The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Sneed's Gay and Tay.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

On the topic of Sneed, this page has been floating around a few years:

https://ljsneed.com/pages/about

I'd really like to know if this is actually owned by the player, and if he leaned into the meme. A lot of people have fallen for it, but it would actually be cool if he just went for it based on social media comments.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Fuck Swift and Kelce tonight is all about our boy L'jarius Sneed.

 

[porkWellington]

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TAYTAY WINS
SNEED WINS
WILLY GAY WINS
CALIFORNIANS LOSE FOREVER

Ackchually Ralph won the Superbowl

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

and pissing off Taylor Swift's anti-fans made due to her appearances while dating KC tight end Travis Kelce

What does this mean? Am I having a stroke?

 

[msd]

People are still upset so I still win.

I'm laughing

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

I'm happy for Taytay and her touchdown.

I wonder if she let him put it in her tight end tonight?

 

[linchan]

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TAYTAY WINS
SNEED WINS
WILLY GAY WINS
CALIFORNIANS LOSE FOREVER

The football team that is based in a Red state wins against a team from the Liberal state of California. For some reason, conservatives still seethes.

 

[RACISM]

@RACISM What do you think of the name "L'Jarius Sneed"?

Sounds like a nigger.

 

[genericwhitemale]

As a non-American, there is something utterly surreal about watching American football and the Super Bowl. It's a game of four quarters that last fifteen minutes, and yet despite this the game runs for four hours. It is the definition of hyperreal; the event of the Super Bowl has more significance than the actual game itself. People talk about the ads that run and the celebrities who sing to the point it feels like a national holiday for the glorious worship of sportsball.
And then I watch the actual sport and it's stop and start every fucking second like trench warfare, which helps artificially extend the game to this unnecessarily long runtime, and giving them time to run more ads. People call soccer boring, but at least the clock runs the full 45 minutes, plus whatever extra time, followed by another 45 minutes. Even in sports where the clock does stop, like rugby, don't feel the incessant need to pad the runtime past it's 80 minute length. Even when I try and understand the rules of the NFL, I see all this shit to do with divisions and wild cards, and I don't know why it isn't just a knockout table like the FA Cup, or just a typical World Cup model of playing teams in a group stage and then transitioning to a knockout stage.
As a national sportsball, American football seems like one of the lamest sportsballs possible. Convince all those big black guys to transition into rugby so they can go toe to toe with New Zealand Maoris.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

The football team that is based in a Red state wins against a team from the Liberal state of California. For some reason, conservatives still seethes.

I think Travis Kelcee getting in his coaches face and pushing an elderly old man aggressively all because he took him out of a play while also acting like the poster child for liberals is what upset people. Mr Pfizer also had a very weird celebration speech. https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1756910826793861245?s=46

 

[linchan]

I think Travis Kelcee getting in his coaches face and pushing an elderly old man aggressively all because he took him out of a play while also acting like the poster child for liberals is what upset people. Mr Pfizer also had a very weird celebration speech. https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1756910826793861245?s=46

All this sounds like trivial celebrity bullshit.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

real football is gay, play blood bowl instead, Chaos Edition is $2 on G2A and with the community content and campaign mods you'll get years of fun out of it.

 

[Rio]

I don't know anything about football but I'm a Taylor Swift fan now as of today.

 

[Jaimas]

AAAAAAAAA
WOOOOOOO
AAWOOOOOO
AAAAWOOOOO
AWOOOOO

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Damn it I fucked up

 

[Fareal]

I havent actually paid attention to any of this and never really cared but this image is just so funny. She looks so upset, like 'I dont know who any of these people are and I dont like them and I want to go home. Why am I out here?'

Its almost Renaissance-esque.

This is the perfect "I have been forced to spend the day with my in-laws, who I despise" face. In this moment we all relate to TS. I understand the in-laws are some kind of swamp people

 

[The Nothingness]

I only care because the Chief's winning means more articles about how the fans are somehow obviously racist and that may lead to more lawsuits against bloggers

I wonder if this injun group still wants the team's name to be changed now that they won.

 

[Fapcop]

I wonder if she let him put it in her tight end tonight?

Underrated comment

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This is a real song and article, by the way.

JEESUS. H. CHRIST, that is one UNFORTUNATE looking nog!

She looks like something out of a National Geographic documentary about the plight of Albino retards in Namibia.

And Ice Spice is the nog who talks on camera about how the entire village came to kill her, because they believed she has gold inside of her that can cure AIDS.

 

[Machinedramon]

I cared so little about the Super Bowl that I found out who won through Kiwifarms.

Finally something went right in my life

 

[AskeDead]

I won a lot of money last night, god bless Mahomes, god bless Kelce, god bless Taylor Swift