The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Iggles raped the queefs, the score made it seem closer than it actually was (putting the third string on the field in garbage time vs statpadhomes). The best part wasn't the game, it was going on /sp/ and shitposting. I loved all the Skip Bayless threads saying how Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr would have NEVER lost that game and how Brady is the undisputed GOAT.
 
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Not A Bunny said:
That said, my conspiracy-addled brain thinks the game is still fixed. I thought it would be fixed for the Chiefs, but I also heard about all of the boo-ing.
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not william stenchever said:
When I watch NFL I generally root for the Chiefs so it's been odd the past couple of years to see people saying "fuck the Chiefs it's rigged and they have plot armor". Naturally I see it differently. Hopefully after this super bowl we can all come together on hating a different team who has plot armor and it's rigged for them.
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Magnificent Penis said:
The riggery happens for whatever team holds the "face of the league" money making player. Brady got the same ref plot armor and lots of people hated the Patriots for it.
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You can only rig or play favorites for so long, though. People are gonna eventually tune out if refball continues to only benefit a reviled top dog. Like with election fraud, you need plausible deniability to pull it off.
 
What was that one commercial that looked like a TikTok video? I swear I was watching this game and when it came on, I thought someone in my call accidentally switched tabs.
 
Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
Now I want the fucking Raiders next. Stop dodging us, Cowards.
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That 1981 or 1982 loss was the last time an NFC team lost a super bowl until the Broncos win in the late 1990s.

'Course this also implies a Raiders team good enough to make a Super Bowl in the first place. Good luck with that.

You can console yourself with the fact that Jim Plunkett and Eli Manning are the only QBs who are more than one time winners of Super Bowls not in the HoF, I guess.
 
Been seeing a LOT of Chiefs fans coming out the woodwork, trying to say “of course we lost, our team wasn’t built for this game”, like they weren’t hyping this team up like the second fucking coming.

To that, all I have to say is this


Angry Shoes said:
The score doesn't reflect the game. That was an absolute fucking slaughter.
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The only reason the Chiefs got any of those Garbage Time points is that the Eagles started pulling people. Kenny Fucking Pickett has Superbowl time now - that honestly says more about the kinda ass whopping the Eagles put on.

That or that was done to spite the other Pennsylvania team. Both are equally petty.
 
Quence said:
Also, who decided to open a cage at the zoo and put a mumbling negro baboon on at halftime? That hideous creature with zero talent and its wide nose splayed across its face was effing HORRIBLE!
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That would be Jay Z. The nigger got a contract for creative control over half time shows for the next 20 years. So we'll never have a white performer again. It's just going to be screeching monkey noises for the next 18 or so years.
 
Not A Bunny said:
That said, my conspiracy-addled brain thinks the game is still fixed. I thought it would be fixed for the Chiefs, but I also heard about all of the boo-ing.
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If it were fixed for the Chiefs, then the Chiefs would've won. They had no business ever beating the Eagles. The Eagles are the best they've been in the past 20 years and reign uncontested in the NFL currently. The Chiefs are a Dynasty Team for the last several years and are the weakest iteration of their former selves and are on the down swing. In a fair game, what happened last night is what should've happened.
 
Ted Kaczynski said:
Why did Josh see it fit to feature the nigger-ball game results? I was able to completely avoid any mention of the sooper-ball this weekend.
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the same reason you get updates about pride capes in Runescape and why the Underlord is cool because he's green
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
That would be Jay Z. The nigger got a contract for creative control over half time shows for the next 20 years. So we'll never have a white performer again. It's just going to be screeching monkey noises for the next 18 or so years.
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Looked this up, it is all because of Kappernigger - https://archive.ph/uvbTg
It seems like they had a 5 year partnership in 2019 and it was extended last year. And they've given 375 million for "social justice"
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I wonder how this will go since JayZ allegedly raped a minor with Diddy.
 
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