The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[blahblahblah678]

This is the worst Superbowl in a generation

Patriots/Rams froma few years ago was a real drag as well.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PATRIOTS BROS ITS OVER FOR YOU

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

If seahawks somehow keep the pats from scoring this whole game, that will be insane.

 

[Bartolomeo]

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!!! GOODNIGHT PATRIOTS!!!!

 

[Local Fed]

Belichick is dabbing on Kraft right now while his zoomie girlfriend is thirst trapping on Tik Tok.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

What do you think Tom Brady is thinking right now?

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

The game is over at this point, Im just waiting for Cadillac to reveal their new F1 livery before I go to bed.

It’s not going to be the glorious pink caddy I want so I don’t care about that either.

 

[Blackhole]

DUDE- FUCK, DUDE! I'M GONNA FUCK- I'M GONNA FUCKING- DUDE, I'M GONNA FUCK A DUDE, FUCK MY LIFE!

Suffah, Patriots!

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

STOP THE COUNT, STOP THE COUNT, HERE'S HOW BOSSMANJACK CAN STILL WIN, PATRIQTS ARE STILL IN CQNTRQL.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

my early-mid season bet seahawks to win the sb at 21.00 looks pretty good

 

[Neil]

I HATE AI SLOP I HATE AI SLOP I HATE AI SLOP I HATE AI SLOP AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

You can track corporate fads by looking at Super Bowl commercials. 2021 had NFTs, then NFTs died and got replaced with Crypto ads in 2022, then FTX collapsed, coinbase still tried to stay relevant in 2023 and 2024, then here comes 2025 and 2026 being chock-fucking-full of AI slop ads.

I wonder what the next fad is going to be. AGI is never fucking happening no matter how hard Sam Altman bullshits, it's gonna go the way of the dodo by 2027 at the latest.

 

[Lian Xing]

If seahawks somehow keep the pats from scoring this whole game, that will be insane.

It’s like we are watching SB XLVIII all over again.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

I can't believe they rigged the game just to make bossmanjack lose

 

[quaawaa]

Oh God what did we do to deserve a MrBeast ad?

 

[beautiful person]

Ew Mr. Beast

 

[JuanLee]

Regardless of the shit posting im pleased for Darnold.

 

[Quijibo69]

More AI crap that looks like crap.

 

[ihaveelbows]

might just be the worst superbowl in history. Bad game. Bad half time show.

Any memorable commercials?

 

[Großmann]

lol at Lays acting like they’re just a humble potato farm in Idaho working their own land with no million-dollar farm equipment and illegal labor camps.

 

[Local Fed]

What do you think Tom Brady is thinking right now?

"I still miss carbs, bros..."