you didn't remember it correctly. No, you're right and you've just experienced "The Mandela Effect".

The name comes from a few years back when a "paranormal consultant" at DragonCon was in the green room with a bunch of other weirdos and some, not all mind you, distinctly remembered that Nelson Mandela had died in prison. This of course would come as a shock to a lot of people who remember him getting out of prison and actually becomming president of South Africa. But no, to these people, him dying had to be true because they "remembered" it so the universe must have changed.

They've gone through different ideas but the most compelling "theories" right now are either dimensional travel in that you either experienced it in an alternate dimension or you're somehow getting memories of it from there, or you were in some sort of holodeck device. The third possibility that they're completely wrong never crosses their mind but that's to be expected. It's a lot sexier to think that you've been somewhere else and experienced something that few others have instead of accepting that your mind is not the perfect recording device that we like to think it is.

There's a reason why eyewitness evidence counts for so much in a court of law and yet it's known to imperfect and prone to errors. Hell, a skilled interrogator can build false memories in you and you actually believe this to be true. Of course it doesn't work on everybody but rarely are these things 100%.

There's a website started by the person that coined the phrase here: http://mandelaeffect.com or just plug the term into Youtube and be bombarded by a bunch of videos blaming things like CERN for causing it.
 
I believed in it for like 20 minutes once, and then in my still retarded but considerably less autistic state, I figured that people probably put out conflicting info over the years and I didn't see the divide.


Now I just see that I'm an autist with a bad memory. This theory is for retards or middle schoolers like I was at the time.
 
You can look up an easily verifiable case of this. Just look back at any internet discussion regarding the original DVD release of Back to the Future. At the end of the movie, the words "To Be Continued" appear before the credits. This was not in the movie and was added to it for the VHS release. However, the internet is full of complete fucktards who insist that they saw those words IN THE THEATER when they first saw the movie. This, despite the fact that Universal and Zemeckis have both stated several times that there was no original intent to make a sequel and the ending was changed when they began entertaining the possibility.

Seriously, this is well-documented, and yet 2/3 of the internet insists their fuzzy memories (or even better, the memories of their third cousin's neighbor, who totally saw it back then) prove the actual filmmakers wrong.

Edit: Also, check out the "Bugs Bunny at Disneyland" experiment.
 
You can look up an easily verifiable case of this. Just look back at any internet discussion regarding the original DVD release of Back to the Future. At the end of the movie, the words "To Be Continued" appear before the credits. This was not in the movie and was added to it for the VHS release. However, the internet is full of complete fucktards who insist that they saw those words IN THE THEATER when they first saw the movie. This, despite the fact that Universal and Zemeckis have both stated several times that there was no original intent to make a sequel and the ending was changed when they began entertaining the possibility.
The worst part is that some of these people never actually saw it in the theaters in the first place and yet they're still acting like it's true.

When I was googling the term I came across something I remember from my childhood, namely the Jackson 5 cartoon. Back in the early 70's Rankin-Bass made a cartoon based on the Jackson 5, years later when Michael Jackson came back with "Thriller" they started showing it on TV again and it's been in syndication off and on since then. You can catch most of the episodes on youtube now. But some woman said that this was proof of the Mandela Effect because she said that had this been on TV back in the 70's she would have known about it.

Problem is, she gives herself away immediately in saying that growing up they only had three or four channels. Now her theory would work had that show been on one of those channels but who's to say that it was? There was no internet back then, you had to buy TV guide or something assuming of course they made it for your area.

But instead of thinking, "maybe I just never saw this" it's full blown, "this came from another reality stream and now those two streams have merged into this one".
 
"Berenstain" is not nearly as common as "...stein", that's why so many people either misspell it as "Berenstein", or remember it as such. I remember having trouble remembering that when I was a kid too.

I can't believe that got such prominent news coverage, that it's "proof that there's alternate dimensions" or some shit. It's totally not because it's such an uncommon spelling variant...
 
I noticed it wasn't the jew name because I used to do volunteer work at a preschool, and one day the teachers were discussing among themselves "wtf kinda name is Berenstain".
 
As a kid, I had the Berenstain Bears' Science Fair book, and this was my favorite page:
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As a kid, I had the Berenstain Bears' Science Fair book, and this was my favorite page:
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I had less than half of the Berenstain Bears books when I was a kid, but I don't remember this particular page! It's not because I didn't read this particular book.... it's because there's an alternate universe! Yeah! that's it!
or alternatively:
I remember the tree house being slightly different. Proof of an alternate universe!
 
I had less than half of the Berenstain Bears books when I was a kid, but I don't remember this particular page! It's not because I didn't read this particular book.... it's because there's an alternate universe! Yeah! that's it!
or alternatively:
I remember the tree house being slightly different. Proof of an alternate universe!
Imagine these clowns are actually right and the only difference between all the universes is just really inane shit like the spelling of some random pop cultural thing or other minor details.
 
Imagine these clowns are actually right and the only difference between all the universes is just really inane shit like the spelling of some random pop cultural thing or other minor details.
Well that's how multiverse theory works. For every parallel dimension where Hitler won, there's also one where you decided not to have coffee this morning. :lol:
 
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