The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Best scenario for Miami is that JJ is a whole bushel of cheeks and the Vikings get desperate enough to trade for Tua

I’m going to laugh hysterically if the Vikings get so desperate that they trade for the Generational Bag Securer, Kirk Cousins.

Look if we can’t have Rodgers complete the Farve Prophecy, then trading to get their former QB back is the next funniest thing I can see the Vikings do this season.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Chicago came out the gate solid, held down a de-facto rookie QB until that last pass. He may be a faggot, but if Williams wins games for the Bears, I'll accept it. 2nd half time, let's go Bears!

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

The first drive from the bears alone has shown MASSIVE improvement. SCHEME first Caleb, then play hero, way better than last year.

 

[Drama Fan]

Caleb coming out of the halftime

On the other side of the ball
>WE GOTTA GO
>hikes
>throws pick 6
lmao
Miss us yet?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

JJ McCarthy was a game manager on an elite college team that was all about running the ball and playing strong defense. Never got the hype for the guy. He doesn't look ready at all.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

JJ McCarthy was a game manager on an elite college team that was all about running the ball and playing strong defense. Never got the hype for the guy. He doesn't look ready at all.

I thinkt he Vikings o-line is more to blame.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I thinkt he Vikings o-line is more to blame.

Exactly Vikings. Don't blame McCarthy for sucking, blame the O-Line. Pay McCarthy now before he gets too expensive

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Exactly Vikings. Don't blame McCarthy for sucking, blame the O-Line. Pay McCarthy now before he gets too expensive

I get your angle but the vikings O-line didn't do darnold many favors in his postseason trouncing. McCarthy needs some time he isn't blameless but he should improve wiht more action.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

4th Quarter, seal the deal. Get the FG, and keep making JJ look like a boy among men.

As I typed that, Santos misses the fifty-yarder. Goddamnit. The Vikes get toward the red zone quickly, that was a good batted pass.

Edit: And Jefferson gets the TD. Fuck me. At least they managed to keep the two-point unsuccessful.
Post-game edit: Chicago had it in the bag, KOC and Florez turned the gears up and won it. Damnit.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I'll give McCarthy credit for turning it around in the fourth quarter. He looked brutal in the first three.

 

[ForgedBlades]

lmfao burrs

 

[Local Fed]

$1.5 billion, 15-year extension for JJ McCarthy (this will be an underpayment.)

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I'll give McCarthy credit for turning it around in the fourth quarter. He looked brutal in the first three.

Which thankfully coincided with Caleb Williams turning into a pumpkin and Bears forgetting basic clock management.

 

[SteinserGate]

Which thankfully coincided with Caleb Williams turning into a pumpkin and Bears forgetting basic clock management.

The outcome of the DJ Moore hospital ball is the blessing the Bears were given today.
The fact that he walked away instead of being given the NFL player prayer circle is a miracle within itself.

 

[NoLoveDeepWeb]

I've never been so quickly shifted from It's So Over to We're So Back
Time to break out my purple and gold hopium once again (it doubles as heart medication)

 

[HackerX]

I've never been so quickly shifted from It's So Over to We're So Back
Time to break out my purple and gold hopium once again (it doubles as heart medication)

You heard'em. He's a Vikings fan and taking penis drugs for homo sex!

 

[Grin Machine]

Incredible night for Gayleb and Ben Johnson haters.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

That was painful to watch... until it wasn't

 

[StarkRavingMad]

My favorite meme in regards to last night's game:

 

[Zaryiu2]

(Catching up on thread, will edit when necessary)
WWE for all it's flaws at least is honest about being entertainment unlike a bunch of professional leagues in other sports, reminder thst Goodell behind utter shit as commissioner was set in stone as yes he was a NEW YORK JETS *INTERN!*
Good to know there were good games, so how di the Seahawks play?