The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
I am seeing so much Cope about how Stidham is going to lead the Broncos to the promised land. Meanwhile just taking a look at his stats the last two years, fucker has played in 4 games, has 0 receiving yards, and technically 0 rushing yards because he went negative against the Cowboys this season the one time he was allowed to take a snap.

Their other options aren't much better - Sam Ehlinger is listed as Inactive, and the last time DiNucci toke a snap was 3 years ago in the XFL.

I'm lifting the Fraud Watch on the Broncos solely because if they can beat the Patriots with any of these glorified traffic cones at QB, then goddamnit I've been proven wrong. Please let the Super Bowl be Broncos - Seahawks solely for "The Power of God vs The Power of Anime"
 
Electric Mortar & Pestle said:
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's “one of them” if you catch my drift.
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Are you trying to say he really wants to play wide receiver ?
 
Tough drive Bears bros. Team finally gets a decent drive after the half only to have their hopes, and receiver, batted out of the sky. Need a safety and/or a miracle and I hope you get it. Fuck the Rams

E: watching the game on a stream site showing me some Canadian channel. The amount of PSAs from the Canadian government is unbelievable. And the woke commercials. So, fuck Canada to while I'm at it
 
Just waiting for this Bears team to pull another lucky win out of their ass. Some bullshit will happen to help them as usual.
edit: LOL ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
 
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