Just seen the movie. Probably the funniest fail of the year. It's like a fan film made by a troon who took all the money in the world to encrypt some pro lgbtq tweets and use them as some kind of message to the world.
The "first layer" of the story is cringe and basically the writers sucking their female dick. Many elements below that layer have potential but fail
due to them being in this movie - if that makes sense. Some ideas would've served well for a science fiction movie that isn't Troontrix.
Keanu Reeves is tired, so is Carrie Anne Moss. Neil Patrick Harris was the most determined actor in this and I respect him for it. Same goes for
the Ooga Booga guy who plays the Morpheus Remix. Smith had potential but fell flat in the end.
Soundtrack is forgettable and the poor CGI as well as camera work can't shake off the feeling of watching some kind of triple A low budget movie.
Imagine 5-10 dudes in a room with drugs and a very expensive PC. That's what this is.
The movie does the same thing the new Ghostbusters movie does: actively showing and reminding the audience how good the first movie was.
But Ghostbusters had the decency to not shit on the characters and happenings of the first one. The Matrix does that without even knowing it
and I can already see Lana Wakowski setting up a 200 part tweet about how homophobia is the reason for the bad reception of this movie.
I'm surprised the troon didn't make Smith look like Donald Trump. Ah and Smith. Smith is now more fresh and more cringe.
And one final sentence of the movie is something along the lines of making the sky rainbow to remind people about endless
potential or possibilities. I think that's all you need to know.
But the rainbow isn't endless. It ends with red and violet. It's physically impossible for it to go beyond that, at least if you stick to wavelengths humans can see.
Just seen the movie. Probably the funniest fail of the year. It's like a fan film made by a troon who took all the money in the world to encrypt some pro lgbtq tweets and use them as some kind of message to the world.
The "first layer" of the story is cringe and basically the writers sucking their female dick. Many elements below that layer have potential but fail
due to them being in this movie - if that makes sense. Some ideas would've served well for a science fiction movie that isn't Troontrix.
Keanu Reeves is tired, so is Carrie Anne Moss. Neil Patrick Harris was the most determined actor in this and I respect him for it. Same goes for
the Ooga Booga guy who plays the Morpheus Remix. Smith had potential but fell flat in the end.
Soundtrack is forgettable and the poor CGI as well as camera work can't shake off the feeling of watching some kind of triple A low budget movie.
Imagine 5-10 dudes in a room with drugs and a very expensive PC. That's what this is.
The movie does the same thing the new Ghostbusters movie does: actively showing and reminding the audience how good the first movie was.
But Ghostbusters had the decency to not shit on the characters and happenings of the first one. The Matrix does that without even knowing it
and I can already see Lana Wakowski setting up a 200 part tweet about how homophobia is the reason for the bad reception of this movie.
I'm surprised the troon didn't make Smith look like Donald Trump. Ah and Smith. Smith is now more fresh and more cringe.
And one final sentence of the movie is something along the lines of making the sky rainbow to remind people about endless
potential or possibilities. I think that's all you need to know.
It's more of a "Neo and Trinity" are the one. It goes like this (full on story spoiler):
After Revolutions, part of the machine world joined the human resistance. The part that didn't resurrected Neo and Trinity. While doing that, for some reason, some
reason being plot, both of them create way more energy for the machines than the old ordinary matrix. But it only works if both of them are together - love I guess.
So these 2 are basically powering the new Matrix.
In this movie both have powers, Trinity developing hers towards the end of the movie and makes it look like basically gender swapping Neo. But it's not that extreme.
It's just both of them can fly at the end of the movie.
I could be wrong in the details. I didn't make any notes and I already try to forget about this piece of shit.
Basically, Neo became too powerful for the plot to contain, and the entire movie was hamstrung by the fact that it had to keep coming up with bullshit to justify it's own existence (hmmm, where have I heard that one before...) Take the fight with the 6 gorillion Agent Smith's for example: huge setpiece fight, tons of wire work and CGI, and it ends by Neo just... flying away, like he could have at the very beginning. The whole thing is a water of the audience's time.
Flying doesn't solve the problem either though, since Smith would just continue copying himself. The issue is that Neo wasn't killing the copies only to realize the futility of his situation. I mean, I loved that entire scene and its escalation, but the tone of it was different to the original where instead of his attacks being lethal and effective, it was more of a dance and less serious in nature. You can point to the other scenes in the movie and say that at least people were getting killed in them (e,g: The Merovingian fight)
Just seen the movie. Probably the funniest fail of the year. It's like a fan film made by a troon who took all the money in the world to encrypt some pro lgbtq tweets and use them as some kind of message to the world.
The "first layer" of the story is cringe and basically the writers sucking their female dick. Many elements below that layer have potential but fail
due to them being in this movie - if that makes sense. Some ideas would've served well for a science fiction movie that isn't Troontrix.
Keanu Reeves is tired, so is Carrie Anne Moss. Neil Patrick Harris was the most determined actor in this and I respect him for it. Same goes for
the Ooga Booga guy who plays the Morpheus Remix. Smith had potential but fell flat in the end.
Soundtrack is forgettable and the poor CGI as well as camera work can't shake off the feeling of watching some kind of triple A low budget movie.
Imagine 5-10 dudes in a room with drugs and a very expensive PC. That's what this is.
The movie does the same thing the new Ghostbusters movie does: actively showing and reminding the audience how good the first movie was.
But Ghostbusters had the decency to not shit on the characters and happenings of the first one. The Matrix does that without even knowing it
and I can already see Lana Wakowski setting up a 200 part tweet about how homophobia is the reason for the bad reception of this movie.
I'm surprised the troon didn't make Smith look like Donald Trump. Ah and Smith. Smith is now more fresh and more cringe.
And one final sentence of the movie is something along the lines of making the sky rainbow to remind people about endless
potential or possibilities. I think that's all you need to know.
It's more of a "Neo and Trinity" are the one. It goes like this (full on story spoiler):
After Revolutions, part of the machine world joined the human resistance. The part that didn't resurrected Neo and Trinity. While doing that, for some reason, some
reason being plot, both of them create way more energy for the machines than the old ordinary matrix. But it only works if both of them are together - love I guess.
So these 2 are basically powering the new Matrix.
In this movie both have powers, Trinity developing hers towards the end of the movie and makes it look like basically gender swapping Neo. But it's not that extreme.
It's just both of them can fly at the end of the movie.
I could be wrong in the details. I didn't make any notes and I already try to forget about this piece of shit.
Seems like Lana was going for a whole Yin-Yang theme with Neo and Trinity, with him being the Yang, and her being the Yin. After all, Eastern philosophy is just one of the many things that the franchise is inspired by.
Again, whether that was a good decision, at least in my eyes, remains to be seen.
If you've read literarily everything else I've said in this thread, then you'll already know that I'm not at all defending this film, this series, or even the creepy troon siblings who made it all. but...
Without having seen the new Matrix film (and I won't) I bet can give you something even stupider to read, under the guise of it being a phony recap of a new Matrix Film. Let's go!
That Colonel Sanders-looking fucker from the first trilogy, whose name escapes me at the moment, somehow revived both Neo and Trinity after the end of the last trilogy.
They've both been living in a new Matrix since whenever the last Matrix movie came out.
All of a sudden, a radical group of trannies from the "real world" break them both out of the simulation again. (Including this entirely different black man now playing Morpheus, who is still a man... But a drag queen in the real world.)
Very quickly, both Neo and Trinity find out that Trinity is actually a man in the "real world" outside of the matrix. (She's still played by Carrie Anne Moss for some reason, just with an even more dyke haircut) She*He* decides to rename himself "Troonity" and he is in fact the *real* ONE, not Neo.
It turns out, there are actually group of robots who only made it *look* like Neo was ever the one in the first place. Let's call them P.A.T.R.I.A.R.C.H.Y. (No, I don't know what that acronym stands for, and I sadly don't care.) And they're responsible for us all thinking that Neo was the protagonist of the first 3 films in the first place... Troonity was actually the hero all along, even though he is now supposedly a man as well.
This isn't a plothole, it is an intentional decision by the weirdo troon siblings.
This is a reference to how men are better at women sports than women are, and so men make better female athletes than women do.
TL;DR Trinity kind of sucked, that's why she died, until he became a man.
Wait.. I thought in the original it was body heat (and a form of fusion) that powered the Matrix? Which was a creepy explanation even if it isn't practical.
Wait.. I thought in the original it was body heat (and a form of fusion) that powered the Matrix? Which was a creepy explanation even if it isn't practical.
This isn't even the first time that the Wachowski Brothers err.. I mean Sisters.. err... I mean retarded troon siblings, recast a blacktor with a totally different blacktor.
At least the first time they did it, it was because the woman who played the Oracle in the first Matrix died in between films. But this time, Lawrence Fishburne is still alive.
They recast the black guy in Sense8 as well after there was conflict between the original actor and Larry Wachowski during filming for its second season.
They recast the black guy in Sense8 as well after there was conflict between the original actor and Larry Wachowski during filming for its second season.
I've never even heard of Sense8 before, but it looks like you're saying that this is actually *another* time that the creepy troon siblings randomly recast a blacktor with a different blacktor and pretended like nobody would notice the difference or care. (I looked it up, and yes. This does appear to be correct) I'm not surprised though, they all look the same... amirite? >.>
Especially when your shitty identity politics don't go any further than your own genitals, and then you even chop those off.
(Most) Black people don't like trannies, so I'm not even surprised to see that these trannies clearly don't like black people in return.
It's still funny as shit to see social justard faggots be clearly and obviously racist against black people yet again though XD. It's totally ok when they do it, at least they aren't orange man bad.