The Mike Jackson Incident

[cwcvillemayoress]

I'm reading the cwiki coming across the article Chris and Death. I notice there is an entry about Mike Jackson. I have a question but was this a real man who asked for Chris's help or was it just an elaborate trolling scheme to get Chris to feel remorse on behalf of another human being.

This has me suspicious because I notice that there are a lot of names that resemble the name of the family of Michael Jackson the King Of Pop's family.

Will someone shed light on this? I'm curious as to know if this is real or not

 

[Henry Bemis]

Fake

And yes, it was partially to see if Chris would pick up on the name.

 

[Stuff and Things]

It was fake i think, and it proved that chris is so stupid, that he didn't even asked himself "hey, those names resemble the name of the Jackson family, huh, go figure!" nope, not even that, but if you say that you're some japanese videogame designer that wants to make a sonichu game, he will believe you.

 

[Pikonic]

Fake, just a ruse to get his reaction, like the other mailbagers
But since you brought up Mike Jackson...
AAAAALLLLEEEECCCC CCCCAAAALLLLLLL
Number 8: on mailbag 52 (with Mike's widow)

Alec: [long pause] Um, oh, here's another good question. When someone asked you about the Mailbag that you fabricated, and you gave them that stock response again. I just, I really want to see you actually... My, my main goal right now is I want to see you put real effort into your Mailbags.

Chris: I will... I put as much effort as I could, but it's, you know, sometimes I do come up blank, and that cannot be helped.

Alec: Chris, you're... I know you've said plenty of times, you're a pretty smart guy, right?

Chris: Yeah, but sometimes I'm quick, sometimes I'm slow.

Alec: Why?

Chris: It just happens! I don't know why. It's my head. I'm not a psychiatrist. A psychologist.

Alec: You don't have to be a... You... You remember that Mike Jackson memorial e-mail you got here? You used the copy-and-paste response on that too.

Chris: [heavy sigh] Yeah, well, I didn't know who that was, I didn't realize that that was the, uh, that was a guy that, that went out, and that moved out when their, the prostitute did. Lose him. And I apologize...

Alec: I thought that you, I thought that you said that you spent a lot of time reading and carefully re-reading these e-mails. How do you not know the basics of what it's about?

Chris: Well, I miss a detail or two sometimes, it happens to a lot!

Alec: You missed all the detail, Chris! You missed all the detail.

Chris: I mean, I thought they were talking about Michael Jackson, the pop star.

Alec: Maybe if you'd read the e-mail you would've, you know, seen that that wasn't the case? Did you even look at that memorial? Chris, do you...

Chris: I can say I have not looked... I did not...

Alec: Chris, why do you not put effort into anything?

Chris is uncaring or dumb based on this.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I had a feeling that was a troll scheme. The articles are convincing that I had a hard time in believing the people involved in the incident were actual people Chris somehow screwed over by being selfish and only caring about how his so called life sucked.

 

[Satoru182]

This makes me wonder if Chris likes Michael Jackson. We know he has terrible taste for everything, it would not surprise me that he do not care about a niggo - latter white - pop artist. If its not in a videogame or cartoon is not of CWC musical interest. There is Moonwalker for the SNES, but i doubth Chris played or had any interest in it since MJ was still black there.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

This makes me wonder if Chris likes Michael Jackson. We know he has terrible taste for everything, it would not surprise me that he do not care about a niggo - latter white - pop artist. If its not in a videogame or cartoon is not of CWC musical interest. There is Moonwalker for the SNES, but i doubth Chris played or had any interest in it since MJ was still black there.

Wonder how'd Chris react to know that some of the earlier Sonic The Hedgehog games had Michael Jackson's help in the development.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

This makes me wonder if Chris likes Michael Jackson. We know he has terrible taste for everything, it would not surprise me that he do not care about a niggo - latter white - pop artist. If its not in a videogame or cartoon is not of CWC musical interest. There is Moonwalker for the SNES, but i doubth Chris played or had any interest in it since MJ was still black there.

Wonder how'd Chris react to know that some of the earlier Sonic The Hedgehog games had Michael Jackson's help in the development.

Probably something along the lines of:

"Well, I for one do not Approve of the Child-touchings and what-not; but Michael Jackson had GREAT NUMBER OF INFLUENCES into the Sonic Games, so there's that, and Sonic is my number-one Hero, after the American Rabbit. THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A SHOW ABOUT THAT."

 

[Stuff and Things]

This makes me wonder if Chris likes Michael Jackson. We know he has terrible taste for everything, it would not surprise me that he do not care about a niggo - latter white - pop artist. If its not in a videogame or cartoon is not of CWC musical interest. There is Moonwalker for the SNES, but i doubth Chris played or had any interest in it since MJ was still black there.

Wonder how'd Chris react to know that some of the earlier Sonic The Hedgehog games had Michael Jackson's help in the development.

He would react just the same as he reacted when he knew that a "HOMO!!" narrated one of his favorite games...

 

[Henry Bemis]

This makes me wonder if Chris likes Michael Jackson. We know he has terrible taste for everything, it would not surprise me that he do not care about a niggo - latter white - pop artist. If its not in a videogame or cartoon is not of CWC musical interest. There is Moonwalker for the SNES, but i doubth Chris played or had any interest in it since MJ was still black there.

Wonder how'd Chris react to know that some of the earlier Sonic The Hedgehog games had Michael Jackson's help in the development.

He would react just the same as he reacted when he knew that a "HOMO!!" narrated one of his favorite games...

Apathy?

 

[Stuff and Things]

He would react just the same as he reacted when he knew that a "HOMO!!" narrated one of his favorite games...

Apathy?

Yup.

 

[exball]

Fake, just a ruse to get his reaction, like the other mailbagers
But since you brought up Mike Jackson...
AAAAALLLLEEEECCCC CCCCAAAALLLLLLL
Number 8: on mailbag 52 (with Mike's widow)

Alec: [long pause] Um, oh, here's another good question. When someone asked you about the Mailbag that you fabricated, and you gave them that stock response again. I just, I really want to see you actually... My, my main goal right now is I want to see you put real effort into your Mailbags.

Chris: I will... I put as much effort as I could, but it's, you know, sometimes I do come up blank, and that cannot be helped.

Alec: Chris, you're... I know you've said plenty of times, you're a pretty smart guy, right?

Chris: Yeah, but sometimes I'm quick, sometimes I'm slow.

Alec: Why?

Chris: It just happens! I don't know why. It's my head. I'm not a psychiatrist. A psychologist.

Alec: You don't have to be a... You... You remember that Mike Jackson memorial e-mail you got here? You used the copy-and-paste response on that too.

Chris: [heavy sigh] Yeah, well, I didn't know who that was, I didn't realize that that was the, uh, that was a guy that, that went out, and that moved out when their, the prostitute did. Lose him. And I apologize...

Alec: I thought that you, I thought that you said that you spent a lot of time reading and carefully re-reading these e-mails. How do you not know the basics of what it's about?

Chris: Well, I miss a detail or two sometimes, it happens to a lot!

Alec: You missed all the detail, Chris! You missed all the detail.

Chris: I mean, I thought they were talking about Michael Jackson, the pop star.

Alec: Maybe if you'd read the e-mail you would've, you know, seen that that wasn't the case? Did you even look at that memorial? Chris, do you...

Chris: I can say I have not looked... I did not...

Alec: Chris, why do you not put effort into anything?

Chris is uncaring or dumb based on this.

God damnit, you beat me to it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

There is Moonwalker for the SNES, but i doubth Chris played or had any interest in it since MJ was still black there.

That's not correct. Michael Jackson was white as of 1987

 

[Anchuent Christory]

99.9% of correspondents to Chris were Trolls/schemes. Quite frankly if trolls didn't talk to him, nobody would have.

 

[Picklepower]

Wait so he DOESNT have a world wide fanbase??? What!?

 

[rocket]

if only he'd known that the tiniest show of sympathy would have prevented the vengeance of "surfshack" tito jackson

he might have $9001 and the wallflower today

 

[Male]

Alec: I thought that you, I thought that you said that you spent a lot of time reading and carefully re-reading these e-mails. How do you not know the basics of what it's about?
Chris: Well, I miss a detail or two sometimes, it happens to a lot!
Alec: You missed all the detail, Chris! You missed all the detail.
Chris: I mean, I thought they were talking about Michael Jackson, the pop star.
Alec: Maybe if you'd read the e-mail you would've, you know, seen that that wasn't the case? Did you even look at that memorial? Chris, do you...
Chris: I can say I have not looked... I did not...
Alec: Chris, why do you not put effort into anything?

What, you mean there's more than one person named Michael/Mike Jackson? Shocker!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Wait so he DOESNT have a world wide fanbase??? What!?

Oh, he has a world wide fan base. However it's not quite the fan base he had in mind when he set out to Zap to the Extreme.

 

[Holdek]

I'm reading the cwiki coming across the article Chris and Death. I notice there is an entry about Mike Jackson. I have a question but was this a real man who asked for Chris's help or was it just an elaborate trolling scheme to get Chris to feel remorse on behalf of another human being.

This has me suspicious because I notice that there are a lot of names that resemble the name of the family of Michael Jackson the King Of Pop's family.

Will someone shed light on this? I'm curious as to know if this is real or not

No, no one has ever actually committed suicide over Chris, and especially no suicide victim's widow has ever written to Chris angrily saying that she won't let her children read Sonichu anymore, only Asperchu.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

I'm reading the cwiki coming across the article Chris and Death. I notice there is an entry about Mike Jackson. I have a question but was this a real man who asked for Chris's help or was it just an elaborate trolling scheme to get Chris to feel remorse on behalf of another human being.

This has me suspicious because I notice that there are a lot of names that resemble the name of the family of Michael Jackson the King Of Pop's family.

Will someone shed light on this? I'm curious as to know if this is real or not

No, no one has ever actually committed suicide over Chris, and especially no suicide victim's widow has ever written to Chris angrily saying that she won't let her children read Sonichu anymore, only Asperchu.

[sarcasm]Ryan Cash certainly did[/sarcasm]