The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Piss Jugman]

James Pearce Jr has been arrested.

God hates me.

 

[RGK5H]

Is it just me or is the Bad Bnuuy shit overshadowing the actual game? For all the shit people give college football at least their championship was first and foremost about the two teams competing.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

So, clearly God hates the Falcons - James Pearce Jr has been arrested.

This isn’t even peak Falconing, and the traded a First Round Pick for this idiot.

As a falcons fan can anyone ask a painless suicide? Asking for a friend?

 

[OJ Simpson]

Is it just me or is the Bad Bnuuy shit overshadowing the actual game? For all the shit people give college football at least their championship was first and foremost about the two teams competing.

This is exactly why I love college football and have been completely turned off by the NFL over the years, a league I used to love. I'm just tired of the heavy handed social justice messaging and constant need to show that the NFL is gay and for hecking everybody uwu. College football is nothing more than American football at its purest form. Put on your shoulder pads, your helmet, and go fucking play the game. No mandated endzone and sideline slogans telling us to vote or to stop being racist, no messages of hecking chungus love on the helmets, no commissioner telling us there aren't enough niggers coaching in a league made up of mostly Crisco Americans, no halftime shows showcasing people who would be regular r/politics posters in another life. The Patriots are in the fucking Super Bowl and I don't even have the desire to watch. Everything surrounding the NFL in this day and age are just a dark cloud for me and a complete turn off.

 

[Nogg]

The Pro Football Hall of Fame is expected to change its voting procedure in the wake of former New England Patriots Bill Belichick's snub from the most recent class, NFL Network Senior National Columnist Judy Battista reported on Sunday.
Among the potential changes as outlined by Battista: reducing the size of the 50-person committee, changing the makeup of membership to include more non-media members such as historians and former general managers, reducing the number of modern-era player finalists (currently 15) and making the votes public.

These retards actually fucked up bad enough the NFL had to step in. The only thing better would be if they stripped everyone of their voting rights and put together an entirely new committee.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ah, Cleveland, clearly the Factory of Sadness needed some more work - Jim Schwartz has resigned

I mean, at least they dodged the "Hire Deion out of desperation for PR" bullet?

Fucking Schwartz has the sandiest vagina of NFL coaches.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Is it just me or is the Bad Bnuuy shit overshadowing the actual game? For all the shit people give college football at least their championship was first and foremost about the two teams competing.

I've been preferring the collegiate game for the past few years.

Anyway here's what I'll be watching for my superbowl halftime:

 

[Quijibo69]

Looks like I'm not watching the super bowl this year, I can't find it anywhere for free. I'm not paying 17 bucks to watch trash.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Looks like I'm not watching the super bowl this year, I can't find it anywhere for free. I'm not paying 17 bucks to watch trash.

Just go to Google, search "watch sports online free", and start clicking around. You might be watching it in Russian but it can't be any worse than listening to Tony Romo

 

[Zaryiu2]

In advance so no one needs to ask, reminder that the national anthem will be done by I have news that Charlie Puth and renowned(?) Deaf(!) music artist Fred Beam will perform the national anthem at the superbowland that there will be a kitten bowl on Merced SPCA on Instagram at the very same time as the halftime show (also the kitten bowl is to help the kitten be adopted)

 

[Neil]

Predicting a Seahawks victory. Lock it in.

 

[Quijibo69]

Looks like I found something free that may work but the screen is the size of a postage stamp.

 

[Local Fed]

We edge closer to dozens of ">watching the Nigger Bowl" posts in this thread. Godsneed, bros.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Alright, who is ready to get lectured to by Bad Bunny about how evil ICE is even though he's a fucking Rican and they have nothing to worry about as they're all citizens?

 

[JuanLee]

Looks like I'm not watching the super bowl this year, I can't find it anywhere for free. I'm not paying 17 bucks to watch trash.

Google any of viprow , methstreams or fawanews.

Might have to click through a pornado so I use Brave on a Chromebook

 

[Major Filth]

Alright, who is ready to get lectured to by Bad Bunny about how evil ICE is even though he's a fucking Rican and they have nothing to worry about as they're all citizens?

Is there going to be a military flyover after the national anthem? If so, I'm gonna say that anything that even hints of "Fuck ICE" is on the "if you say this shit, we are legally allowed to ensure you never work again by any means necessary" list in his contract.

"Perform in a dress? Fine. Whatever. Love is love, right? Say something that will endanger our bribes from FedGov? Have fun playing nothing but gay clubs from now on. And not the big ones, either."

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Predicting a Seahawks victory. Lock it in.

Seahawks will win as long as Great Sam Darnold shows up. Even if Mediocre Sam Darnold shows up. The only way they lose is if seeing ghosts Darnold shows up and even then MVP Drake Maye will probably be needed for that to happen.

 

[owed to joy]

This is exactly why I love college football and have been completely turned off by the NFL over the years, a league I used to love. I'm just tired of the heavy handed social justice messaging and constant need to show that the NFL is gay and for hecking everybody uwu. College football is nothing more than American football at its purest form. Put on your shoulder pads, your helmet, and go fucking play the game. No mandated endzone and sideline slogans telling us to vote or to stop being racist, no messages of hecking chungus love on the helmets, no commissioner telling us there aren't enough niggers coaching in a league made up of mostly Crisco Americans, no halftime shows showcasing people who would be regular r/politics posters in another life. The Patriots are in the fucking Super Bowl and I don't even have the desire to watch. Everything surrounding the NFL in this day and age are just a dark cloud for me and a complete turn off.

The NFL seems to care less about it all than society at large. I think they just want a good show, which frankly Bad Bunny is more likely to provide than old man rock.
I can't believe my team gave up on Darnold and now Seattle is about to win a superbowl with him. Fuck NY sports for all the poor health you've given me over the years.

 

[Absolutego]

Go Hawks!
Got my Leonard Williams jersey, hoping the dude gets a sack (or more) today, ready to watch this team tie a nice bow around this season.
Made a great roasted red pepper dip, the bros brought pizza, hoping for a good afternoon and great evening.

 

[Franz Joseph]

NFL brought out some 50 year old lesbians to perform I see.