The next saga predictions

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Great Unclean Chris

Great Unclean Chris

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What do you think will will happen in the next saga?

My guess' are he will drop the tom girl act and it'll be his last saga (:_(
 
He'll become the hero we all deserve. Somewhere along the line, he will become a knight.
 
The next saga would a final saga, one where Chris finally goes out, either in death due to health problems or one where he gets kicked out of his home. Barb dies along the line due to her age, and regardless of Chris' fate, 14 Branchland Court loses the Chandlers as its owner. If Chris is evicted, he either becomes a homeless man, trying to live off what he can find in dumpsters, otherwise he ends up in a group home/prison/asylum/whatever one thinks he goes to. Regardless of the results, it will always be known as the final saga in Christory.

CatParty said:
kinda like the movie "falling down" but in tomgirl drag.
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And instead of actual guns, it's just the Megatron pistol and instead of being on the run from the law, its getting hog-tied by the jerkops and hauled to court.
 
Aye. More of a limerick, really.

There once was a virgin with rage
He was completely incapable of acting his age
One day he ran over the manager of a store
Now he's Big Bubba's little prison whore
 
The next saga won't begin until Barb dies. Chris is hard enough to predict under regular circumstances, who knows what he'll do once Barb's gone.
 
There won't be another saga I think, chris is done. The thing is that he is far too paranoid to fall for anything anymore, not to mention barb probably heavily restricts his use of the internet, like how she restricts everything else. Maybe when barb dies, there will be another saga, but it probably won't be a saga that's funny, or has alot of videos, it'll probably be like the tomgirl saga, creepy and lacking in content.
 
Plissken said:
There won't be another saga I think, chris is done. The thing is that he is far too paranoid to fall for anything anymore, not to mention barb probably heavily restricts his use of the internet, like how she restricts everything else. Maybe when barb dies, there will be another saga, but it probably won't be a saga that's funny, or has alot of videos, it'll probably be like the tomgirl saga, creepy and lacking in content.
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Mostly on target, except Barb doesn't know enough about the internet to restrict Chris' use of it.
 
Marvin said:
Plissken said:
There won't be another saga I think, chris is done. The thing is that he is far too paranoid to fall for anything anymore, not to mention barb probably heavily restricts his use of the internet, like how she restricts everything else. Maybe when barb dies, there will be another saga, but it probably won't be a saga that's funny, or has alot of videos, it'll probably be like the tomgirl saga, creepy and lacking in content.
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Mostly on target, except Barb doesn't know enough about the internet to restrict Chris' use of it.
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True, considering she's in her 70s and mainly sleeps or watches TV.
 
Plissken said:
There won't be another saga I think, chris is done. The thing is that he is far too paranoid to fall for anything anymore, not to mention barb probably heavily restricts his use of the internet, like how she restricts everything else. Maybe when barb dies, there will be another saga, but it probably won't be a saga that's funny, or has alot of videos, it'll probably be like the tomgirl saga, creepy and lacking in content.
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Naww, he's definitely got at least one saga left in him, the real question is when will it happen and what will it be about?
 
Barb's death causing him to snap, kill or severely hurt someone, then be found not guilty by reason of insanity and indefinitely confined to an asylum. I have no idea who will be the target, but I'm guessing the Cadillac, the Megatron pistol and hoarded Cutco knives will be involved.

This will be the final saga unless an anonymous mole on the inside or someone snail-mailing CWC and leaking his thoughts/writing joins the CWCki Forums and updates us.
 
Plissken said:
There won't be another saga I think, chris is done. The thing is that he is far too paranoid to fall for anything anymore, not to mention barb probably heavily restricts his use of the internet, like how she restricts everything else. Maybe when barb dies, there will be another saga, but it probably won't be a saga that's funny, or has alot of videos, it'll probably be like the tomgirl saga, creepy and lacking in content.
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I dissagree. As of the first of this month Chris was in communication with that "Wiccan" "female" who was trying to get him to post a video of himself ritually sacrificing a Lego minifig representing God.
In my opinion, there has been a lull in leaks not sagas.
 
I have experience with insanity defenses, my younger brother is in the Oregon State Hospital with 55 years under the Psychiatric Security Review Board, and I moved to Oregon in part to be closer to him, I was pretty involved with his trial, if anyone wants to know how insanity defenses work, PM me or request that I post redacted and online-sourced details to the forums.
 
cubesandcubes said:
Plissken said:
There won't be another saga I think, chris is done. The thing is that he is far too paranoid to fall for anything anymore, not to mention barb probably heavily restricts his use of the internet, like how she restricts everything else. Maybe when barb dies, there will be another saga, but it probably won't be a saga that's funny, or has alot of videos, it'll probably be like the tomgirl saga, creepy and lacking in content.
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I dissagree. As of the first of this month he was in communication with that "Wiccan" "female" who was trying to get him to post a video of himself ritually sacrificing a Lego minifig representing God.
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Normal people don't have the same advantages that other people do. You could, theoretically, have another saga if you sent a girl to meet Chris IRL. Otherwise, nah, there aren't going to be anymore sagas. And no, Chris wasn't going to make that video.
 
Well I don't think anything will come of 'The CWCker Man' so I predict the next saga will be Chris: The Wilderness Year(s) after Barb croaks.

In this saga we will question our very humanity as we watch the complete unravelling of a human being, descending into madness and striking out at the world that cruelly mocked and rejected him. All together we will cry out and wail and gnash our teeth as we laugh, cry, feel pity and disgust in equal measures while the epic that is Christian Weston Chandler of CWCville, USA rages on and crashes out of control.

And thus, the day this all kicks off will always be known throughout the CWCki, and the greater Internet as....

Tuesday.
 
Barb says no more vidya.
Chris goes to the only people he has left for help against her:
The trolls.
 
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