The name above you is the next president. How's that going for you?

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The president appears to be some sort of animatronic. Nobody knows who programmed him and why, but he quickly users the country into a second New Deal era.
 
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This bloody bundle of neurons and teeth is an economic populist who uses the machine from eXistenze to reduce the price of eggs
 
Well, he does seem to have legislative experience, but I'm not sure if that's a face that I can trust
 
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Aww fuck why did we elect this dude again. I appreciated that President anime raped Nanking and the whole of China, but changing the NASA control room headsets to the cat ear logitech was a step too far.
 
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Well... Can't be any worse than Biden.
I never actually watched the show this guy's from
 
He goes off to top Kim Jong Un as Rocket Man. Might inadvertently start WW3.
 
Didn't vote for him, he has a very forgettable face. The "Every Citizen is Now Batman" proposition seems adequate, tho.
 
Somehow the least pussy member of Government since Trump decided to ride a MOAB in to the Burger King during the McDonalds war of 2027.
 
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