The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Neighborhood Janny]

It's an ontological impossibility to win if a team is scoreless. Unless the other team forfeits, dies or is disqualified.

So here's hoping!

"Team that scored no points loses game; more at 11"

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I would find a Spanish halftime show far less annoying if this faggot wasn’t involved

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HALFTIME
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE CHIEFS GOT THEIR THREEPEAT!!!!​

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Also idk if this is PL but I'm currently on contract with Nielsen ratings so when I switch off the halftime show it's going to show their viewership drop.

You should call in and tell them (verbatim) that this halftime show has made you think less of the NFL and that you will be telling your friends and family to stop watching football.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Bad Bunny was raped in the hot summer of 1992 by Kevin R. Nash.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

what the fuck is this spanish shit

 

[quaawaa]

It's at 4.7 million now:

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

I bet a lot of people are doing the free streams only and not paying for Peacock. All the free streams are shitting themselves.

free streams always shit themselves for the super bowl. I just bit the bullet and paid for Peacock this year. Total cost of watching the NFL this year: $11 + tax

I get CBS and NBC free, which means 2 out of 4 years I can watch the game with no hassle. Every other year I pirate

Which means I spend half the game watching on a tablet, trying to get a stream to my TV, and chasing streams. Makes it boring on years like this.

 

[Vibralldo]

Bad Bunny's Superbowl halftime show thesis is literally "we need immigrants so they can be our slaves!"

 

[Quijibo69]

Watching both half time shows at the same time. I just forgot my name and how to use the bathroom.

 

[cis mans burden]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nJszMT9wZtQ

Glad Gabby agreed to do this I love her music

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

NGL this is better than Kendrik's halftime

 

[Cat tit bingo]

So I guess no one who spent thousands to actually be there gets to see the half time show,
Edit never mind he left the Corn maz

 

[Bartolomeo]

Drake Maye looking as impressive as he did in all the other games he fell ass backwards into winning these playoffs. Unfortunately, they still have a chance to turn it around the second half, as Darnold only wants to pass to hilariously covered receivers.

He seems to be at least spreading his throw to different receivers. Which might allow ole Jaxon goofyniggername to face less double-teams and be a bigger factor in the second half.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

All of the songs by this guy sound the same with a slightly different simple beat in the background. It's incredibly low IQ.

 

[LavenderMenace]

HOLY FUC HES IN THE FIELDS WITH ALL STEREOTYPES OF SPICS.

Next black rapper should start on a plantation….

 

[Stunner900]

. Who listens to this shit apart from Hispanic Zoomers?

But you don’t understand it’s to troll Trump! Wait, you’re saying it’s the most least viewed half time shows in Superbowl history?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Puerto Rican Spanish truly is the ugliest Spanish dialect. This just sounds bad.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Why is Pedro Pascal in the Bad Bunny show lmao????

 

[Ass Dan]

Lol 2 problems here
1. No tom brady
2. The seahawks are not the Atlanta Falcons you have the wrong dirty birds

The Foul Coons have been dead to me since that day lmao