The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Quato Lives!]

I just heard a commercial on the radio that stated that if you don't stand with the
NFL's position on equity, social justice, and inclusion then they don't want you.

Translation:

If you are not ready to slurp the bulls semen from your wife's/girlfriend's/trans-daughter's
vagina, then GTFO!

Welcome to the future cucks!

 

[Absolutego]

Really thinking Null should add the politisperging sticker to off-topic boards too, just keep it removed from the thunderdome for obvious reasons.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Rem

I just heard a commercial on the radio that stated that if you don't stand with the
NFL's position on equity, social justice, and inclusion then they don't want you.

Translation:

If you are not ready to slurp the bulls semen from your wife's/girlfriend's/trans-daughter's
vagina, then GTFO!

Welcome to the future cucks!

Always good to be reminded of why I don't buy NFL merch or pay to watch games.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

The Gameday Morning crew were playing that picture-guessing game. It was hilarious, there were like 20 people involved.

Cynthia Babelund was given "Joe Montana" and drew an incredibly detailed picture of the state of Montana in like 30 seconds. Geez, I cant even find countries on globes.

 

[Local Fed]

It seems that the Raiders are hiring Patriots OC Josh McDaniels to be their new head coach. They're also hiring former Patriots executive Dave Ziegler to be their new general manager.

 

[Quato Lives!]

Really thinking Null should add the politisperging sticker to off-topic boards too, just keep it removed from the thunderdome for obvious reasons.

Why continue to simp for a corporation that hates you, wants you dead,
and wants your offspring to tr00n out?

 

[Absolutego]

Why continue to simp for a corporation that hates you, wants you dead,
and wants your offspring to tr00n out?

Because pirate streams exist and I like football, you culture war-obsessed sperg. If that even counts as "simping"

 

[Quato Lives!]

It was the gay-trans NFL that started the "culture war" that you dislike in the first place.

Doing it for free isn't going to stop the gay-trans NFL from insisting that you are a
worthless peice of garbage unless you let many men take your hershey highway
to brown town.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Cincinnati's defense looks like they're running on empty after this deep playoff run. The only way they can have a shot is if they make a few stops but they're offering little to no resistance.

 

[Salubrious]

Cincinnati's defense looks like they're running on empty after this deep playoff run. The only way they can have a shot is if they make a few stops but they're offering little to no resistance.

It was always going to be a shootout at best for Cincy.

If anything, the KC defense has shut down Burrow so far: 6-for-13 and 28 yards.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

Yeah, Patrick Mahomes looks unstoppable right now.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

And there’s the legendary Andy Reid time management. I know Mahomes made the decision but he obviously learned from the master.

 

[Absolutego]

It's not over yet. Bengals D managed to pull off the stop to end the quarter, and if they start airing it out in the 2nd half, we could get our shootout.

 

[Salubrious]

And there’s the legendary Andy Reid time management. I know Mahomes made the decision but he obviously learned from the master.

Mahomes forgot they had no timeouts left.

 

[Local Fed]

I don't think that the Chiefs should be worried about their chances going into halftime up 21-10 (and receiving the ball to start the second half) but that was dumb to go for a touchdown with only a little left on the clock. Should've just taken the chip shot field goal to go up by two touchdowns.

 

[TsundereDev]

I'm gonna need Joey B to pull off some Disney movie shit in the second half. I don't have any skin in the game, I just think it would be a great story for him to take the Bungles to the SB in his sophomore season.

 

[Full Race Replay]

What was that halftime report. Fucking loudest speakers in the world behind the guys talking

 

[TsundereDev]

I have no racial animus towards Patrick Mahomes, but when I think of that faggot Jackson I turn into a "FUCKING HALF BREED HIGH YELLOW MONKEY" type of racist. Anyone else like this?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I'm gonna need Joey B to pull off some Disney movie shit in the second half. I don't have any skin in the game, I just think it would be a great story for him to take the Bungles to the SB in his sophomore season.

After last weekend’s games we all need some magic shit out of the Bengals. Can’t have a boring game where the Chiefs just dominate.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I'm sorry, but did the Bengals already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the third quarter. Does being down 11 in the third quarter count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Bengals are still playing right now and they have been fantastic all year. They're playing one of the best teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing at Arrowhead. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Bengals win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Patriots did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Bengals topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.