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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Ah, we’ve reached that stage of the off-season where people are demanding the NFL bans the Tush Push.

I’m not even an Eagles fan and that’s retarded - other teams can also do the Brotherly Shove, it’s just that no other team can do it as well as the Eagles so they don’t try. By that same logic, might as well ban 60 yard receiving TD’s because not every QB can throw moon balls…
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Ah, we’ve reached that stage of the off-season where people are demanding the NFL bans the Tush Push.

I’m not even an Eagles fan and that’s retarded - other teams can also do the Brotherly Shove, it’s just that no other team can do it as well as the Eagles so they don’t try. By that same logic, might as well ban 60 yard receiving TD’s because not every QB can throw moon balls.
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The only real argument against it with any logic behind it I've heard is that the offense can push players whereas the defense cannot. Except that the Brotherly Shove is far from the only time offensive players are pushing each other. The Eagles o line hate doing it too. It's fucking awful. They just like getting first downs more than they hate doing it. Absolute dawgs.

If they want to make an offensive player pushing another offensive player a penalty go right ahead. I'd hate to see it go, but that rule change would cause max fucking chaos. The league would have already banned it if they were going to. Everyone else just needs to put together gigantic talented o lines who buy in are willing to do it.

Every talking point to hear about from pundits is wrong too. It wasn't all Jason Kelsey. Your QB doesn't need to squat 600lbs to do it. They don't know what they're talking about, shocker. There is a reason why Hurts almost always goes to the left side. It's because Mailata and Dickerson are fucking huge and have the best technique. They lock shoulders and keep churning their feet.

I think it was Brett Kollman who did a video on it and he also talked about how defenses are dogshit at stopping it by using completely wrong strategies. Cam Jurgens did an interview where he talked about the one in the Super Bowl and how he knew they were going to do it because Chris Jones got in this wack ass sideways positioning where he was going to have no chance of holding his ground.
 
break these cuffs said:
The only real argument against it with any logic behind it I've heard is that the offense can push players whereas the defense cannot. Except that the Brotherly Shove is far from the only time offensive players are pushing each other. The Eagles o line hate doing it too. It's fucking awful. They just like getting first downs more than they hate doing it. Absolute dawgs.

If they want to make an offensive player pushing another offensive player a penalty go right ahead. I'd hate to see it go, but that rule change would cause max fucking chaos. The league would have already banned it if they were going to. Everyone else just needs to put together gigantic talented o lines who buy in are willing to do it.

Every talking point to hear about from pundits is wrong too. It wasn't all Jason Kelsey. Your QB doesn't need to squat 600lbs to do it. They don't know what they're talking about, shocker. There is a reason why Hurts almost always goes to the left side. It's because Mailata and Dickerson are fucking huge and have the best technique. They lock shoulders and keep churning their feet.

I think it was Brett Kollman who did a video on it and he also talked about how defenses are dogshit at stopping it by using completely wrong strategies. Cam Jurgens did an interview where he talked about the one in the Super Bowl and how he knew they were going to do it because Chris Jones got in this wack ass sideways positioning where he was going to have no chance of holding his ground.
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Sauce because it was a good fucking video.
 
Franz Joseph said:
I'm actually surprised it wasn't Naruto.
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Eh, I have no issues with saying you like one of the big 3. They’re not masterpieces, but I find people who just admit to liking them to be more bearable than the people who act like they can’t enjoy middling quality stuff.

Anyway Stafford might be leaving the Rams because McVeigh is angry that his almost 40 year old quarterback who he traded away his future for is slowing down and because they lost to the one NFC team that wasn’t battered to shit by injuries.
 
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Señora Airi said:
If he does leave, I hope he goes to a contender and wins another ring.
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Word on the street is sending him to the Giants for their 2025 3rd overall pick, which sounds pretty retarded for all parties involved, what you think Cam Ward or Shadeur Sanders are gonna light up the world in LA? You think Stafford isn't going to regress back to his Detroit form behind the Giants turnstyle Oline?

So that said I'd like to see it happen, Rams were the only real challenge for the Birds in the playoffs this year, and I always laugh at the Giants misfortune.
 
Americunt said:
Word on the street is sending him to the Giants for their 2025 3rd overall pick, which sounds pretty retarded for all parties involved, what you think Cam Ward or Shadeur Sanders are gonna light up the world in LA? You think Stafford isn't going to regress back to his Detroit form behind the Giants turnstyle Oline?

So that said I'd like to see it happen, Rams were the only real challenge for the Birds in the playoffs this year, and I always laugh at the Giants misfortune.
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It's retarded on the Giants' part, for sure, but that's situation normal for that team. I don't really like the trade from the Rams' perspective either, but between Snead expressing concern about how old their offense is compared to the defense (which is why Kupp is getting traded), and McVay's gigantic man crush on Jimmy G (that dude must be an amazing teammate, I've never seen such an injury-prone mid QB get so many chances), I could see them using #3 to draft a rookie QB to sit behind him for a year and use the rest of the draft to give Puka Nacua more help.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Ah, we’ve reached that stage of the off-season where people are demanding the NFL bans the Tush Push.

I’m not even an Eagles fan and that’s retarded - other teams can also do the Brotherly Shove, it’s just that no other team can do it as well as the Eagles so they don’t try. By that same logic, might as well ban 60 yard receiving TD’s because not every QB can throw moon balls…
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This argument happened a couple years back in the NHL when the Tampa Bay Lightning was accused of circumventing the cap. They brought back one of their best players from Injured Reserve right before the playoffs started. They then won the Stanley Cup.

Their response was "If it's so easy, why doesn't every other team do it?"
 
Americunt said:
Word on the street is sending him to the Giants for their 2025 3rd overall pick, which sounds pretty retarded for all parties involved, what you think Cam Ward or Shadeur Sanders are gonna light up the world in LA? You think Stafford isn't going to regress back to his Detroit form behind the Giants turnstyle Oline?

So that said I'd like to see it happen, Rams were the only real challenge for the Birds in the playoffs this year, and I always laugh at the Giants misfortune.
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Any aging QB behind the Giants O-line is going to be a bloodbath. I think everyone involved has to know that Rodgers, Stafford, and Russ Wilson would likely die there.
 
Holy fucking shit did anyone happen to see the halftime show for the HBCU Legacy bowl? I am pretty sure the whole marching band and cheerleading are all black, their names are Sonic-Boom and the Sound of Dyn-O-mite. And it was so fucking god awful, the song notation is just so bad, they have terrible coordination, terrible choreography (no homo), terrible instrument skills, 4 Drum majors dry humping their batons graphicly, and to cap it off the gang of scantily clad fat economically impoverished scholarship recipients even more graphicly just start dry humping the ground itself like pit-bull bitches in heat.

Unbelievable, kids could be watching that shit man.

One white field commander and shit would be alright

This is the best they could do when they could retake and edit the shit in post. The live one shot performance was just laughably bad.
 
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SneedleDee&SneedleDumb said:
No fucking clue. Half Breed Crack Users? I was pretty drunk, and a schizo, mind you.
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Historically Black Colleges and Universities (oldest being from 1837 and most of them from after the Civil War since their was that whole thing in parts of the country about keeping Blacks from already established institutions (if i what read is correct)
 
So I guess Steve Smith was dicking down somebody's wife so the guy had a meltdown. Went on Twitter posting screenshots of her telling Steve he moved her IUD and a recording of him calling Steve and asking him why he's fucking his wife. The skank is a member of the Ravens marching band I guess.

Divorce most likely inbound for Steve
 
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