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The same rules of Proving Grounds apply here. No lazy posting or posting boring generic internet stereotypes that no one would ever care about. If it's not something worth posting then just don't and at least try to make your post look good and provide some insight into why these mini cows are worthy of their own smaller scale spotlight. Use my post as a template of how to structure your own post. Where Obscure Laughingstocks is just people posting videos, funny autistic algorithm pulls and occasional brief summaries this thread is for posting actual short but detailed threads dedicated to small lolcows who still deserve recognition and attention.
Every autist who came of age on 2010s internet knows exactly where the line "YOU'RE NO TALENT!" comes from. For everyone else allow me to introduce you to Douglas Levison!
Douglas is a possibly 71 year old possibly dead (no one knows for sure RN) deformed jewish gremlin in NYC who looks and acts like a coked out inbred hobbit with BPD. He rose to internet infamy in 2014 in a short video though the video itself is older I believe where he chimps out and throws a tantrum and a plastic bag over some young guy playing a trumpet poorly in an alley way and makes himself look like the biggest piece of shit humanly possible while somehow simultaneously being so hilariously soylent and pathetic that it's impossible to be angry or take him seriously purely because he's obviously a complete loser who never amounted to anything in his life. A life that unfortunately no one really knows anything about.
The video has since amassed a whopping 7.4 million views and has become a part of internet history by being one of the most unbelievably quotable videos of all time. Watch for yourself and you'll find yourself quoting it too. (This particular video for some reason just refuses to be archived but it's not going anywhere)
This infamous video saw Douglas actually gain a small amount of recognition that he attempted to use for financial gain attempting to launch some nonsensical bullshit with another NY jew that I don't even know what the purpose of was that never went anywhere and adds nothing so I won't waste time focusing on it. He also ended up getting interviewed around 2022-23 which is his last known appearance and he got a bit part in a film called Heaven Knows What in 2014 partially recreating the tantrum he was made famous for though this scene was cut in the end.
The Interview:
The cut scene:
Following this small amount of attention Douglas disappeared from the internet and is now presumed a decrepit shut in or dead. I tracked down a 645 Square foot apartment in New York New York supposedly inhabited by a "Douglas Levison" that is around the same age that I estimate the man in question to be so I imagine that may be him but no other information on him is available including a death notice and he hasn't made any recorded public appearances or social media posts in years. It's sad but fitting that the one thing this miserable old man will be remembered for is throwing a tantrum and making a complete ass of himself as he undoubtedly will/has die/died alone and in obscurity. The only proper ending for such a laughably pretentious and narcissistic asshole.
Every autist who came of age on 2010s internet knows exactly where the line "YOU'RE NO TALENT!" comes from. For everyone else allow me to introduce you to Douglas Levison!
Douglas is a possibly 71 year old possibly dead (no one knows for sure RN) deformed jewish gremlin in NYC who looks and acts like a coked out inbred hobbit with BPD. He rose to internet infamy in 2014 in a short video though the video itself is older I believe where he chimps out and throws a tantrum and a plastic bag over some young guy playing a trumpet poorly in an alley way and makes himself look like the biggest piece of shit humanly possible while somehow simultaneously being so hilariously soylent and pathetic that it's impossible to be angry or take him seriously purely because he's obviously a complete loser who never amounted to anything in his life. A life that unfortunately no one really knows anything about.
The video has since amassed a whopping 7.4 million views and has become a part of internet history by being one of the most unbelievably quotable videos of all time. Watch for yourself and you'll find yourself quoting it too. (This particular video for some reason just refuses to be archived but it's not going anywhere)
This infamous video saw Douglas actually gain a small amount of recognition that he attempted to use for financial gain attempting to launch some nonsensical bullshit with another NY jew that I don't even know what the purpose of was that never went anywhere and adds nothing so I won't waste time focusing on it. He also ended up getting interviewed around 2022-23 which is his last known appearance and he got a bit part in a film called Heaven Knows What in 2014 partially recreating the tantrum he was made famous for though this scene was cut in the end.
The Interview:
The cut scene:
Following this small amount of attention Douglas disappeared from the internet and is now presumed a decrepit shut in or dead. I tracked down a 645 Square foot apartment in New York New York supposedly inhabited by a "Douglas Levison" that is around the same age that I estimate the man in question to be so I imagine that may be him but no other information on him is available including a death notice and he hasn't made any recorded public appearances or social media posts in years. It's sad but fitting that the one thing this miserable old man will be remembered for is throwing a tantrum and making a complete ass of himself as he undoubtedly will/has die/died alone and in obscurity. The only proper ending for such a laughably pretentious and narcissistic asshole.