The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
break these cuffs said:
Average team age in the NFL ranges from 25.23-27.28 not including the Commies roster. The Commies are at 28.09. They are the NFL's retirement home this season. The front office and coaching staff actually believed the hype of last season. They went out and got a bunch of old men to try to win now. When has that ever failed? I don't know what their cap situation is, but they may be alright if they didn't hamstring themselves and commit to a proper rebuild.
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I was wondering if this was just a little skewed because they have a few guys like Ertz, Wagner, and Miller who are all 35+, but this wasn't an exaggeration. Their opening day roster had 25 guys, 29 or older. Which was 8 more than the next highest teams, the Steelers and Texans.

Their cap situation doesn't seem bad at first because they have the 6th highest cap space next year, but they have the 2nd lowest total players under contract next year.
 
The Late Window games are really dogshit this week. Weren't last week's ones also bad? I know the schedule Gods can't predict it all, but damn.

Bears bullshit is becoming real, it's great. Will see tonight if the Steelers Bullshit or the Chargers Charger-ing will be more powerful (both mean the Chargers are going to lose, but I want to see which weighs heavier than Andy Reid at a BBQ joint after a playoff loss).

Edit to avoid doubleposting: I was thinking about it earlier, but is there any other sport that has terms taken from other sports than Gridiron Football? Chip-shot field goals, home-run hitter, I know there are more but I can't think of others at the moment.
 
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Fat Gay Riker said:
Bears bullshit is becoming real, it's great. Will see tonight if the Steelers Bullshit or the Chargers Charger-ing will be more powerful (both mean the Chargers are going to lose, but I want to see which weighs heavier than Andy Reid at a BBQ joint after a playoff loss).
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Is it me or does that stadium sound like a Steelers crowd?
 

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RIP to the former commissioner
 
Squanto Airi said:
Combo of the charger fan meme as well as Steelers fans travelling well

EDIT: 3-2? Man this is a great game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and LA Kings
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Both these QBs are being knocked around like pinballs. I figured Aaron Rodgers would lose his dentures if this keeps up, but somehow its the young dude from LA getting his ankles taped
 
>Dan Campbell took over play calling
>offense actually fucking resembles itself

I might actually want Dabol or McDaniels if they get fired. Dabol ain’t great, but Orton was uninspired.
 
SpergRush said:
Both these QBs are being knocked around like pinballs. I figured Aaron Rodgers would lose his dentures if this keeps up, but somehow its the young dude from LA getting his ankles taped
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Supposedly at least two of the chargers best offensive linesmen are injured. I don’t really follow them but I remember seeing an article on bleacher report
 
Guyspleasedontfight said:
Supposedly at least two of the chargers best offensive linesmen are injured. I don’t really follow them but I remember seeing an article on bleacher report
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The Chargers O-line room is a hospital ward. Even one of the tackles that started the year on the practice squad is hurt. They have problems at guard too.
 
Campbell was a TE. He can call some offensive plays if he needs to

In other NFC North related news, Matt Stafford finally dug his way out of the historical hole the Lions put his win/loss record into. He's officially .500 as a QB
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Bucs had the worst offensive performance since before the bye, Baker making questionable passes and Gizzard making shit calls.
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I thought they did pretty well overall considering Evans, Godwin and Irving are all out and field conditions were shit until the half when it dried out a bit.

Baker taking two really dumb sacks didn't help. He transformed into Shedeur Sanders for that first one. I have no idea why the fuck he went that far back.
 
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