The Moo Goo GUY Pan

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Welcome to the Moo Goo GUY Pan, a Chinese restaurant for just us boys, none of of those women around to nag us, am I right?

It's a place to relax and (penis) watch sports.
A place to (balls) just chill with the bros and have a couple of (cocks) brewskis with the fellas! (fellatio) Enjoy some of our famous General Tao Tsu Tzo chicken along with a helping portion of (fat cocks) fried rice.

Here at the guy pan, we just like to kick back and (suck cock) relax. So why don't you join us and have (gay sex) a mojito by our poolside hibachi, Mr. Suzuki, I think we need a another round *wink*

The Moo Goo GUY Pan, off I-25 next to The Tree Farm.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Shig O'nella]

Sounds gay.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sounds gay.

I think you meant sounds GREAT!

I love Chinese (men) food. I'm hungry for that pupu platter!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I think you meant sounds GREAT!

I love Chinese (men) food. I'm hungry for that pupu platter!

I hope you left room for (cocks) seconds, cuz the GUY Pan has more (penis) where that came from

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I hope you left room for (cocks) seconds, cuz the GUY Pan has more (penis) where that came from

The only problem is that I'm hungry for more an hour later!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The only problem is that I'm hungry for more an hour later!

And you know how WOMEN get when you say your hungry, just nag nag nag, so just chill at the Guy Pan.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I'm sickened... but curious.

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

hellow fellow non homosexuals

i ahve come for penis

i mean noodle

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

i mean noodle

Do you have a reservation? Our saunas are fully booked for the Superbowl

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One bit of constructive criticism. Can you play something other than Venga Boys on repeat in the dining area? It's great and all but kind of gets on my nerves after a while.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

One bit of constructive criticism. Can you play something other than Venga Boys on repeat in the dining area? It's great and all but kind of gets on my nerves after a while.

The only other options are Imagine Dragons, or the sound of ice being blended.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

We have a review from one very satisfied customer.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Móo

 

[sasazuka]

 

[SNEED.EXE]

There's only one Asian restaurant I patronize.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyongyang_(restaurant_chain)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There's only one Asian restaurant I patronize.
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That's not Chinese, you racist!

In other news I just ordered my moo goo GUY pan pants to wear at the moon goo GUY pan restaurant next Tuesday. That is the day I have made reservations for. I will be bringing my wife who, thanks to Trump, must once again identify as his assigned at birth gender.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

That's not Chinese, you racist!

In other news I just ordered my moo goo GUY pan pants to wear at the moon goo GUY pan restaurant next Tuesday. That is the day I have made reservations for. I will be bringing my wife who, thanks to Trump, must once again identify as his assigned at birth gender.

All of East Asia is the rightful land of the DPR of Korea.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

All of East Asia is the rightful land of the DPR of Korea.

CHINA NUMBA WAN!

 

[Your Starter for 10]

If your ass was a Chinese Restaurant, I'd have the Poopoo Platter.